Chapter 38: Magical Legends

Having Ermao laid the foundation for my success.

However, if you start now, the odds of winning are still not great.

Because the enemy's defenses were not fundamentally destroyed, my strength was not yet large enough. The leader is a young and strong fellow, and if we were to fight alone, we would be a tie at best, and perhaps I would still be at a disadvantage, because I have not tried it, and it is difficult to draw conclusions.

But his combat experience is much higher than mine, because he not only defeated the previous leader, but also thwarted many challengers, which I cannot compare, since I was driven out of my tribe, I have been wandering, sleeping in the open air, hungry and full, frightened, when I encounter a guard post, I have to flee for my life, because this is someone else's territory, my strength cannot compete with the powerful tribe, although I have no big problem defeating a few guard posts, but I am afraid of causing greater trouble.

I had little combat experience, only the experience of fleeing.

But it's also wealth, an important asset in life.

I'm not a mediocrity.

I grew up to the age of two in my birthplace, the Murmur tribe (for dinosaurs, two years old is an adult, and you have to leave the tribe), and I became the most handsome male dinosaur in the tribe. My tail hair is very beautiful golden red, without a single stray hair, this is the only color of all the dinosaurs in the tribe, everyone has never seen such a color, but I have heard in the legend, that is a very effective dinosaur leader in ancient times, with such a unique and beautiful tail hair, this legend, passed down from generation to generation in the dinosaur tribe, every dinosaur knows, because of this, my parents and aunts and sisters like me very much, but the brothers don't like me, maybe out of jealousy, because it is difficult for them to escape the fate of being the eight dragons, and I am very likely to become the leader of the tribe, they hate me, it is human nature, I don't blame them. My father, the leader of the Murmur tribe, liked me because he wanted me to help him when I became the leader of a tribe and help the Murmur tribe defeat their enemies or his enemies. He gave me a second-class bed (the first-class bed was reserved for the tribal chiefs, and other dinosaurs were not allowed to trespass), and passed on to me many things, which became my precious treasures, greatly enriched my mind, and inspired me to fight.

You must want to know that amazing legend.

I would like to know too.

But I don't know.

It's not that I don't know, it's that I don't know how to tell you, I can only make a long story short, and tell you it concisely, because when I was a child, my parents and aunts told me this legend until I left the Murmur tribe.

It's not that the story is very long, the story is not long, it is finished in a few hours.

The strange thing is that they tell a different story every time, even if it is the same dinosaur, and if you tell the story at another time, the content of the story will be completely different.

It's not completely different, it's not the same at all.

It seems like two completely different stories.

Tell me how I'll tell you.

But I still want to tell you one of these versions, and you must remember it, and don't let me tell you it again later, because if I do, it must be another version, because I don't remember what story I just told you. You know, although our dinosaurs have huge bodies, they don't have big heads, but they are the size of a pig's head, and they have as many brains.

"What a pig's head"

"Pig Brain"

This was originally to scold the dinosaurs, but later I don't know why humans took it on their heads.

Some people say that scolding is the fundamental difference between humans and other animals.

That's what I said.

You might as well go to the office and scold a few casually, and someone will believe that you are scolding yourself.

Take your swear words on your own head.

Because when you are scolding "pig head", "pig brain", "dog day", "bastard", "son of a bitch", "two hundred and five", ...... When someone thinks, isn't this me?

Therefore, scolding is inevitable.

Stop there, the legend must still be told.

That may have happened in the Mesozoic Era, because dinosaurs had no writing, so they could only be passed on by word of mouth, and the concept of time was not particularly strong. At that time, the red-haired dinosaurs had not yet dominated the world. They are often bullied by other kinds of dinosaurs, according to the red-haired dinosaurs, it should belong to the primitive society period, a red-haired dinosaur named Jin Dan led many red-haired dinosaurs to expand the territory, defeated all the herbivorous dinosaurs and carnivorous dinosaurs, so that the red-haired dinosaurs were able to rule the world, he is the ancestor of all red-haired dinosaurs.

His birth is very legendary.

His mother Blood Red is a very beautiful female dinosaur, the tail hair is a bright red of water, there is no miscellaneous hair, famous far and wide, when he has not yet married, one day, lightning and thunder, it rains heavily, in order to avoid the rain, the blood red girl ran desperately, I don't know how far she ran, suddenly there was a big cave in front of her, she rushed in without thinking about it, and found that it was unusually bright, the cave was brilliant, he didn't know what the light was emitting, a short and elongated two-legged monster looked at him, the description of the two-legged monster was different, but one thing was the same, they called this monster the black-haired flounderIt is said that the eyes of the monster grow on the same plane, the head is round and spherical, the top is covered with black hair, the skin color is different, and some parts of the skin are detached from the flesh, and even float up, and there is no cuticle on the body......

I never believed that there was such a monster in the world. It's just a story made up by the dinosaurs, that's all.

It's like some dinosaurs whimsically saying that the earth is like a ball.

"You're like a ball......" I retorted.

The other party was silent.

What happened?

Later, the black-haired flounder peeled off a lot of layers of skin from the body, like peeling a corn husk, there was no blood at all, you say it's not very strange, then how can there be no blood, not to mention who has a lot of layers of skin, peeled to the end, except for some black hair on the top and in the middle, the rest of the monster is like yellow mud pinched, and there is a small cylinder perpendicular to the body in the middle of the black hair......

What a fantasy!

Impossible!

I admire how rich the imagination of the dinosaurs is.

Their imagination will surely surpass the imagination of Chinese medicine.

Before that, what I admired the most was Chinese medicine, which has a more imaginative imagination than anyone in any profession, including those web novelists who write fantasy novels. You stretch out a foot, Chinese medicine can find your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys from the soles of your feet, you say you have a headache, he will go to the soles of your feet to give you a needle, you say there is a problem with the mouth, he will break your anus to show you:

"Your anus is a little clogged......"

I respect traditional Chinese medicine, like respecting Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng, some health programs invite Chinese medicine experts as guests, the more I listen, the more mysterious I become, the more I listen, the more mysterious I listen......

I sometimes think that they are Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng who are holding the dust.

Let's not talk about traditional Chinese medicine, let's go back to the legend.

What happened?

Later, the scarlet girl seemed to be bound by something, he couldn't move, his tail seemed to be hung up, and the short, yellow-haired black-haired flounder went to the back of his ass and didn't know what to do.

The black-haired flounder likes to smell farts.

Red-haired dinosaurs all said so. This is the only sentence I believe they said, I believe.

And then?

I don't know how long it took, but it should have been more than an hour, and the short, yellow-haired fart-smelling black-haired flounder monster returned to the front of the blood-red girl, looking very tired, and the small cylinder in the middle was no longer perpendicular to the body, like a sarcoma drooping down......

Later, the short, yellow-muddled black-haired fart-smelling fart foil got the skin that had just been peeled off layer by layer......

Later, the cave was gone, the short, yellow-muddled black-haired fart-smelling foil was gone, the rain stopped, and the sun came out.

That's all for the time being about the magical legend of the red-haired dinosaur, but I still don't know what kind of monster the short, yellow-muddled black-haired flounder is.

This may require the constant exploration of those intelligent scientists.