Chapter 68: Big Brother, What's Licking a Dog?
"Brother Li Yang, do you think this person is the son of a certain prince? Or is it the prince of Zheng and Jing? A young literati asked a friend beside him.
Opposite him, the ordinary-looking Da Ming literati who was also dressed in white, shook the folding fan in his hand, leaked out the four big characters of "Poetry Immortal Words Saint", and said lightly.
"No, no, no, looking at this person's eyebrows and clothes, he must be a person of my Ming Dynasty, as for the son of the prince, I have never heard of anyone who looks so handsome and worry-free."
The genius scratched his head, but he was a little confused.
"Then this person is neither the son of the prince nor the distinguished guest of the two countries, how can he be qualified to sit there?"
Li Yang shook his head, "I don't know, it's better to look at it first, instead of blushing at others, it's better to brew more poems in my heart, and don't let the young literati of the two countries look down on me later!" ”
At the Yunyan Pavilion dinner last night, only a few Ming geniuses went, so they didn't have any sense of familiarity when they saw Lin Yanchen.
And they don't know how serious the psychological trauma caused by Lin Yanchen to the young literati of the two countries last night was.
The worst thing is Zhou Yuanming, the whole person is emo.
In addition to the good poems and exercises prepared in advance, he was beaten by Yao Chuan Daru after he went back, and it is a question whether he can participate in the poetry meeting tonight.
"Hey, have you noticed, there is a child sitting next to this handsome boy!"
Suddenly, a talented woman interrupted her companion's conversation and pointed to Li Mu in the distance and said.
"What's so surprising about this, you can't be a child who hasn't seen a child, right?" Li Yang pursed his lips.
But when he turned his head to look at Li Mu, his brows couldn't help frowning.
"This child is dressed in a rough linen cloth coat full of patches, this is the most lowly flat-headed common man's dress, why is he here?"
Several companions looked at each other when they heard this, and then looked at each other.
"That doesn't make sense! Since the guards didn't go to drive people away, it means that this child is indeed qualified to sit in that superior position, but he can't fake his dress, this matter is very strange! ”
"I guess this kid is the brother of the child's scattered people, so it's understandable!" The talented woman spoke her mind, and a bloody drama was already going on in her mind.
I have to say that no matter what time and space it is, women are animals who love brain supplements.
"Arou, if you say so, I think this child is more like the illegitimate son of that child, who has been living in the folk since he was inconvenient to recognize." A thin Confucian next to him chuckled.
"Ahh You shut up! How could that son marry a wife at such a young age? Jiang Rou glared at the thin Confucian student.
Such a handsome man in white, she doesn't allow the other party to marry a wife!
"Heh, I think this person has nothing to look like, but I'm afraid it's just an embroidered pillow. A white robe of imperial cloth is neither a Confucian robe nor an official robe, and it is estimated that I want to mix the name of a literati when I come to this poetry meeting, and it is simply a shame for literati to feast with this kind of little white face. ”
Wang Feng, who was sitting on Li Yang's right hand and rarely spoke, let out a disdainful mockery at this time.
And if you listen carefully, you can faintly feel a sour smell.
He and several people here have been classmates for many years and often get together, and he has been in love with Jiang Rou for a long time.
is not only because the other party is a rare female literati with excellent talent and appearance, but also values her prominent family background.
But every time he showed his love to Jiang Rou, he was rejected by his gentle smile.
He only thinks that Jiang Rou has not opened, as long as he perseveres, he will one day impress the other party.
However, now Jiang Rou's admiration for the white-clothed young man she had never met before was overflowing!
He has been pursuing relentlessly for many years, and he has given countless things.
In the end, he was not as good as the young man in white who had not even looked at it!
Thinking of this, how could he Wang Feng not be angry!
Since his appearance can't be compared, then crush that person with the poetry he is most proud of!
But when Jiang Rou heard this, not only did she not have a lower impression of Lin Yanchen, but she also glared at Wang Feng with disgust.
"Wang Feng, I really didn't expect you to be such a person, the one who never provoked you, why do you want to slander people?! And that boy is just handsome, why do you slander him for being a little white face based on his appearance?! ”
Hearing this, Wang Feng stood up directly, and with the wine he had just poured in, his red eyes glared at Jiang Rou fiercely.
"Heh, judge people by their appearance, hehe, a big joke! You cheap woman, you don't look at me for how long Lao Tzu has been pursuing you, and as soon as this little white face sits there, you will be on the road, right? I think you're a slut who judges people by their looks! ”
After a bold rebuke, everyone around was quiet in an instant, and they all threw their eyes at this side to eat melons.
"Hey, my classmate got drunk and said some nonsense, please forgive me! I'm going to sober him up! ”
Li Yang hurriedly got up and apologized to the guests who were noisy, and then dragged Wang Feng to sit down, pointing at Wang Feng with a look of hatred.
"Brother Wang, Li is so disappointed in you today! Don't you look at where you are now, if you want to seek death, don't bother me and wait! ”
Jiang Rou was sad and indignant at the corners of her eyes at this time, ancient women cared most about fame, especially a lady like her, who valued fame and chastity more than life.
Now that Wang Feng is a slut, how can he stand it.
"Wang Feng, from now on, you and I don't have to say anything more, I'm ashamed to befriend you!"
The people around them didn't have to see the excitement, so they relied on their eyes boringly.
"I thought it was some fun, but it was so anticlimactic, alas, ......"
"Heh, how long did it take for that person to get drunk? If you are not strong enough to drink, you can move and drink with the dogs! ”
"Brother Tang is talented!"
"Hahaha, Brother Li agreed!"
……
On Lin Yanchen's side, he was pulling the forbidden army who wanted to step forward and drive the troublemakers away.
"Eh-all of you are young talents, and it's normal to have some enthusiasm, and besides, it's just drunk and talking nonsense, and it's not really messing up, so you don't want to make another incident."
"......"
"But what is it, you want to disobey my order?"
"The subordinates don't dare!"
Sending away the forbidden army, Lin Yanchen smiled.
"I didn't expect to meet licking dogs here, this person is not easy, if you throw it out, it will be too miserable. Besides, it's just me, it's all my damn looks! Alas......"
"Big brother, what are you talking about licking dogs?" Li Mu blinked his innocent eyes and raised his head to ask Lin Yanchen.
"Uh......" Lin Yanchen realized that there was a child next to him, so he had to squeeze out a reluctant smile and explain, "Licking a dog is a very bad behavior, Mu'er must not be like this when he grows up." ”
"Huh? How bad is it to be bad, and what does it take to be called a licking dog? ”
"Well... It's that when Mu'er meets a girl she likes in the future, if the other party doesn't like you, you must not continue to chase you, otherwise you will lick the dog......"
Lin Yanchen answered the 100,000 reasons for the future flowers and bones of the Ming Dynasty, and complained wildly in his heart.
Damn, you have to avoid children when you talk in the future!