Chapter Ninety-Nine: You Can Be Mediocre, But You Can't Lose Face!
Ha?
This is not a religion!
Lin Yanchen didn't know what to say now, he was just joking, but Princess Anyang took it seriously!
After hesitating for a moment, he had to be cautious and say:
"Uh...... His Royal Highness Anyang, what Weichen said about the room technique, not the heat stroke prevention you understand, simply put, it is a service skill, similar to massage and shoulder pinching, Your Royal Highness Princess, you have a noble status, you don't have to learn this, not to mention that Weichen can't teach it, after all, this needs to be practiced......"
Eldest Sun Yue bowed slightly thoughtfully, but he still had some doubts.
"It turns out that this is the meaning, and the main palace is almost clear, and it must be an interesting thaumaturgy, but it's just ...... I want to know how it is different from massage, why don't you demonstrate it for this palace another day? ”
Lin Yanchen almost couldn't help squirting the wine out of his mouth, but in the end he swallowed it back, and forced an embarrassed smile:
"Hehe, since Her Royal Highness the princess is interested, then Weichen will definitely do it himself in the future."
After speaking, he silently added in his heart, in fact, it doesn't need to be in the future, it can be done in the middle of the day.
Then, many talented people got up and chanted poetry.
Time has passed, and there is also a cup of tea, which is basically brewed about the same.
Although Lin Yanchen's good poems are in front, they are not willing to give up the opportunity to show their faces.
What's more, after Lin Yanchen's poem, they all instantly had new inspiration.
Among them, they are both poems and lyrics, and they all put the half of the title at the front, which can be said to be a clear reference.
After the half-pillar of incense has passed, no one will compose a poem.
The eldest grandson Yue got up and announced the end.
“…… This round of poems written by talented people and talented women, Bengong is very satisfied, and some even make Bengong's sentence seem very dragging down, making you laugh. ”
"Her Royal Highness Princess Anyang is polite, I am proud to write poems for you!"
“…… To get back to the point, one of the most satisfying poems in this round of poems is the one written by Lord Lin Yanchen, of course, the rest of the good poems are promised to be rewarded, and they will not break their promises. ”
But at this moment, those talented people who were rewarded all gave up their hands to him.
"I've thanked Princess Anyang for her kindness, I don't know if I can exchange gold and silver for moon cakes?"
is respectful on the surface, but in fact, he is slandering in his heart.
Originally, it was said that the purple moon cake was used as the color head, but you inserted it horizontally, if the color head was replaced by gold and silver, wouldn't it be a loss?!
Eldest Sun Yue was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly ordered Lin Yanchen to do it.
After the implementation was completed, Eldest Sun Yue sat down and looked at Lin Yanchen again and asked softly.
"Tell me, what do you want? This moon cake is from your hand, this palace thinks that you must not be rare this thing, what reward you want to inform this palace, as long as this palace has, it will definitely be able to satisfy you! ”
Lin Yanchen's eyes lit up suddenly.
Really?
As long as you have it, can you satisfy anything?
What if it's too much to ask? Like what...... Hey, hey, hey.
His heart was so presumptuous, but reason still prevented him from dying.
"Ministers don't need gold, silver, jewelry, these micro-ministers are not lacking!"
Lin Yanchen didn't know what else he needed except for something that was not serious.
So he threw this question to Changsun Yue again.
“…… Since you have such talent, you don't need famous books of poetry, you don't need to mention delicious food, and you don't want gold, silver and jewelry, then Bengong really can't think of anything to give you. ”
"Oh, yes!" Eldest Sun Yue suddenly patted his head, "Just now you said that you are also proficient in martial arts, how about this palace give you a copy of my brother Wei's exercises?" ”
What?
King Wei's exercises?!
As the only prince of the Ming Dynasty, he is also the nephew of Xiao He, the general of the Imperial North.
The exercises used by such a character are extraordinary!
Either it is a secret technique that can only be practiced within the royal family, or it is created by General Xiao He himself!
In contrast, the latter is extremely likely!
Thinking of this, Lin Yanchen's breath was a little hot.
"Weichen Xie Anyang's Royal Highness reward!"
……
At the end of the first round, Cao Wanjiang came to the stage non-stop, and the second round began under his loud reading.
Sure enough, it's a meandering water.
It's just that the gameplay is slightly different, the wine glass is placed in the Weiyang River, and if it stops on the left bank, it is a poem composed by Da Zheng Caizi.
If it stops on the right bank, it is a poem composed by a talented man of Dajing.
In the same way, if you go directly down the river, it is a poetry composed by a genius of the Ming Dynasty.
It's not all the talented people of any country who compose a song individually, nor do they compose a song together.
It is a question written by a student from another country, and one of the talented people of that country must be selected to compose poetry, and the level of poetry must reach grade B to be considered qualified.
If they fail to pass the test once, all the talented men of the country will be fined three glasses of wine until they are made.
Similarly, if it is done for the first time in the country, then the person who asks the question will be fined three glasses of wine.
Finally, the winner of this round will be judged according to the performance.
And it is worth noting that the punishment wine here is all made of spirits that have been cellared for more than ten years, and all the scholars present are weak.
Even though the taste and strength of the sake of this era are average, it is by no means negligible.
If you are drunk because of the punishment of drinking, this will greatly affect the play of the subsequent links.
At the same time, it is very likely that they will do some rude and humiliating behavior after drinking......
"The second round begins!"
A forbidden soldier placed a wine glass on the bank of the Weiyang River, then put the internal qi in the center and then released it, and the wine glass flowed downstream.
The guests were very interesting to watch, and their attention was all on the wine glasses.
Some people are anxious to appear in front of others and want to lean the wine glass to their side, while some people don't want to be embarrassed, and pray in their hearts to worship the Buddha and not fall to their side.
Moments later, the glasses stopped, and the audience was in an uproar.
"Hahaha, it's stopped on the left bank, it's my Da Zheng Guo who wrote a poem!"
"Great, I've been wanting to do it for a long time!"
"That's right, who's going to ask the question, hurry up! I've been working on this poem for a long time, and it contains a variety of elements, and no matter how you come up with it, it won't bother me! ”
Many Daming and Dajing talents looked at each other.
Who will come up with this first question?
Their respective division commanders or accompanying Confucians have more or less explained.
Don't be too sharp in front of you, you can be mediocre, but you can't lose face.
Again, this question is also very exquisite.
You can't be too tricky, no one can make it, so it seems that you are very embarrassed, and the teacher is not good at teaching, which makes you stand out from the crowd and grandstand.
You can't come up with that kind of rotten street question, almost anyone can make it, so it seems that you are very unqualified.
So most people are taking a wait-and-see attitude to see if there are any early birds to get started.
"Since you don't have any intention of making this question, then it's better to let it come down!"
When the crowd followed the prestige, they were shocked.
Lin Yanchen?
Why did he join in the fun again?
It's not enough to compose poetry, and now it's time to come up with the question?!