When you're a sister!

Kong Fang almost slapped him in the face. He gritted his teeth secretly, "You write a poem and try it, the master will win a prize if you write it, and if you can't write it, you will not be allowed to eat for a day." ”

thought that Guan Yu would retreat in the face of difficulties, but who expected him to be full of promises.

Kong Fang was stunned.

He didn't know where this kid got his confidence. He has seen Guan Yu's resume, a native of Qinghe, the family has no land, and the family relies on his father to make a living from a small business.

He went to private school for three years when he was a child, but finally gave up because his family was poor, he had no connections, and it was useless to study; After practicing fist and foot kung fu for a few days with the rivers and lakes, Wang Baquan is purely self-created.

If you believe that he can write poetry, it is better to believe that a sow can climb a tree.

A gust of autumn wind blows, rolling up the fallen leaves and flying all over the sky; The sky is blue, the white clouds are fluttering, Guan Yu opens his arms, and chants:

"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying.

Weijia Hai Nei Xi returned to his homeland,

Ande warriors are guarding all directions?"

The poems are melodious and frustrating, and the majestic passion touches the heartstrings.

Kong Fang looked at Guan Yu in surprise, if he didn't know that the Daxing Dynasty was parallel to the world in his previous life, there was no Great Han Dynasty in this world, and there was no Han Gaozu Liu Bang at all, he would definitely believe that Guan Yu was plagiarism.

Since there is no Liu Bang, there should be no "Song of the Great Wind".

"Song of the Great Wind" is Guan Yu's original?

He is just a reckless man who has only attended a private school for three years, and he is only a small county soldier today, where did he come from to be so arrogant?

Could it be because he can fight Wang Ba Boxing, so he has the spirit of Wang Ba?

Or is he just like himself?

"Guan Yu? Do you know the Han Dynasty? ”

"What about Han Gaozu Liu Bang? Do you know? ”

Kong Fang's eyes stared at Guan Yu directly, hoping that he would answer. If he replied that he knew, Kong Fang could be sure that he had also crossed over.

If he really crossed over, he at least had a companion.

It's a pity that Guan Yu disappointed him.

Guan Yu shook his head, "Master, although I don't read much, I know that there has never been the Han Dynasty you said in history, and I have never heard of Liu Bang. ”

Kong Fang was unwilling and looked at Fang Shibo. Fang Shibo also shook his head.

"As far as I know, there has never been a Han dynasty since history."

"Brother-in-law, where did you hear about this dynasty? Is it an undiscovered prehistoric civilization? ”

Fang Shibo asked rhetorically.

Kong Fang was speechless for a moment, he couldn't tell them that he had passed through another world, and that world had once appeared a great dynasty called Han. Liu Bang was the founding monarch of the Han Dynasty and Emperor Gaozu.

Fortunately, they were just chatting casually, not academic discussions, and Kong Fang's vague remarks eventually covered up the past. What made him happy was that after Guan Yu made such a mistake, Fang Shibo forgot to ask him to write a poem.

Kong Fang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and felt a little grateful for Guan Yu's-stirring stick.

He asked Guan Yu to record "Song of the Great Wind", maybe it could make Guan Yu pretend to be forced countless times.

The three of them bragged and farted while walking, although they were walking holes, they forgot to be tired, and the pig farm was already far away. Unexpectedly, they faintly heard the sound of an argument.

Looking into the distance, I found that there were many people on the construction site, and there were many more people.

"Oops, something happened." Kong Fang whispered, and was about to speed up his pace to rush over, but saw two stumbling figures walking towards them.

"It's Cui." Fang Shibo had sharp eyes and recognized one of them as Xiao Cui.

Kong Fang greeted him, "Xiaocui, what's going on?" ”

Xiao Cui and Cao Shi were hurrying away, and they were startled when they heard the shouting, and when they saw that it was Kong Fang, they suddenly jumped, and Xiao Cui cried with joy.

"Master, you're finally here. We were bullied, and Lao Song took advantage of those people not paying attention and asked me to escape and call people. ”

"They are too fierce, Lao Song asked us to ask the county soldiers to suppress them." Cao was relatively calm and helped Xiao Cui.

"Master, Xiaocui is handed over to you, I'll call someone."

She let go of Xiaocui without waiting for Kong Fang's response, twisting her big ass and leaving in a hurry, Kong Fang beckoned and wanted to call her back. After all, both Fang Shibo and Guan Yu ran faster than her.

But he eventually gave up.

First, Cao's running posture seems clumsy, but the speed is actually not slow; The second is that she is full of sincerity, and he can't bear to hit her.

As for those who came to make trouble, because there were bodyguards around him, he really didn't care. Whether the county soldiers can arrive in time or not, he will make them pay the price.

"Let's go, let's go to the construction site."

Kong Fang waved his hand.

Xiao Cui instinctively grabbed him, "Master, there are a lot of them, and they are very fierce." Let's wait for a while, we'll go when the county soldiers come. ”

"Don't worry, I can fight a hundred of these people alone." Guan Yu patted his chest and swore an oath, but his eyes were colorful when he looked at Xiaocui.

Looking at Xiaocui again, his expression was shy and twisted, and Kong Fang, who was a man of two lives, keenly discovered that there was a story between the two people.

But he does not debunk.

One is unmarried, the other is unmarried; One is a county soldier and the other is a swineherd.

The door is right, and the two are happy.

The only thing Kong Fang needed to do was to bless them with a lover and eventually become a family.

"Hey, Xiaocui, aren't you scared? Why do you blush? Shouldn't it be pale? Fang Shibo was unscrupulous, as if he was curious about the baby.

Kong Fang smiled secretly.

He didn't believe that the king of pickled girls didn't understand the amorous style, but believed that Fang Shibo did it on purpose.

But seeing that Xiaocui's face was even redder, she rubbed the corners of her clothes and was at a loss. Guan Yu immediately clenched his fist, his face was not good, but he let go of his fist after only a moment.

"Little ...... Xiaocui, you are here to greet the county soldiers, and we will deal with it first. ”

He stammered.

Xiao Cui's face lowered, and she whispered "um". got Xiaocui's response, Guan Yu instantly rushed over like a cheetah "whoosh".

"Hey, hey, wait for me."

Fang Shibo lifted his pants and jumped to catch up.

Fighting is not Kong Fang's strong point, and according to the normal script, the boss is also the last to appear, so he is not in a hurry to catch up, and follows slowly.

"Master......" Xiao Cui caught up, cautiously wanting to speak and stopping, her face shy and frightened.

Kong Fang knew what she wanted to say without asking.

"Xiaocui, I told you, you are already a free person, and you have the right to choose your own life. Guan Yu, this kid is indeed not bad. ”

Xiao Cui's face turned even redder, and she hurriedly knelt down and said, "Thank you, master, I'm ...... I will definitely repay the great kindness of the master. ”

Kong Fang didn't help her, turned around and left.

He has never been accustomed to the problem of kneeling down at every turn.

Lao Song's construction team has more than 20 people, most of whom are his neighbors and relatives, so they are more concentric, holding flat poles, shovels and other tools, and are confronting a group of people.

There are also more than 20 people in this group, although there are no horse killers, tattoos, and big earrings, but they are arrogant and not inferior to the gangsters in their previous lives.

Their weapons are relatively standardized, with each man armed with a machete.