Chapter 25: Marry your brother-in-law
Fang Shibo pouted, "Smoke it." The eldest sister is not like a woman, she is fierce all day long. ”
"Don't talk about the eldest sister like that, if there was no eldest sister back then, I don't know if you can live!"
Fang Shiyi was angry, "You are familiar with the book of sages, how can you say such a rebellious word!" ”
"I ...... Second sister, I was wrong. Fang Shibo lowered his head.
Fang Shiyi sighed and stroked Fang Shibo's head, "Don't blame the eldest sister." Zhu Chongjiu jumped to Litou Mountain, occupied the mountain as the king, and once he gained a firm foothold, he would go down the mountain. ”
"He is not an ordinary mountain bandit, he is not only outnumbered, but also strong in martial arts and understands the art of war, which is very difficult to deal with. Our family is a large family, and it must have been one of his robbery targets. ”
"Didn't you see that the eldest sister is stepping up her training to train the family?"
"You'd better not make your eldest sister angry during this time, otherwise she will serve her family law, and I won't be able to save you."
"Cut, Wu Mazi has been destroyed by us, and I am afraid of him Zhu Chongjiu!" Fang Shibo pouted.
Fang Shiyi laughed angrily at him, "Ten Wu Mazi, not as good as one Zhu Chongjiu, what do you little fart know!" ”
"Second sister, don't underestimate me. I will also do my brother-in-law's earth-shaking thunder, I will make one hundred and eighty sky-shaking thunders, and I can't blow him up! ”
"Okay, don't brag. Heaven-shaking thunder is not a vulgar thing, you can do it if you want to. ”
Fang Shiyi didn't want to hit him, but seeing his fearless appearance, he was worried that he would get into trouble.
"Second sister, don't underestimate me, I can really do it, if you don't believe it, I'll do it for you right away."
Kong Fang knew that he could no longer pretend to be asleep.
This bear kid had already warned him last time not to let him act rashly? But he apparently took his warnings on deaf ears.
If he doesn't stop him from fooling around, in case this Fang family's only seedling is blown up, don't say that the dominatrix Fang Shiqing, even a cheap old man who has never met before, will chop himself up and feed the dog.
"Fang Shibo, you come back." He yelled, instinctively trying to get up, but the movement was so amplitude that it pulled the wound and made his eyes black again.
"Hiss......"
He gritted his teeth and inhaled.
"Brother-in-law, you're awake." The siblings were pleasantly surprised.
Kong Fang glanced at Fang Shiyi, who had a shy face, and lied, "As soon as I woke up, I heard that Shibo was going to do the earth-shaking thunder, and I was in a hurry...... Ouch, it hurts me. ”
He inhaled the cold air and acted in pain.
The sister and brother believed it, Fang Shiyi quietly breathed a sigh of relief, it was good that the brother-in-law didn't hear what Fang Shibo said just now. She hurriedly picked up the golden medicine.
"Brother-in-law, I'm sorry to let you be whipped by your eldest sister." Fang Shibo's face was full of guilt.
Kong Fang forced a smile, "It's okay, I'm used to it anyway." ”
"Brother-in-law, why don't I teach you martial arts?"
“……?”
The bear child's thinking was too jumpy, and Kong Fang couldn't keep up with the rhythm for a while, and he was confused.
"If you can also do martial arts, if the eldest sister dares to beat you again, you will have the strength to fight back!" The bear child is really a bear child, the brain circuit is clear, there is no distinction between relatives and alienation, love and hate are all based on personal preferences, and he is not afraid that his brother-in-law will learn all the martial arts and beat his own sister fat.
"Okay?"
Before Kong Fang could respond, a melon collapsed on Fang Shibo's brain.
"Don't have bad ideas!"
Fang Shiyi's face was angry.
Fang Shibo rubbed his head in embarrassment, although his brain didn't hurt, but he was eaten in front of his idol, as a man... The little man is still quite embarrassed.
Kong Fang covered his mouth and snickered, but unfortunately he saw it. Fang Shibo's face suddenly couldn't hold back, he was annoyed and angry, and the idol instantly became a passerby.
"What are you laughing at? What's so funny? Hum. ”
Fang Shibo brushed his sleeves away, Kong Fang was dumbfounded, the temper of this Fang family is not ordinary!
"Brother-in-law, don't be angry, he's still a child." Fang Shiyi whispered softly, and the small brush on the medicine was gently brushed on the wound, and Kong Fang felt very comfortable.
"Shiyi, you hurry up and look at Shibo."
Kong Fang's eyebrows jumped suddenly. Fang Shiyi was inexplicable and stopped, "What's wrong with him?" ”
"You can't let him do the earth-shattering thunder on his own."
Fang Shiyi's hand holding the medicine brush trembled, "Heaven-shattering thunder? Is he really good at earth-shattering? ”
She recalled the scene of Wu Mazi being blown up on Litou Mountain that day. The power of the earth-shaking thunder is amazing, if it is used against Zhu Chongjiu, it will definitely have a miraculous effect!
Her brain was spreading, but Kong Fang was in a hurry.
"Shiyi, go quickly, this thing is very dangerous, if you accidentally blow yourself up, if you blow it up, your life will be gone!"
"Ah......h
Fang Shiyi finally came to her senses, put down the small medicine brush and hurriedly chased after it. Kong Fang guessed correctly, when Fang Shiyi chased him to Fang Shibo's room, he was dragging things out from under the bed.
Charcoal, sulfur, saltpeter......
"Sebo, what are you doing?"
Although Fang Shiyi had seen the earth-shattering thunder, he didn't know what it was made of. At the beginning, the master of Wu Mazi County came to pick peaches, and after a few rounds, he forgot about it.
Or maybe I forgot about it.
Because it is a double-edged sword, it can suppress bandits, but it can also hurt itself.
"Of course, it's a sky-shaking thunder."
Fang Shibo didn't raise his head, the second sister had a gentle personality, he had never been afraid of her, and his attitude was more casual.
"Second sister, I will definitely make a sky-shaking thunder for you to see, I must blow up Zhu Chongjiu."
Fang Shiyi remembered Kong Fang's order and immediately stopped it, "Shibo, brother-in-law said that the sky-shaking thunder is very dangerous, and it is easy to blow yourself up!" ”
"You can't do it yourself, what if you blow yourself up?"
The busy little hand paused, and Kong Fang's warning returned to his ears, the most handsome jade-faced Xiaolangjun in Po Chai Mansion could not lack arms and legs, and his face was hideous.
He didn't want to be blown up into a pile of minced meat, and even the dog had to stretch out his tongue and lick it little by little if he wanted to eat meat.
"Second sister, brother-in-law will do earth-shattering thunder."
He decisively pushed Kong Fang to the front of the stage.
The eldest sister doesn't like her brother-in-law and turns a blind eye to his merits and abilities, which is her biggest mistake. She should reuse her brother-in-law and play his role, instead of practicing the family day and night.
If the family can fight again, can dozens of people stop Zhu Chongjiu's hundreds of people?
Fang Shiyi didn't respond to him immediately, but looked at the things on the ground, full of doubts, "Shibo, are you saying that the Heaven Shaking Thunder is made of them?" ”
"Uh-huh!"
Fang Shibo nodded, afraid that Fang Shiyi would not believe it, and continued to explain, "When I was doing the earth-shattering thunder that day, not only was I by my brother-in-law's side, but I also found these things. ”
Fang Shiyi squatted down and looked at this, twisted and twisted, she didn't expect the powerful earth-shattering thunder to be so easy to do!
They are hard to find except saltpeter, and there are enough sulfur to make charcoal inexhaustible.
She was both amazed by Kong Fang's whimsical idea and worried that its secrets would leak out. Use the most common and simplest materials to make the sharpest artifact to kill the enemy, if a wicked person like Zhu Chongjiu knows the secret recipe to make a heaven-shaking thunder disaster that will cause chaos in the world, the Fang family will become a sinner for thousands of years, and the brother-in-law will also be pointed out by a thousand people!