Chapter 118: Blackmail
Guan Yu put away the steel knife.
Ximen Feixue immediately jumped in front of Kong Fangma, lifted his shirt to show him, raised his head, and hurriedly blushed:
"Hey, you have to pay me for the cheongsam!"
Kong Fang was suddenly rectified.
Lao Tzu is the boss, you dare to shout at the boss to pay you for your clothes?
Who gave the guts?
Is there such a provision in the labor law?
Kong Fang thought for a moment, and for the sake of the other party who was about to cry, he nodded and said, "Okay, Lao Tzu will compensate you." ”
Ximen Feixue quickly stretched out his hand: "Bring it." ”
Damn!
Kong Fang's hand instinctively reached for his waist. The Bird's ammunition had been loaded, and he wondered if he should lift the Ximen Flying Snow Heavenly Spirit Cover.
"It's not the time to ask for clothes, is it? There is no village in front of here, and there is no store in the back, where can I get you clothes? Fang Shibo scolded angrily.
He complained in his heart about where his father got his neurosis.
"No, Lao Tzu doesn't want clothes, but silver. Five taels, no, ten taels of silver, not a penny less! "Ximen Feixue changed my mind with a look on his face, you look at the expression.
Touching porcelain?
Extortion?
Kong Fang and Fang Shibo looked at each other.
"Bastard, you dare to pay ten taels of silver for a torn long shirt? Do you know who the master is? Guan Yu shouted angrily and clenched the steel knife in his hand.
The expression on Ximen Feixue's face quickly switched, and he looked at Guan Yu with a sneer: "Cut, who are you going to test?" ”
"Isn't he the son-in-law of Old Man Fang!"
"Ahem......"
Guan Yu choked on saliva, and the embarrassment quickly came to his face.
Kong Fang stretched out his hand to his waist again, hitting people without hitting their faces, exposing people without revealing their shortcomings, this kid is deliberate, see if Lao Tzu dares to collapse you with a bird!
Eventually, he held back.
After all, he came from the civilized world, and he did not have the same knowledge as the ancients who had not yet fully civilized.
"Surnamed Xi, shut your stinky mouth!" Fang Shibo scolded angrily, even if your brother-in-law comes to the door, is it Lao Tzu's own brother-in-law who cares about you?
"A torn dress actually asked for ten taels of silver, and you robbed the money!"
He casually threw out a string of copper coins, "This is a hundred hanging coins, take the money and get out." ”
Ximen Feixue didn't take the money, glared at Fang Shibo and refuted seriously, "Little guy, first, Lao Tzu is not surnamed Xi, but surnamed Ximen." ”
"Second, Lao Tzu is not a beggar, don't think about spending this money."
"Third, Lao Tzu is here to be a bodyguard, and he won't leave easily."
"Fourth, Lao Tzu's clothes were originally brand new, not torn clothes, he broke them."
Ximen Feixue pointed at Kong Fang and was quite aggrieved.
Kong Fang is more and more worried about whether the bodyguard found by the cheap old man is an imbecile with an IQ that is not online.
He was worried about Ximen Feixue's IQ, and Fang Shibo had already begun to run wild, "Who are you calling the little guy?" You're the little guy, and your whole family is the little guy. ”
"Cut, aren't you Old Man Fang's son Fang Shibo? So why are you excited? Didn't he tell you that when he saw me, you were going to call me big brother? ”
"Call your sister!" Fang Shibo gritted his teeth in anger. Nai He is not an opponent himself, and he is going to grab Kong Fang's bird gun when he is angry.
"Brother-in-law, lend me the bird gun, see if Lao Tzu can't kill him!"
Kong Fang hurriedly dodged.
The bear child dared to say and do, he didn't dare to lend him the bird.
Ximen Feixue didn't panic, but was curious, "What? It's called a bird's gun, not a rainstorm pear blossom needle? ”
Fang Shibo stopped, looking at each other like an idiot, he didn't even know the bird, and he was embarrassed to mix in the rivers and lakes?
Simon Feixue scratched his head in embarrassment.
The senior brother is right, there are many things that are not on the mountain in the world of flowers and flowers under the mountain, and young people should go down the mountain as soon as possible to see and learn, otherwise they will regret it if they can't walk if they want to be old.
The senior brother also said that if the conditions are ripe, bring a few good things up the mountain, maybe it can become a treasure of the town.
Kong Fang felt his greedy gaze, and couldn't help but tighten his waist.
This kid can't take it, don't lure a wolf into the room!
"Shibo, give him a hundred taels of silver tickets, let him stay where he is cool, Lao Tzu doesn't need his bodyguards." Kong Fang took out a silver ticket and handed it to Fang Shibo with pain in his flesh.
Was fired before he officially took up his post?
Simon Feixue was anxious. If he goes back to the mountains like this, will he still have the face to see his master and brother? He quickly picked up the copper coin on the ground.
The eldest husband can bend and stretch, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars, and this loss will be eaten.
"It's late!" Fang Shibo gloated.
"My brother-in-law doesn't want your bodyguard anymore, why don't you get out of here?"
Ximen Feixue held his shoulders, looked at his eyes, and had a sincere attitude, "Big brother, you are my own eldest brother, should we ......discuss it again?"
Before he finished speaking, Fang Shibo had already turned his head.
"Brother-in-law, just leave him. It's not easy for us to refute my father's face, right? Besides, he can dodge your bird's gun, which means that he is better than Lan Lingxiao, and we may be able to use it. ”
Kong Fang stroked the forehead.
This bear child was bought by a "big brother" so easily, which is really worrying!
Well, since it is mentioned that the cheap old man is not very easy to insist, Kong Fang is not very easy to insist, so he will pay more attention to protect his baby in the future.
Kong Fang found an inn, asked for a room, and then asked Xiao Er to prepare three buckets of hot water, and spent fifty copper coins to invite a tiger-backed bathing aunt.
For Kong Fang's arrangement, Ximen Feixue was resistant. The master never forced him to take a bath, and only once he was so stinky that the master asked the master to throw himself into a small pool.
The small waterhole is next to the Jianlu, and the water in the pool is extremely clear.
It is the home that Jin and Xiaohua share, and every day when he is bored, he goes to feed them and talk to them.
That day, he was pressed into the water by the senior brother, and the second senior brother took a big brush to brush his body, and the dirt from the brush stained the small waterhole black!
Of course, this is not important, the important thing is that Xiaojin and Xiaohua were choked to death by the blackened pool water.
At that time, he cried so much that his liver and intestines were broken, the mountains and rivers changed color, and the grass and trees were sad together, and even the master who had already cut off the red dust and did not eat the fireworks in the world looked up to the sky and sighed, and promised not to force him to take a bath again.
"Who are Jin and Flower?" Fang Shibo was curious.
In the world, who would be so heartbroken except for the death of a loved one? Then the question arises again, whose loved ones will live in the water?
"It's my two goldfish!"
Boom!
Fang Shibo fell down from the chair, he rubbed his buttocks, and looked at Ximen Feixue like an idiot, he was really an idiot.
"Brother-in-law, he doesn't have to be a bodyguard at all, let him be an actor for Sister Dou Ying, and he will definitely be an instant hit!"
Kong Fang didn't take Fang Shibo's suggestion, and waved his hand to let the aunt pull Ximen Feixue into the bathroom, and after a while, there was a sound of ghosts crying and wolf howling.
Only gradually, the wailing turned into a humming chirp......
"Adult ......"
Seeing Kong Fang's questioning gaze, the monkey lowered his head weakly. Chunyulou has just been set up, and the business is not familiar, the network is not wide, and the information is not smooth.
Making up for these shortcomings is not a one-day effort.