Chapter 10: Dogs, Dogs, Dogs
Kong Fang had a flash of inspiration, and Li Qingzhao's "Like a Dream Order: Chang Ji Xiting Sunset" blurted out.
Fang Shibo was entangled in his brother-in-law's technique of attracting dragons and absorbing water, and listened to him recite poems.
Fang Shibo was suddenly amazed by his poetry again.
Although the poem is short, with only a few words, it seems to come out randomly, but every sentence contains deep meaning. Poetry and scenery blend together, love and interest reflect each other, the realm is beautiful, giving people endless beauty enjoyment.
O God!
Looking at Kong Fang at a 45-degree upward angle, but seeing that he was wearing a glow, with a colorful halo on his head, and a fluttering fairy aura, Fang Shibo almost knelt.
Drunk and don't know the way back?
Drunk and don't know the way back!
……
But seeing Kong Fang muttering to himself, he suddenly hugged Fang Shibo's shoulders and laughed, "Haha, I remembered, I remembered what we lacked......"
"God...... Brother-in-law, you ......"
"What's wrong?"
Fang Shibo was startled, thinking that Kong Fang had lost his mind again.
"Wine! We have less alcohol. ”
Kong Fang shouted, as if he had discovered a new world, and Fang Shibo in fright was stunned by him, isn't it just wine, it's worth yelling at?
I almost scared the baby to death.
He patted his chest and instinctively distanced himself from the immortal disciples, worried that Kong Fang would be overexcited and accidentally throw out one or two immortal techniques and kill himself.
"Look, what a beautiful view......"
Kong Fang, who was excited, didn't notice that Fang Shibo was on guard against him, and his eyebrows fluttered, "Under the sunset, the sunset is like a dream, and a small boat rippling in the river startled a shoal of gulls and herons......"
"If you don't have good wine, how can you get drunk and don't know the way back?"
"If you don't have good wine, you won't live up to the beautiful scenery"
"Fang Shibo, wine, I need wine, let's get drunk and rest!"
Fang Shibo looked embarrassed, "Wine ......"
"Don't talk nonsense, don't hesitate, hurry up and get the wine." Kong Fang urged.
"If there is meat and scenery today, how can there be no wine?"
“go… go … go……”
Fang Shibo was furious when he heard this, and forgot to be in awe, "You are the dog, your whole family is a dog......"
He jumped up and yelled, but quickly shut up.
Because he found that he and his family were being scolded in it, he quickly spat on the ground.
"Phew...... Phew......"
Kong Fang was confused by his divine operation.
It took a long time to realize that he was no longer the original self, this hole is not the other Kong Fang, the mantra of the other Kong Fang, and since then Kong Fang's mouth has become a curse.
He began to scratch his head.
He can't explain the cultural generation gap.
"Shibo, actually, that's it." Seeing that his brother-in-law was about to tear apart, although Kong Fang felt helpless, he was his honorary brother-in-law after all.
The most important thing is that he is the first friend who came into this world by himself, and he is still a hardcore.
He didn't want to lose that pole.
So he patiently and calmly explained: "Shibo, I didn't scold you for being a dog. I'm your brother-in-law, if you're a dog, then I'm not a dog too? ”
"No matter how stupid and stupid a person is, he won't scold himself for being a dog, right? You must have misheard it just now. ”
Fang Shibo's face softened.
After all, he is still a child, and his temper comes and goes quickly, but he did not immediately relieve his doubts, not because he was on the tip of the horns, but because he believed in his own ability.
"I couldn't have heard it wrong, I have excellent hearing, and I can hear mosquitoes three feet away at night."
Kong Fang stroked his forehead, this bear child's ability to brag has grown again.
In desperation, I saw two earth dogs playing on the river beach from a distance, and I had an idea, "I'm talking about them......"
He pointed to the dog in the distance.
"I just happened to see them, yes, yes."
Fang Shibo raised his eyes to look, but saw that his face changed greatly, "Brother-in-law, you dare to look at this kind of dirty thing, and you have to call me to see it, you are not afraid of scabies in your eyes, I am still afraid!" ”
"Phew, Bah, Bah...... Don't look at indecency, don't look at indecency. ”
He closed his eyes, spat out water, and recited the holy word. Kong Fang is inexplicable, did he make a mistake that only exists in this era?
He hurriedly put his hands on the pergola and raised his eyes to look into the distance.
On closer inspection, it was embarrassing.
With my brother-in-law, oh, it's a little embarrassing to ask my brother-in-law to enjoy the love action movie between a dog man and a dog girl.
"Sebo, actually, that's right."
He carefully considered his words, for fear of angering the bear child again, "As for me, I was talking to you when I saw two dogs fighting from a distance. You know, I usually read a lot, and my eyes are burned. ”
"Seeing things from a distance has always been blurry, and I really can't see clearly."
He explained half-truths and half-truths, revealing his true feelings.
Fang Shibo was slightly moved, his eyes were full of pity, "Brother-in-law, you also have an eye disease?" ”
Kong Fang nodded, then shook his head again.
He didn't know what the eye disease Fang Shibo was talking about, anyway, he was describing myopia. Myopia was very common in previous lives, and few people thought it was a disease at all.
But looking at Fang Shibo's expression, the eye disease he said seemed to be very serious, not like myopia, it seemed to be an incurable disease.
Could it be eye cancer?
Is this bear child's imagination too rich?
"My husband is guilty of eye disease, he can't see anything three feet away, and the tip of his nose touches the writing when he reads, alas, it's pitiful."
Fang Shibo shook his head and sighed, compassionate.
"Mr. once asked the most famous doctor in Baoding Prefecture, Mr. Hua Tuo, to diagnose and treat, but the result was not improving."
Hearing the name Hua Tuo, Kong Fang did not have any waves in his heart.
In this inexplicable world, many people have the same name as the ancient sages in their previous lives, but they have nothing to do with them, and he is used to them.
"It is estimated that in another year or two, my husband's eyes will be wasted."
"Alas......"
Fang Shibo sighed again, and his compassion was overflowing.
Kong Fang finally understood what he said about the eye disease, which was just myopia.
There is indeed no cure for myopia, but it is not a serious disease, Fang Shibo is the only person he has seen, and myopia is regarded as a terminal disease.
He couldn't help but feel a stir.
"Shibo, are there many people who suffer from this kind of eye disease?"
Fang Shibo shook his head, "Not much, as far as I know, in the entire Baoding Mansion, my husband is alone." ”
Kong Fang sighed secretly, thinking that he could earn the first pot of gold in his life with myopia, but it didn't seem realistic. His sighing action was very hidden, but unfortunately fell into Fang Shibo's eyes, and his face suddenly looked bad again.
"Brother-in-law, you're letting me down more and more."
“……”
Kong Fang's eyes widened, what did the cheap brother-in-law mean by asking?
"My husband is the only one in the entire Baoding Mansion who suffers from eye disease, is it very disappointing to you?" Fang Shibo showed no mercy and pierced his filthy thoughts.
Kong Fang's heart was secretly shocked, and he was shocked that this kid's observation was subtle.
"Shibo, if I say that I can make your husband see again, do you believe it?"
His mind was ruthlessly punctured, and in order to resolve the embarrassment, he could only bite the bullet and try to take over this business that was guaranteed to lose money.