Chapter 35 There is a specialization in the art industry
Kong Fang heard that he looked at the probe, and it was indeed a lark.
Fang Shibo quickly rode on Kong Fang's shoulder, and then put on his robe from top to bottom, at first glance, the two of them became one person, but they looked weird.
He put on a mask on himself again, holding the bricks in his hands.
"Brother-in-law, don't panic, the more panicked you are, the more chaotic you become, and it's easy to be exposed."
"If the exposure is recognized, we're finished. Beating an official of the imperial court is to kill the head. ”
He clearly felt Kong Fang's body trembling.
Fang Shibo was very depressed.
If I had known that Kong Fang was so small, I wouldn't have taken him to play. But there was no turning back from the bow, he could only appease and warn him at the same time.
Poor Kong Fang is a human being for two lifetimes, and it is the first time to do this kind of private work.
He wanted to relax, but he couldn't.
"Shibo, tell me honestly, do you often do this kind of work?" He didn't have anything to say, hoping to distract himself.
Fang Shibo patted him, "When am I who I am!" ”
"Then why aren't you nervous at all?"
"That's because this young master is a master of art and bold, like you are stupid when you read. Brother-in-law, it's not me saying you, if you don't change your life, my eldest sister will probably look down on you for the rest of her life. ”
"Cut, who is she, why does Lao Tzu need her to look up."
"Okay, you're awesome! There's a kind of you telling her to your face. ”
Kong Fang still wanted to scare, but Fang Shibo's legs suddenly clamped him, "Don't speak, Old Man Yun has arrived, work, drive ......"
Your sister...... Sister, you actually ride Lao Tzu as a horse?!
If it weren't for the fact that Old Man Yun had already arrived, Kong Fang didn't dare to guarantee whether he would overturn Fang Shibo.
It's too much of a bully for my brother-in-law, is there such a brother-in-law?
Saying that, the old man Yun was humming fascinated, and the donkey suddenly stopped.
He was very surprised, because it had never done anything that went on strike. Could it be that there are beautiful women in front of you...... Oh...... The beautiful donkey attracted it?
He was about to look back when the wind rose behind him.
"Horn"
The back of his head was violently struck, and in an instant his ears roared, his eyes flashed with stars, and in the moment before he fell, he saw a grimace.
Under the grimace, the ghost body swayed, like a ghost walking against the wind.
"What the hell is this?"
He only had time to think about it before his eyes closed and he fainted.
The donkey was also taken aback, and took a few steps back, buddy, don't shoot me, I'm innocent.
Although Fang Shibo is a bear child, he will not shoot innocent people indiscriminately. After a while, the donkey snorted after making sure that he was safe, walked up to his master, stuck out his tongue and licked his face.
Fang Shibo slid down from Kong Fang's shoulder with a "whoosh", stretched out his hand to probe the old man's snort, the person was still alive.
He clapped his hands, pulled the hole and left.
Kong Fang took off his robe and was about to throw it away but was stopped by Fang Shibo. This thing can't be left on the spot, otherwise it will be easy for the official to find clues.
Kong Fang was taught another lesson.
But he was not annoyed.
As the old saying goes: there is a specialization in the art industry.
A good student is definitely inferior to a bear child in terms of experience and talent in doing bad things
This is a fact that he must admit and is willing to admit.
The two pretended to be nothing, calmly left the alley, came to the street for a walk, and after making sure that it was safe, they returned to the Fangjia pharmacy and drove back to the village in an ox cart.
Halfway through, Fang Shibo set the robe on fire.
When I returned to my home, I happened to meet Fang Shiyi.
She looked at the empty carriage and looked surprised, "You just go empty-handed and go back empty-handed?" ”
Uh-huh.
Kong Fang's face was taken for granted.
He just wanted to go shopping, but he didn't plan to go shopping.
Besides, he doesn't have any money.
Fang Shiyi was speechless, Qinghe County is not far from the Fang family, and it is not close to the Fang family, who doesn't go to the county seat to buy something? Who will go to the county seat if not to buy things?
Isn't this too much to idle?
"What's the matter?" Fang Shiqing suddenly appeared.
"Now that the autumn harvest is busy, how can the servants do farm work without ox carts?!"
Kong Fang habitually glanced at Fang Shiqing's waist to confirm that she was not wearing a sword, and his heart was a little relaxed, but he didn't dare to provoke her easily.
He wondered if he should kick the ball to Fang Shibo.
After all, they are really the same species, they are sisters and brothers, and they break bones and tendons, even if he is beaten because of this, he will not be injured.
It's not like she has a bitter enmity with her, and she will greet her to death once she makes a move.
Fang Shibo quietly tugged at the corner of his clothes, and looked down to see that he was stuffing a hosta into his hand.
The hosta is emerald green throughout, the crystal treasure is clear, the carving skill is exquisite, and it is a treasure at a glance.
Kong Fang saw the hint in Fang Shibo's eyes, and while lamenting that others were big ghosts, he also lamented that he was a human being in vain, and his emotional intelligence was not as good as a bear child.
He held a treasure like a treasure, holding a hosta in both hands, smiling with a smile on his face, taking small steps, and offering treasures to Fang Shiqing diligently.
"Husband ......"
As soon as he said a word, Fang Shiqing had already pointed his fingers at him, and he scolded angrily:
"Shut up!"
"Goo......
Kong Fang stubbornly swallowed the words he didn't have time to say back to his stomach, his hands hung in the air, neither advancing nor retreating.
Fang Shibo and Fang Shiyi were full of embarrassment, and they couldn't wait to get away from the land of right and wrong immediately.
Fang Shiqing left them angrily.
A gust of autumn wind blew, and Kong Fang wiped a cold sweat.
Drop, this woman's aura is too strong, and she can't stop it at all.
"Brother-in-law, I really convinced you!" Fang Shibo was furious.
"I spent a tael of silver to buy you this hosta in vain, and I can't coax my sister! Don't you understand the three elements of a man's pickling girl? ”
"What?"
Kong Fang was surprised, and at first thought that his ears had heard it wrong.
This little kid has only been weaned for a few days? I even know the three elements of pickling girls! Before he had time to discuss in-depth with Fang Shibo, Fang Shiyi had already reprimanded:
"Shibo, don't teach a bad brother-in-law!"
Kong Fang heard it in his ears, although he felt warm in his heart, he also felt strange.
After all, he is eighteen years old, and he is already an adult in his previous life or in the Daxing Dynasty.
An adult being spoiled by a little kid?
Okay, cheap sister-in-law, don't look down on people, I'm not small.
He quietly glanced at Fang Shiyi's place, and hers was not small.
Fang Shibo didn't shut up immediately, still chattering like a menopausal old lady, "Fortunately, you have a father who loves to drink and bet, otherwise you will definitely be a bachelor for the rest of your life!" ”
Kong Fang doesn't like to hear this.
The little kid looks down on people too much, why is he a bachelor for the rest of his life? Is that a logical inference?
Just with Lao Tzu Yushu's wind, suave, peerless intelligence, and talent, I'm afraid that no woman doesn't like it?