Chapter 311: Instigating a cheerful little girl
The right empty ears can turn a person into a cheerful little girl.
She twisted her head back sharply again, and fired her bow at the village chief again, not giving him a chance to fight back.
After the fan was enough, Yu Qingqian slowly withdrew his hand, turned his wrist, and looked at the village chief who was lying motionless on the ground.
There's nothing like a solid slap to give off steam.
"Yo, I'll just say, how can you have a handsome face when you are a dead dwarf, and this face is fake?" There is a bit of yin and yang in the resentment, and the lethality is unexpectedly powerful.
The face of the village chief was not his own, but was obtained from others through some special means.
After the face that didn't belong to him was taken down by Yu Qingqian in this way, the village chief's original face was really revealed.
There are a lot of wrinkles on that face, coupled with the slap package that Yu Qingqian rewarded him, it looks really a bit disgusting.
Yu Qingqian's operation stunned everyone. No one dared to take a step forward, for fear of touching her moldy head.
The son of the village chief, the big strong man who looked stupid, was trembling with the pillars in the house at this time, and he didn't dare to come out to avenge his father.
After beating the village chief, she vented a lot of resentment in her heart, and her brain cleared up a lot.
She fell and deformed her face, her nose was sunken, her mouth was crooked, and her eyes were fine, at least they didn't affect her vision.
"Who's next?" Yu Qingqian, who slapped people, seemed to be the invincible king of the mountain at this time, and his head was twisted three hundred and sixty degrees, not to mention how flexible.
She cracked her crooked mouth again and began to pick the next lucky one.
The corners of the Snow Girl's mouth twitched, she took a deep breath, and began to think about how to deal with Yu Qingqian, who seemed to be attached to the bride's body.
"Soul out of the body? Interestingly, this may be a predicament that can get the soul beast clan out of the slim chance of becoming a god. "Compared to humans, if a soul beast wants to become a god, in addition to going through hundreds of thousands of years of cultivation, the threshold of becoming a god is also something that few beasts can touch.
Cultivating for hundreds of thousands of years, but after all, it is a talent and a limited lifespan, and if it can't reach a million years, it is unwilling after all.
The Snow Girl subconsciously muttered to herself again, and then was listened to by Yu Qingqian.
The empty ear is intermittent, and most of the time her hearing is extremely sharp.
"Oh?" Yu Qingqian turned his head to look in the direction of the Snow Girl, and one of them got up and bounced down in front of the Snow Girl. "It's up to you, I'm going to kill you."
However, before Yu Qingqian could make a move, a slap appeared on her face one step ahead of Yu Qingqian.
"Want to kill me? What about dreaming? ”
After being slapped and spun around and landing, Yu Qingqian's brain seemed to be more flexible than before, realizing that the beautiful young lady couldn't be messed with, squatting on the ground aggrievedly, holding herself and starting to think about it.
"Why is it always me who gets bullied? Obviously, I can't do anything, you all have to die, you all have to die, you all have to give me a funeral, otherwise I won't even be able to find a mahjong companion on Huangquan Road."
She squatted there and thought for a long time, not noticing that the Snow Maiden had come to her side.
The Snow Girl listened quietly to Yu Qingqian's forced chatter for a while, twisted her brows impatiently, and reached out to lift Yu Qingqian from the ground.
Yu Qingqian, who suddenly took off in the air, was about to struggle and scream, but when he raised his eyes, he met the indifferent and ruthless eyes of the snow girl, and he was stunned in an instant.
"Don't put your ugly face at me." Snow Maiden said in disgust.
"Oh" Yu Qingqian lowered his head honestly, and the grievances in his eyes were visible to the naked eye.
"I ask you, who are you?" Snow Girl asked aloud.
"Me? I'm Xiaohua. Yu Qingqian shook his hand and replied in a low voice.
"What?"
"I'm Xiaohua!" The words are round, and there is a shallow atmosphere of two goods.
Yes, it seems that there is really no memory.
"Who am I?" Snow Maiden asked again.
"You?" Yu Qingqian raised his head and cautiously glanced at the person in front of him, and said, "Old witch, beautiful sister." ”
Yes, the strength of the eyes has not changed.
"Yu Qingqian, if you don't wake up again, I'll bury you under the locust tree over there. When the time comes, no one will burn incense for you. The Snow Maiden opened her mouth to make up the story of a human being she had heard from nowhere.
Yu Qingqian's head tilted, looked at the Snow Girl suspiciously, pointed his finger at himself, and looked like a dumb goose: "Me? ”
"Yu, Qing, shallow" She read these three words carefully, and a few vague fragments flashed in her mind.
She wanted to catch it, but it was too late.
"Am I Yu Qingqian?" She began to get tangled, and the voices in her head kept arguing.
"You're a little flower!"
"I'm Yu Qingqian!"
"You're a little flower! You're the little flower! I said you're a little flower, you are! ”
"I don't want you to say it, I'm going to say it myself! You are the little flower, your whole family is a little flower! "It's very shallow.
"Yu Qingqian, Yu Qingqian, that's right, my name is Yu Qingqian, and my family lives in Room 1001, Building 2, Flip Garden, Flip Street." Yu Qingqian's brain was a mess at this time, and his mouth was completely out of his control.
The Snow Girl saw that Yu Qingqian was about to wake up, so she didn't bother to care about her anymore, and turned around to bring the body of Yu Qingqian, the "flower girl", over.
Yu Qingqian hugged his head, a small flower for a while, and Yu Qingqian for a while, arguing with himself non-stop, completely ignoring the increasingly wrong atmosphere around him.
"We can't let them go, if she really wakes up, we won't survive!" The village chief, who had been knocked unconscious, had already woken up at this time, supported his weak body, and said hard.
The other villagers also looked like they were cowering without caring about themselves, their eyes showed a fierce light, and they looked at each other as if they were looking at each other, and they rushed towards Yu Qingqian with red eyes, and kept chanting words similar to incantations in their mouths.
This dispute was originally Yu Qingqian's upper hand, as long as she was fully aware of who she was, she would be able to return to her own body. But the spells that densely surrounded his ears had hypnotic magic, gradually turning Yu Qingqian's sober consciousness into chaos.
"Yu Qingqian!"
The Snow Girl directly slapped her in a spiral, and flew out all the villagers around Yu Qingqian, and then shouted at her ear.
Yu Qingqian paused, and subconsciously responded: "Eh! Immediately after, the murderous aura in the soul frantically bubbled out, and the god-killing realm suddenly expanded.
She gradually regained clarity under her eyes, looked at the surrounding situation, and then looked at her real body that was surrounded by the Snow Maiden, and blurted out a sentence of national quintessence for a while: "! ”
The bride's body softened and fell to the side, and Yu Qingqian's soul finally returned to her body.
When she reviewed everything that had happened in the past few days, as well as the attitude that the system was not about herself, she opened her eyes in a not very good mood.
The Snow Girl raised her eyebrows and looked at Yu Qingqian, "If you don't wake up again, I'll really bury you." ”
Yu Qingqian grinned flatteringly, "Don't, I'm a cheerful little girl, I can make you happy with me, I can't bury it." ”
Fear and spare your life.