yes, why didn't Simon Feixue follow?

Kong Fang looked around, but he really didn't see this kid.

Hey, don't talk about it, the current wage earner is dragging more than the boss, and the ghost knows where he went.

Fang Shiqing habitually stretched out his hand to his waist.

Pulling can be a personality, but not an action.

In case something happens to the sour show, Miss Ben will personally tell you why the flowers are so red!

And then

Personally lead the troops to set foot on Sword Mountain!

Kong Fang sensed the murderous aura on Fang Shiqing's body, so he comforted: "Don't worry, madam, I'm very safe now." Then he carefully told her the information he had gathered in Chunyulou.

"Is your Spring Rain Building reliable?"

Fang Shiqing was skeptical.

"Of course it's reliable, it's a spy network that I built with hundreds of taels of gold, specifically for me to collect all kinds of intelligence from all over the world."

Speaking of gold, he remembered the glasses of Mr. Luo's friend, which he had forgotten.

"The glasses Shiyi have already been handed over to them." Fang Shiqing said.

Kong Fang was stunned for a moment, and was relieved to remember that she knew how to read minds. He decisively turned the page on the matter. Fang Shiqing didn't talk nonsense with him, jumped on the horse, and led the county soldiers away.

Kong Fang shook his head and smiled bitterly, this little lady really has no other interests except the barracks.

A playful little daughter-in-law came up.

"Yo, I said Lord Zhixian, it turns out that you are also a person who is afraid of your daughter-in-law!"

There was a burst of laughter next to him.

Kong Fang turned around when he heard this, and the two almost touched each other. Because of his experience with Xiaohong, Kong Fang immediately took a step back and said:

"The girl's words are wrong, men are not afraid of their wives, but they love their wives."

"Hehe, my lord has good eyesight, and I can see that this widow is a girl." Widow Pan covered her mouth and snickered, skipped the topic, and made fun of him again.

The laughter grew louder.

Kong Fang was embarrassed.

"Widow Pan, don't eat our adult tofu, otherwise we won't forgive you, and the gods won't forgive you!" Some people don't think it's a big deal to see the excitement.

Widow Pan reprimanded: "Lao Wang, don't talk nonsense, which eye did you see the old lady eating adult tofu?" If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, from today onwards, you don't want to eat my mother's tofu. ”

Her words drew laughter and whistles from the hall again. Pan Yiyi recognized that her words were ambiguous, but she was a person who was used to seeing wind and waves, and her face was not red and her heart was not beating.

"Your Excellency, don't be as rude as they are. I sell water tofu, just on West Street, the future No. 38 Chunfeng Road. ”

"Chunfeng Road has already started construction, and my woman's family can't help much, but on the day of construction, I gave each of the road builders a bowl of tofu brain."

"Don't laugh at me for being stingy, I'm also a small business, so I make a living by selling tofu!"

Kong Fang couldn't help but look at her with admiration.

This little girl's EQ is not ordinarily high. He was praising her in his heart, but when he saw her rubbing him with her body, there was a burst of soft incense, and Kong Fang almost lost himself.

While blaming himself for his lack of concentration, he quietly enjoyed the benefits of heaven.

"My lord, although my tofu shop is small, the business is good. It's a pity that it lacks a store number, why don't you get one? ”

"Good!"

Kong Fang readily agreed.

In fact, he rejected it in his heart.

But the mouth refuses to obey the heart, and the mouth opens to accept.

Widow Pan was overjoyed, and if it weren't for the fact that there were still many people in broad daylight, she promised to offer her own fragrant kiss. There is no way, she is a weak woman who has nothing to repay her, and only a fragrant kiss can get it.

Kong Fang ordered Kong Yiji to take the four treasures of the study, and when he spread out the paper, he remembered that his calligraphy was unsightly, so he handed him the brush.

Kong Yiji didn't dare to shirk, Kong Fang dictated, and he put pen to paper.

The words "Tofu Shih Tzu" jumped on the paper, elegant and fresh.

He looked puzzled, these four words were easy to pronounce, but the meaning was wrong.

Pan's widow's surname is Pan, and her maiden name is Lotus. If her tofu is called Pan's tofu or lotus tofu, what does it mean for adults to take out "tofu Shih Tzu"?

Widow Pan only knows a few words, let alone its artistic conception.

Kong Fang saw that everyone was puzzled, so he explained: "Xi Shi, is an ancient beauty, living by the river, she looks like a fairy, half a point is too fat, half a point is thin." She used to swim by the stream, and when the fish saw her reflection, they forgot to swim and sank to the bottom of the river because they were so fascinated by her beauty that they sank to the bottom of the river......"

The story about Xi Shi was passed on to the Daxing Dynasty.

"Tofu Shih Tzu, one is that tofu is as tender as Shih Tzu, beautiful and edible; The second is to say that Sister Pan looks like a fairy like Xi Shi......"

Widow Pan covered her face lightly, very shy: "My lord, don't talk nonsense, how can I have the beauty of Xi Shi, and I dare not compare with the fairy." ”

"Sister Pan, don't be modest, you are three points more beautiful than Xi Shi!"

Of course, Kong Fang knew that Widow Pan was not as beautiful as Xi Shi, but he couldn't have offended the present for the sake of the ancients in his previous life, right? So he served the rainbow fart without thinking.

It is said that anyone can hear that the moisture in his words is seriously exceeded, and Widow Pan will not be an exception, but she is still happy in her heart.

She attached herself to Kong Fang's ear and bit her lip lightly, "Be careful of your liver, tonight's third watch, do you dare to go to your sister's house to eat tofu?" ”

I'll go......

How dare the little ladies blatantly ask for bubbles?

You really don't treat Lao Tzu as a cadre?

Letter for the letter Lao Tzu tonight in the county to carry out the creation of a civilized city activities, special control of pornography, gambling and drugs?

But his face remained unmoved.

Today is the second time he has been misunderstood by a woman, and his genes have already produced immunity.

"My lord, could you also come up with a name for my stall?"

He was thinking about how to reject Widow Pan when a rough and humble voice came from below. He looked down and saw a man dressed as a merchant looking up at him.

According to visual observation, the man was about three feet tall, with short and thick limbs, a square scarf on his head, a rough face, and two beards under his nose that were yellow and messy.

"This big brother is ......"

"He is Wu Dalang, and he is standing next to my tofu shop, specializing in baked cakes." Widow Pan introduced.

Wu Dalang, Pan Jinlian?

Kong Fang looked confused, although he knew that there were many coincidences between the Daxing Dynasty and the previous life, but this coincidence was too much of a coincidence, right?

What about Ximenqing?

You come out and beat Wu Dalang up, and then ask Pan Jinlian to feed him medicine.

"Ouch, sir, you're mistaken. His name is Wu Dalang, and the Da who arrives is not Wu Dalang. Widow Pan corrected.

Kong Fang was embarrassed.

His name is Wu Dalang; Her name is Pan Lianhua, and she is still a widow; They have nothing to do with Ximen Qingmao.

"Actually, it's right for adults to call me Da Lang. I am the eldest in the family, and I have three younger brothers and two younger sisters. They are all normal people. ”

Wu Dalang said.

Since he was ruled out as a genuine Wu Dalang, Kong Fang was no longer entangled, and happily asked Kong Yiji to write "Qinghe's First Cake" for him.

Wu Dalang was so excited that he jumped three inches high.

Kong Fang was also happy, he relied on his "talent and learning" to serve the people under his rule, and he was close to the people.

But after only three seconds, he regretted it.