Chapter 367: Sixty Years of Error

The rain in June is so boring.

Bilbo sat sickly on his pony, wearing the cloak that Gandalf had prepared for him, but he didn't feel much better.

The rain seemed to penetrate into his collar, and it was very uncomfortable.

At this time, he was somewhat envious of the dwarves who wore iron or leather armor.

Although these equipment are not comfortable, they will not absorb much rain sufficiently... The dwarves have rough skin, and they don't have too many strips of cloth or anything else between the nails, or anything else that is resistant to friction.

Bilbo estimated the time.

It's past the point of afternoon tea.

It was raining heavily all day today.

The road was so muddy that it was almost like sinking him all in.

Ponies, like people, are very tired and hobbly.

Everyone seemed a little sullen and too lazy to speak.

"I'm pretty sure the rain must have penetrated the underwear... And we put food in the bag. Bilbo thought.

"Why am I wading into the muddy waters of the snitch with others! I wish I could still be in my little hole, sitting by the fireplace, listening to the kettle boiling water! ”

He has been thinking about such a wish many times lately.

Stopping here, the thought of saying goodbye and going home turned into words blocking his chest, making him often stuffy.

The dwarves continued to walk forward without looking back, noticing the hobbit flinching.

The sun seemed to have set behind the gray clouds, as the sky began to darken, the wind grew stronger, and the willows by the river bent over and swayed with a soft sigh.

The unknown river, which had turned into a reddish-brown rapids due to the abundant water of the past few days, rushed all the way from the mountains in front of them.

Soon, it was completely dark, and the strong wind blew away the gray clouds, revealing a crescent moon hidden among the clouds.

Finally, the cool weather made everyone breathe a sigh of relief.

It's just that the cool breeze of the night blows on the wet body, and it is not pleasant.

Bilbo shivered a few times, missing his warm little bed even more.

If it had been before, he would have been lying in that soft, comfortable bed by now, drinking a glass of warm milk and reading a little bedtime book.

"Why do I think this life is boring?" Bilbo almost muttered.

Of course, even if he speaks, it won't affect anything.

Dwarves are very sloppy guys, and they don't care about such trivial things.

The group stopped, and Thorin had already begun to arrange dinner, and then shifted the conversation to sleep: "How are we going to find a dry place to sleep!" Otherwise, if you don't have to wait to reach Mordor, someone will lose their lives because of the wind cold. ”

Compared to the other dwarves, Thorin is still slightly thinner... Albeit limited.

The dwarves moved quickly at Thorin's beckoning.

Dwarves who have lost their homes have a wealth of experience in surviving in the wild.

Of course, they prefer a dry, sheltered cave, or a proper hotel.

So, they need Gandalf.

However, it was only then that they discovered that Gandalf was missing.

In the pouring rain, Gandalf's figure disappeared without a trace.

It's just frustrating.

"Just when the wizard was most needed, he wasn't there." Dori and Nolli wailed.

In the end, they chose to camp in the thicker bushes, which was also a helpless choice.

Although the ground in the bushes is relatively dry, the wind blows water droplets off the leaves.

The sound of ticking, ticking is the most irritating part.

Of course, there are good places, there will be relatively fewer mosquitoes tonight... But there are also.

Bilbo tightened his cloak and leaned closer to the pony.

Dwarves are very good at making fires.

But this does not include the use of wet wood, and the wet velvet, which is completely unable to take on the heavy responsibility of igniting the fire.

The dwarves were rudely venting their tempers.

This frightened a pony and rushed out.

Before they could stop it, it rushed into the river, and when they pulled it out of the water, Filip and Chili nearly drowned, and the pony's luggage was washed away by the water, and most of it was food.

Now, everyone's dinner, along with tomorrow's breakfast, is gone.

They all sat wet on the floor, breathing on their stomachs, while Oyin and Groyin tried to light the fire again, but began to quarrel again.

Bahrain, who always served as a scout, suddenly shouted: "There is light over there!" ”

Not far away there is a small hill overgrown with trees, which looks quite dense.

In the darkness, they could clearly see a light shining, a red, warm light, as if a torch or campfire was burning vigorously.

Yue Buqun sat by the campfire, waiting for the arrival of the dwarven team and Bilbo Baggins.

His Divine Consciousness Tree had already discovered them.

The frightened pony was actually Yue Buqun's handiwork.

"I came to Middle-earth, of course, but decades earlier."

"The Hall of Reincarnation... It's really naughty. ”

"The Ring Guard team can't be found, but the dwarf team that went to the lonely mountain adventure has met a positive one."

Thinking of Yue Buqun here, he threw some wood into the fire pond to make the fire burn more vigorously.

"It's okay sooner, as long as you find the One Ring, you can lead to Sauron, and the result is the same." Wind chimes said in the chat group.

"Nope! The impact is very great, now Sauron may still be cultivating and sleeping, and he has not really woken up, even if he gets the Supreme Ring, he may not be able to find Sauron. Tony said.

But he added: "But it doesn't matter, we can go on two lines, and we will start from whichever side has more chances." ”

"The result is the same."

"Perhaps, we can harvest more than one more along the way, Smaug, the last dragon in Middle-earth!"

"I've heard that its voice actor and motion capture are the same person as the actor of Doctor Strange, so maybe I can catch it, tame it, and bring it to Strange and surprise him."

The people in the chat group chatted freely, and they did not fall into a panic because of the errors of these decades.

Instead, Bilbo Baggins, who was pushed out and followed the firelight, had already walked behind a big tree, and was looking at the bonfire in front of Yue Buqun, as well as the roast mutton, the big roasted naan, and the hot water hanging on the bonfire, gurgling and smoking.

Hobbits are born snitches, they walk without sound, and can walk on steep, narrow ground.

Bill Boben would not have thought that Yue Buqun had discovered himself.

Until Yue Buqun's voice appeared directly in his mind.

"If you don't mind, you can come over for a cup of tea and something to warm up."

"I've prepared some sweet milk tea, which may whet your appetite."

Bilbo was startled, but instead boldly walked out.

"You're a wizard? Same as Gandalf? Bilbo asked Yue Buqun.

In Middle-earth, wizarding is not a profession, but a race.

Only Maiya, who could use witchcraft, was called a sorcerer.

So, Bilbo let his guard down a bit.

"Not really! But it's pretty much the same. Yue Buqun didn't explain much to Bilbo.

Bilbo didn't think much about it, and under Yue Buqun's greeting, he quickly sat down, and then began to eat.

Somewhat reserved at first, then moving faster and faster.

If it weren't for the fact that Middle-earth was too vast, and Yue Buqun didn't know at all, Gollum, who hid the Supreme Ring, was hiding in a dark crack in the ground, and he wouldn't have had to come to see the Dwarven Squad and Bilbo at all.

Compared to the Ring Guards, the dwarf squad, which is basically all dwarves, is actually much more difficult to deal with.

After all, the creatures of Middle-earth know that dwarves are stubborn, savage, and stubborn.

To convince them, sometimes it's better to expect the stones to grow brains.

Of course, Yue Buqun has a special communicative technique.

A large barrel of whole-wheat beer is the only way to get closer to the dwarves.

At least when you drink too much, these dwarves will have to fight with you.

As long as Yue Buqun got their specific route from the dwarves, he could arrange the clones first and search for them.

Instead of stupidly spending time with these guys.

"I'm sorry! What I'm going to say is... I have some companions, who may not be polite or rude, and who will eat a lot of your food, ruin your purity, and not even have much gratitude for you... But they're all good people... Good dwarfs! Can I invite them along? Bilbo, who had already quickly stuffed a large roasted naan, as well as a grilled fish and half a leg of mutton, opened his mouth and said to Yue Buqun.

Yue Buqun smiled when he heard this: "Why not!" Sounds interesting. ”

Just now, he had captured enough distractions from Bilbo, and then copied the language system.

He has mastered the universal language of the world.

Bilbo galloped towards the dwarves.

Soon a group of dwarves appeared, all looking at the bonfire, and the abundance of food, all with happy expressions.

Older dwarves may be a little wary.

After all, it seems a little strange that a 'wizard' wandering alone in the wilderness would prepare so much food in advance.

But the young dwarves have already begun to feast.

They don't care so much.

"Eat slowly, I still have it here." As soon as Yue Buqun waved his hand, some specific foods provided by Ah Yu appeared.

Capture the Bacchus Shark at level 31, the Liquor Bull at level 30, the Liquor Melons at level 19, and the Dionysian Dragon at level 37.

These are delicious dishes that are delicious in themselves, but also contain the taste and smell of alcohol.

The dwarves were attracted by these delicacies, and their vigilance was lowered again.

After a while, even the most vigilant Thorin began to sit down to eat meat and drink wine.

In the hearty mood, the hardships and unhappiness of the day are far away.

They unbuckled their armor, let go of their bellies, and ate and drank as much as they could.

Bilbo joins in again.

Hobbits are all rice buckets, and even dwarves don't seem strong enough in front of them.

The more you drink the wine, the more you eat the meat, the more fragrant it becomes.

The dwarves knocked on the dishes and sang.

Over icy mountains and fog.

Arrive at the ancient cave in the low cellar.

We need to leave before dawn.

Find beautiful prime locations.

In the past, the dwarves did great things.

The hammer fell like a bell.

In the depths, dark creatures sleep.

A lair beneath the base.

Their spirits have reached a state of extreme relaxation.

Yue Buqun asked his question.

"Can you tell me where you're going?" In the voice of demagogy, there was the compulsion of divine will.

Thorin was sober for a moment, but the strength of the wine was on his head, numbing his nerves.

He told the line frankly.

"Thank you! You will take back the Lonely Mountain. Yue Buqun got up and didn't stay any longer.

Dozens of wooden clones set off with a large number of probing robots.

They will follow the route and conduct a carpet search.

Even if the route set by these dwarves is different from the actual route, it should not be too much of a mistake.

What Yue Buqun needs is only an approximate range.

Of course, if the stealth and shielding effects of the Supreme Ring didn't work for him, maybe he could scrape Gollum out faster.

The first dwarf to wake up in the morning was Groyin, who covered his head and shook his beard as he looked at the green smoke rising from the extinguished campfire.

Last night's carnival seems to have turned into fragments and flashed back in my mind.

Then he rose to his senses, shouting and shouting, and woke all the dwarves.

After counting the packages three times and finding that nothing was missing, the scolding gradually decreased.

It's just that he didn't feel that there was anything wrong in the slightest, but some dwarves were still complaining about Yue Buqun's farewell.

Bilbo listened to the swear words from the dwarves, feeling aggrieved by the unknown wizard.

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Yue Buqun was not aggrieved at all.

Because he's pretty much locked on to the area where Gollum is.

Deep in the belly of the mountain, in the dark cavern.

The damp and cold underground river is secretly surging.

It's a lair of orcs.

But that's in the past.

The half-orcs in this cave were all wrenched into pieces by Yue Buqun's sword qi.

In addition to the orcs, there are also some strange fish that are afraid of light and scaleless in the river water deep in the cave.

They are slippery and creamy, with sticky bodily fluids, and even the most unfussy orcs don't like to eat them.

The only one who can eat this kind of fish is Gollum.

Gollum lives in an underground river, on a damp rock.

He was now observing Yue Buqun who had broken into this place from a distance, with big eyes like telescopes.

Yue Buqun's Divine Consciousness Tree had been unfurled, scanning everything in the cave and the river again and again.

But there was no trace of Gollum.

Although he didn't find it, Yue Buqun was sure that he was here.

This is the intuition that comes when a warrior is watched.

Yue Buqun, who had restrained his breath, looked like his body was thin, without the creatures of this world, and looked muscular and burly.

This causes Gollum to misjudge.

"Good luck to us, my darling! I guess it's a big meal, at least as a delicious snack for us, Gollum! "When he says grunt, he makes a horrible swallowing sound from his throat.

No one likes to eat these unpalatable fish.

Gollum now wants a change of taste.

Those half-orcs, he didn't dare to provoke.

But Yue Buqun, who looked 'weak', was put on the recipe by him presumptuously.

(End of chapter)