Chapter Twenty-Five: Who Is the Enemy of the World's Heroes?
As soon as these words came out, the audience fell silent.
The next moment, "Boom! There was an uproar.
Almost half of the literati stood up and angrily reprimanded Lin Yanchen as if they had eaten gunpowder.
"You eunuch is so daring! How dare you openly insult us and other scholars! ”
"Is this your Ming hospitality? Today, I have realized it, and when I return to Yasukuni, I will tell the wolf king truthfully! ”
"Such an open-mouthed minion should be pulled out and beheaded!"
"Yes, please order the beheading of this minion!"
"Your Majesty, please......"
Changsun Yi was still watching the excitement, but as things got bigger and bigger, he let it go, which would damage the image of the Ming Dynasty.
She slapped the table and shouted angrily.
"Shut up!"
The atmosphere was quiet after a while.
"Do you really think I don't exist? One bite of Emperor Jing Emperor Zheng Emperor, this is the Ming Dynasty! Even if I behead you, what can Emperor Zheng and Emperor Jing do? Joke! ”
The literati present were really Internet keyboard warriors, and they firmly and angrily beheaded Lin Yanchen in the last second.
At this time, like a little quail, he sat down with his head shrunk and did not dare to speak, for fear that he would be cut down by the emperor.
"Lin Aiqing, what you just said is indeed inappropriate, pay attention in the future, don't be open-mouthed."
Eldest Sun Yi turned his head to Lin Yanchen again, his tone became much gentler, and he couldn't hear the meaning of blame at all.
This made the surrounding talents dumbfounded, it stands to reason that in this case, shouldn't it be to scold both sides?
Especially the one who provokes the trouble, so he has to be punished a little.
But what does this look like now? The king of a country openly favors a eunuch!
Only the eldest grandson drank happily with a smile, but he clearly knew that Lin Yanchen was the male pet raised by the eldest grandson.
Now that he is openly partial, it seems that he is indeed moving his true feelings.
And this Lin Yanchen is very suitable for his temper, neither humble nor arrogant, straightforward, and not pretentious, this is the true character of a man.
Lin Yanchen saw that the atmosphere was almost set off at this time, so he coughed lightly and stood up straight.
It's not that he can't write poems just now, but he's just struggling with which poem to choose.
It's also a nuisance to have too many poems in stock.
After all, it was just a dinner party, and there was no reward, and it was still a pit set up by Zhou Yuanming.
Naturally, he can't come up with too good poems, so won't it be exposed in advance?
He wants to enter the poetry meeting tomorrow in a low-key manner, and then make a splash!
But he can't choose too badly, he is not the kind of person who swallows his anger, these little beasts dare to laugh at him like this, he must be slapped in the face on the spot, and retaliate fiercely afterwards!
"Heh, what about the emperor's favoritism? I'd like to see what this eunuch can do! ”
This is the idea of all the literati at this time, they just stared at Lin Yanchen, ready to laugh at him, and they will definitely spray him to death later!
"Where do you look at China?"
Lin Yanchen walked to the center of the main hall, took a step forward, and spit out a sentence.
When the literati present finally heard the poem, they subconsciously wanted to spray, but as soon as the words reached their mouths, they were stuck.
It seems that this sentence is okay, and I can't find fault with it.
Changsun Yi's heart moved, "Is he going to make a poem in seven steps?" Interesting and interesting. ”
"Full of scenery and clouds."
As soon as this sentence came out, a green-robed Confucian student immediately stood up and sprayed.
"What the hell is written? The same is true for its rhetoric, poetry is about neatness and neatness, and the bullshit written by you eunuch doesn't make sense! Why don't you get out of here, it's embarrassing here! ”
After saying that, he just laughed wildly.
But he laughed for a while, and noticed the strange silence around him.
Not only did no one support him, but they all stared at him like a fool.
Especially Zhou Yuanming, his angry eyes are green.
"Liu Chang, you are a shameful thing, don't sit down yet!"
"Someone, drag him out, cut out his tongue."
Before Liu Chang could react, he was dragged out by Changsun Yi with a wave of his hand, and then there was a scream like killing a pig.
The literati sighed.
"Alas...... This Liu Chang really doesn't have a long brain, this is obviously a word, not a poem at all, and the level of these two sentences is even ashamed of me, where did he Liu Chang get the confidence to stand up? ”
"Yes, I really didn't expect Your Majesty, the personal eunuch, to have such a level, just looking at these two sentences, this poem already has a C-level level."
Zhou Yuanming's teeth chattered.
In any case, he has now been slapped in the face.
This eunuch can really compose lyrics, as long as the next thing to write is not dung, this song is definitely C-grade.
So they were humiliated by a eunuch!
"Hmph, I'm afraid he has been thinking about these two sentences for a long time, the whole song must be anticlimactic!"
He was so comforted.
Lin Yanchen didn't turn his head to look at Liu Chang from beginning to end, he was just a pure clown.
This kind of little garbage doesn't even qualify for him to remember.
There are only two people he remembers off the field, Dugu Mo of Yasukuni and Zhou Yuanming of Zheng Guo.
Lin Yanchen felt that there were only two ways to take revenge, either to kill them or to sleep with their mothers, and there was no third way.
With this in mind, he took two steps forward again.
"How many things rise and fall through the ages!"
The eldest grandson nodded cautiously, this sentence is quite meaningful, as heroic as a chivalrous line.
"Yoyo!"
"The Ming River is not full of streams!"
Zhou Yuanming was stunned, these sentences were connected, and the charm was savored, which was very shocking and philosophie.
He thought he couldn't write this, and before that, he had only seen those great Confucians write good poems of this level.
And this little eunuch looks about the same age as himself, why can he have such courage?
Lin Yanchen ignored the noise of the outside world and continued to take a step forward to make a sentence.
"Young and thousand, sit down and the North Cold War has not ended!"
Changsun Shen couldn't sit still, and even Changsun Yi stood up, as did the white-robed Confucian students in the audience.
As soon as this sentence came out, almost the tone of the entire text changed.
When they arrived here, they really knew that this poem was written to Xiao He, the general of Yubei!
"I think that when General Xiao He was young, he had led thousands of troops. Sitting in the northern cold, he fought for many years. This poem is wonderfully written! ”
Eldest Sun Yi clapped his hands and praised.
Talented people from all over the world have just woken up when they hear this, no wonder these Ming people have such a big reaction.
But Lin Yanchen's pace still did not stop, and continued to walk forward.
Eldest Sun Shen frowned, "This poem is excellent now, but it's not over yet?!" ”
"Who is the opponent of the heroes of the world?"
"Shenqiu!"
"Giving birth to a child should be like Xiao Moliu!"
In the last three sentences, Lin Yanchen's voice was like thunder and thunder.
Everyone present was stunned.
"Hahahaha! What a 'hero in the world, who is the opponent?' Shenqiu! 'The old man likes it, this poem should be on the first! ”
The eldest grandson smiled heartily and immediately raised his head and drank a large cup.
Lin Yanchen changed the word magic of Xin Qiji, and completely turned it into a down-to-earth version.
Xin Qi was blowing Sun Quan, and he Lin Yanchen was blowing Xiao He, and by the way, he slapped the eldest Sun Shen and Zhao Yiqiu on the back.
Is there a problem with this?
No problem.
Not a big problem!