Chapter Twenty-Seven: I Want to Write a Book

The only thing that made her accept it was that he didn't eat with a mouth.

"Thank you for me, sister."

Kong Fang slurred his speech, and he didn't notice the change in her face.

Fang Shiyi instinctively looked out of the door, in case the eldest sister saw this appearance, she would definitely have to give her brother-in-law a family law, but she didn't know how to remind him.

"Brother-in-law, do you pigs eat ginseng fruit?"

Fang Shibo went and returned, and couldn't help but complain when he saw Kong Fang's rude appearance.

"Uh......"

Kong Fang looked up, and the first thing he saw was Fang Shiyi's entangled face, and he was immediately embarrassed. He was addicted to the delicacy of pears for a while, forgetting that the Daxing Dynasty was also ancient.

The ancients in the previous life paid the most attention to sitting and eating. Although the Daxing Dynasty does not match the previous life, it belongs to the category of "ancient", and ancient etiquette must exist.

But if he is as clever as him, how can he let the embarrassment suffocate to death? But seeing him grinning, "Fang Shibo, isn't Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit?" ”

Pig?

Who is Zhu Bajie?

Fang Shibo looked confused. Brother-in-law, do you know Zhu Bajie? You learned this from him?

Kong Fang carefully observed his innocent face, and was sure that he didn't know Zhu Bajie. In fact, he should have thought that Fang Shibo could not have read "Journey to the West".

Because the Daxing Dynasty is not on the same historical latitude as the Ming Dynasty in the previous life.

"Shiyi, Shibo, I suddenly want to write a book, I have thought of the title of the book, it is called "Journey to the West"!" He was full of interest, and Fang Shiyi's sister and brother looked at each other.

The brother-in-law's thinking is too jumpy, and the thinking of the sister and brother can't keep up.

"Brother-in-law, just now we were discussing whether pigs eat ginseng fruit or Zhu Bajie eats ginseng fruit, how did you think of writing a book?"

Fang Shibo has a child's heart and is unscrupulous.

Kong Fang smiled "haha".

"Writing a book is about inspiration, and just now we were discussing who eats pears, which happened to trigger my inspiration."

He was not ashamed to say that it was impossible for Wu Chengen to travel to the Daxing Dynasty to fight for copyright with him, he was plagiarizing unscrupulously.

"Come, I'll tell you about it first." Kong Fang lay on the bed and spoke eloquently.

"I'll start with the first time, I named it: the spiritual root nurtures the source of pregnancy, and the spiritual cultivation path is born. It reads like this:

The poem says: Chaos is not divided into heaven and earth, and no one sees it.

Since Pangu broke Hongmeng, he opened up from Ziqing to argue.

Covering the masses of beings to look up to benevolence, inventing all things to be good.

……

Since Pangu opened the heavens and split the earth, the three emperors ruled the world, and the five emperors ruled the world, the world was divided into four continents......

There is a country overseas, the name is proud to come to the country, the country is close to the sea, there is a famous mountain in the sea, called Huaguo Mountain......

On the top of that mountain, there was a fairy stone...... Every time you receive the beauty of heaven and earth, the day is fine, and you feel it for a long time, so you have the meaning of being well-informed.

Endophernal immortal cells, burst one day, lay a stone egg, like a round ball. Because he saw the wind, he turned into a stone monkey......

……

The Monkey King smiled, "Good! Good! Good! From now on, it will be called Monkey King! ”

Kong Fang struggled a lot to reluctantly finish the first chapter of "Journey to the West", and his clothes behind him were wet with cold sweat. He tugged at his clothes to get it out of his body, but unexpectedly found that Fang Shiyi's sister and brother were still immersed in the story.

He believed that they would like it, but he didn't expect them to fall into it and not be able to help themselves.

But soon he was relieved.

"Journey to the West" is one of the four ancient masterpieces in the previous life, and it is written by several generations in the previous life. The development of literature in the previous life was still like this, which can be called the great revival of the cultural desert, who can resist its charm?

To say that the Daxing Dynasty is a cultural desert does not mean to belittle it at all.

Kong Fang looked at the collection of books in Fangfu and found that except for a small number of poems, the rest were the so-called sage books.

Although poems have artistic appreciation, they do not have storytelling, and you will get tired of reading too much; And those saint books are simply more boring than the chicken soup for the soul in the previous life, and he will be drowsy without reading two sentences.

He only "wrote" one chapter of "Journey to the West", but the bizarre stories in it were enough to refresh and fascinate them.

The addiction of Fang Shiyi's sister and brother made Kong Fang see hope.

There are a total of 100 chapters in the entire "Journey to the West", if he continues to "write" the next 99 chapters, will it still not be the entire Daxing Dynasty?

If he can become an instant hit with "Journey to the West" and become the first genius of the Daxing Dynasty, it is not a dream to have a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan from now on, and to fascinate thousands of beautiful girls.

Oh......

I can't imagine how beautiful the world is!

Kong Fang laughed out of a pig's cry, and Fang Shibo was the first to wake up, "Monkey King...... Oh, it's wrong, brother-in-law is finished? ”

You're done!

Bear child, you can't speak! If he hadn't been afraid of his unicorn arm, Kong Fang would have knocked it down a long time ago.

Fang Shiyi looked adoring, she didn't understand how Kong Fang casually said that pigs eat ginseng fruits, which triggered the inspiration for writing.

"Journey to the West" is refreshing and full of expectations just by the title of the book.

Sun Wukong's life experience is bizarre, and the storyline is even more magical and colorful. Doesn't the eldest sister often ridicule her brother-in-law for being a sour talent who only knows how to read dead books and dead books?

If he was just a sour talent, how could he have such whimsical ideas?

"Brother-in-law, can you write it down?" She asked tentatively.

"If you write it down and let more people read it, you will definitely be able to gain fame and fortune."

That's what Kong Fang was waiting for.

"Do we have a book seal in the Daxing Dynasty? Will there be any manuscript fees or royalties? ”

"What are the fees and royalties?" Fang Shiyi was confused. Since her brother-in-law lost her memory, she has been saying things she doesn't understand from time to time.

"It's ......"

Kong Fang scratched his head, manuscript fees and royalties were said in his previous life, and the problem was that he didn't say what the Daxing Dynasty said! Fang Shibo tilted his head and thought about it.

"Brother-in-law, do you want to talk about the pen fee?"

Kong Fang's eyes lit up, in his previous life, the manuscript fee was also called the pen fee, and it is estimated that the same is true of the Daxing Dynasty.

"Probably. I'm talking about if I give the manuscript to the merchant who prints the book, and he gives me a reasonable amount of money, but do you mean that by the pen? ”

"Hey, brother-in-law, when will your amnesia get better? It's too hard to talk to you. ”

Fang Shibo shook his head and sighed like a little adult.

"It's good that you're just amnesia, not stupid, otherwise...... Alas, don't say it, it's all tears. Kong Fang was laughed at by him and ordered him to prepare pen and ink for himself.

Didn't Fang Shiqing keep scolding him for being a waste? He "wrote" a strange book that could cause a sensation in the Daxing Dynasty, not only to make profits, but also to earn fame, proper fame and fortune, envy you immortally.

The pen and ink were placed in front of him, but Kong Fang was dumbfounded.

The pen is an authentic wolf pen, not his usual fountain pen or ballpoint pen; The size of the paper is about the same as the A4 paper in the previous life, but the paper is really not flattering.

"Brother-in-law, you write it!"

Fang Shibo was more anxious, seeing that he didn't move, just stared dryly, and then opened his mouth to urge.

Kong Fang was helpless, took a deep breath, and moved his wrist joint......