Chapter Forty-Eight: It's All a Bunch of Idiots

But sooner or later, those who should come will come, and those who shouldn't come will not come uninvited.

There are laws for everything.

It doesn't change because of personal likes and dislikes.

Yu Ri, Kong Fang, who was unable to return to the sky, took office.

The crisp horse bell broke the silence of the country road in the early morning, and an open-top carriage walked slowly, with Kong Fang, Fang Shibo driving, and Fang Shiqing and the two sisters riding to escort them.

Fang Shiqing rode a jujube red horse, three thousand black silks were rolled into a high bun, and a silver chain with beads on his forehead, which was imposing; Her eyes are sharp, the bridge of her nose is high, and her black outfit shows her strength, and her red cloak flutters in the wind, setting off her heroic posture.

Fang Shiyi's mount is a white horse, her shawl long hair flutters in the wind, her eyes are like water, the corners of her eyebrows are smiling, her nose is red and her lips are like snow; She was wearing a pink tight-fitting robe, a green smoke gauze loose flower skirt under it, a gold silk soft smoke belt around her waist, and a light blue emerald water thin smoke veil, flowing like a fairy.

The sisters hung swords at their waists, which were particularly conspicuous on the ancient road in the early morning, attracting countless amazing eyes from passers-by.

"Shibo, what if Zhu Chongjiu wants to kill me?"

The outline of Qinghe County is already looming, and Kong Fang is still entangled.

"Hmph, he first had to ask me if I agreed." Fang Shibo flicked the horsewhip lightly and didn't look back.

Kong Fang was very dissatisfied with his answer,

Drop, how does it sound like his life is pinched in his hands, who gives him confidence.

"What if you agree?"

Fang Shibo was also dissatisfied with Kong Fang's problem. Lao Tzu is just young, not stupid, although his brother-in-law is not a blood relative, after all, he is also a close relative.

Why did he put the county master's brother-in-law inappropriately, but instead fulfilled Zhu Chongjiu, who couldn't hit eight strokes?

Should such a brain-dead question come out of the mouth of the county magistrate?

"I won't agree until I'm kicked in the head by a horse."

He patted the cloth bag hanging beside him, which contained five new versions of the Heaven-Shaking Thunder.

The earth-shattering thunder is the reliance on which he dares to call Zhu Chongjiu.

"Brother-in-law, don't always hang your head and let the eldest sister see it and make her angry. You are now the county magistrate, if you are hung up and beaten by her again, do you still want to have face? ”

Fang Shibo spoke like a little adult. Kong Fang slapped the back of his head angrily, "Bear child, how did you speak?" Annoyed the official, believe it or not, the official sentenced you to be decided! ”

"Letter-" Fang Shibo dragged a long voice.

"It's weird."

Kong Fang was silent. Fighting with the bear child, it must be himself who dies of anger in the end.

When I arrived at the county office, Mr. Luo was also there. The three sisters and brothers hurriedly stepped forward to salute, and Kong Fang also followed closely, but Mr. Luo hurriedly stepped forward to support him.

"The county respects don't want to be like this, otherwise the old man will be tormented."

"I ......" Kong Fang opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say. He hasn't entered the play yet, he is very unfamiliar with the role of Zhixian, and even resists, and he is not used to those cumbersome ancient etiquette.

"My lord, don't come unharmed."

Luo Wenpeng shook his hands, his face was full of spring breeze, and he was full of joy after successfully throwing the pot. Kong Fang returned the salute, facing this Bole who had the grace of recommending him, he had mixed feelings, and he didn't know whether to thank him or not.

Luo Wenpeng beckoned, and a personal soldier behind him brought a tray, on which were placed the official seal of Qinghe County and the official uniform representing the power of one party. Luo Wenpeng took the tray and presented it to the front of the hole.

"Kong Dame, this is the official seal and official uniform of Qinghe County, please collect it."

Kong Fang stretched out his hand to take the official seal, and suddenly smelled a fishy smell of animal excrement, which was quite choking.

"Brother Luo, this is ......"

Luo Wenpeng smiled bitterly, "The official seal was found in the pigsty in the backyard of the county government, I don't know why it was left in the pig manure heap, I was also easy to find, or the swineherd accidentally found it when cleaning the pigsty." ”

Before Kong Fang could reply, Luo Wenpeng had already turned around and scolded his own soldiers, "How did you do it?" Didn't you wash the official print? Why is the taste so strong? ”

"Can you still do it? If you can't do it, get out! ”

Top Pot Dumpers!

Kong Fang wanted to raise his middle finger, as if there were thousands of grass and mud horses whizzing in front of his eyes.

The pro-soldiers bowed their heads and were silent, shouting injustice in their hearts. The official seal was washed by the swineherd, and he was only responsible for taking it. But Shangguan reprimanded, and he didn't dare to speak at all.

"Hey, Zhu Zhixian still raises pigs?" Kong Fang didn't want to dwell on this matter, and he didn't know how to round the field, so he was clever and diverted the topic.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, not only did they attract the white eyes of Fang Shiqing and Fang Shibo, but even Fang Shiyi frowned slightly.

In the previous life, there was a saying in the Middle East: "If you are rich or not, you should look at the tree first".

In the Daxing Dynasty, there is a saying: "If you are rich or not, you should look at the pig first".

Pigs were a scarce species in the Daxing Dynasty. Not only is it meaty, but it is also very difficult to raise, if nothing else, how much grain does it have to fill in a day that occupies half of its belly? The big landlords and the Fang family are unwilling to raise it.

How can a poor person raise pigs if he can't even feed himself?

Kong Fang suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right, and the eyes they looked at him were all strange, as if they were looking at an idiot.

Drop, you're all a bunch of idiots.

Kong Fang scolded secretly.

"County honor, the auspicious time is coming, please prepare to pay homage to the official seal." Mr. Luo kindly reminded, and at the same time signaled Kong Fang to put the official seal on the official case, and another personal soldier helped to put the incense burner and present sandalwood.

Kong Fang lit sandalwood and bowed three times and nine times to the official seal.

After the ceremony, he officially became the honor of a county in Qinghe County. With the responsibility on his shoulders, the temperament of the whole person has changed a lot, mature, steady, wise and responsible.

He first sent the Fang family sisters to check the finances of Qinghe County, the soldiers and horses were not moved, the grain and grass went first, and he needed to find out his family background before he had the overall arrangements for the future.

He had no soldiers under him, so he borrowed it from Luo Wenpeng temporarily.

Anyway, Luo Wenpeng is also in the county government these days, and the soldiers are idle, so it is better to find something for them to do. The pro-soldiers are all spiritual guys with excess energy, and the cameo official is exactly what they want.

Mr. Luo is a famous officialdom, and for the sake of the face of the three sisters and brothers of the Fang family, he exerted his spare heat to help Kong Fang form the leadership team of Qinghe County.

Kong Fang recommended Kong Yiji, who had a relationship with him, to be his master. It just so happens that Mr. Luo is familiar with Kong Xiucai, and his character and knowledge are indeed qualified for the position of master.

So Kong Fang asked Mr. Luo to write a letter and hand it over to his own soldiers.

Kong Yiji had just returned from Dou Ying's house at this time. At the beginning, Dou Ying was taken captive, and Dou Tong was injured by mountain bandits. He couldn't save Dou Ying with no power in his hands, so he had to endure his grief and anger to take care of his teacher.

Yesterday, Dou Ying suddenly went home and told him that he was rescued by Kong Fang and his party, and he also sighed that there was a strange fate in life. This morning, the magpies chirped in front of the door, and when the soldiers were in a panic, where did the happy event come?

Impatient, he picked up a rock and drove the magpie away. As soon as he arrived home, a soldier sent a book.

"Master Dou, Master Dou......"

He hurriedly glanced at Chengshu, then ran all the way back to the Dou family, and Kong Fang took office as the magistrate of Qinghe County, which made him see the hope of the Dou family to relieve the disaster.