Su Zhixia wanted to invite Chu Yi to sit down, but when he was in the chair, he found a puddle of water on the ground.

"What is this?"

Yan Beihang's face darkened, "Bai Shuyu was scared to pee." ”

"What?"

Su Zhixia and Chu Yi were taken aback, children will not be scared to pee when they watch horror movies, he is a big man, as for it?

Yan Beihang raised his eyebrows, "Probably because he has seen ghosts." ”

"Huh?"

"When I was a child, a few of us went camping in the mountains, and Bai Yu took Bai Shuyu with him. This kid is spoiled so badly that he doesn't do anything and is always picking on thorns. Especially at night, he was afraid of mosquito bites and yelled to go down the mountain to go home. At that time, I was wearing a ghost outfit, and while he was in the tent, I changed into clothes and pretended to be a ghost to scare him. The equipment was so realistic that the kid fainted when he looked at it. ”

The corners of Su Zhixia's mouth twitched, "What are you doing camping with ghost equipment?" ”

Yan Beihang said of course: "What's the point of camping, of course you have to have some excitement." ”

Su Zhixia rolled his eyes, this Yan Beihang is bad if he is small.

This is not the most extreme, after Bai Shuyu woke up, he shrank and asked the third child who lived in the same tent with him if he had seen a ghost. The third child replied with a straight face that he saw it, and since then there has been a shadow in Bai Shuyu's heart. Yan Beihang laughed out loud as he spoke.

Later, many people told Bai Shuyu that there were no ghosts in the world, and he patted his chest and said that he saw it, there are ghosts in this world, and they are very scary.

Chu Yi was speechless, "You two brothers are also lacking in virtue." ”

But the object of lack of virtue is Bai Shuyu, so it's nothing.

Before leaving, Yan Beihang wanted to give pocket money to the two children. Chu Yi didn't want it, but Su Zhixia snatched her phone and directly asked Yan Beihang to scan the code.

Yan Beihang swept an amount, Su Zhixia glanced at it, and couldn't help but sigh, "Your second uncle is pro?" ”

"I'm my parents' own child, yes, whether the third child is or not, I'm really not sure."

Su Zhixia sighed and returned the phone to Chu Yi, "The big guy gave a hundred yuan." ”

Yan Beihang smiled, "This is not to take care of Chu Yi's feelings, I am afraid that if I give too much, it will become a number in her." ”

Chu Yi rolled his eyes and whispered to Su Zhixia: "This kind of person, how can you stand it." ”

Su Zhixia sighed, "After paying back the money, I may need to see a psychiatrist." ”

Sending Chu Yi away, Su Zhixia came back to see Yan Beihang watching TV again, this time it was not a horror movie, but a campus idol drama. She glanced at it, the female protagonist was confessing to the male protagonist, just a word, instead of standing on the rooftop, shouting in front of the whole school.

The plot is old-fashioned and illogical.

"Do you think boys can hear me?" Yan Beihang asked.

Su Zhixia replied perfunctorily: "Who knows." ”

The director lets the male protagonist hear it, then he can hear it, and if the director doesn't let him hear it, he can't hear it, and there is no point in discussing this issue at all

"You go to the top of the building opposite and shout, I'll see if I can hear it."

"Don't get nervous!"

Yan Beihang sighed, "In the past few nights, I often have nightmares, dreaming that I am lying on the bed, and a woman with a disheveled hair is tearing my clothes, and I am powerless to resist......"

Su Zhixia only felt that his hair was numb, and hurriedly shouted: "Stop!" ”

Yan Beihang took a deep breath and said with red eyes: "That night was like a nightmare, lingering in my heart, and every time I think about it, I am in great pain. ”

"I'll go! Don't talk about it! ”

In his description, she is simply an unpardonable female devil, and the key is that she can't argue with it, because what he says is the truth.

"Remember to shout those three words, don't play stupid."

"Impossible!"

Yan Beihang sighed again, "That night was my first time. ”

"Help, I was wrong!"

Su Zhixia covered her ears and ran out of the ward, sooner or later she would have a mental breakdown tortured by Yan Beihang, and then jumped from the roof of the opposite building. Because he had been there too many times, Su Zhixia easily pried open the door of the rooftop and ran up.

Then he shouted at the building where Yan Beihang lived: "Yan Beihang, you go to die!" ”

It's so far away, of course, it's impossible to hear.

But soon Yan Beihang's mobile phone called, "The mouth shape is wrong." ”

"You ......"

"You have one more chance."

Su Zhixia gritted his teeth, thinking of the sentence that Yan Beihang often said: The big iron door of the prison will be opened for you at any time.

She could only suppress her anger and shouted at the other side: "Yan Beihang, I love you!" ”

Yan Beihang continued to correct: The voice is not loud enough.

"Yan Beihang! I love you! ”

Yan Beihang: Feelings are not abundant.

"Yan Beihang! I love you! ”

You pervert! Neuropathy!

Yan Beihang: You say you love me, but why do you seem to want to kill me.

Su Zhixia hung up the phone and turned around to leave, when he saw several security guards running up from the door, panicking one by one.

He whispered, "It looks like I'm going to jump off the building." ”

The other said: "Sure enough, I am not mentally normal." ”

"Let's pounce on her later, subdue her first, and then send her to a mental hospital."

Su Zhixia: "......"

Yan Beihang, you die!