Chapter 160: That Bullshit Mess
If he reports him, it is unknown whether he will be fired, but all kinds of small shoes will definitely be enough for him to wear in the future.
It's hard to be a man!
It is more difficult to be a working boy sandwiched between the male boss and the female boss.
Fortunately, he was as clever as him and bowed his head decisively.
Lao Tzu didn't see anything.
Kong Fangzheng used his tricks to explain the business scriptures to Wu Dalang and Widow Pan, and she was an official to awaken his memory, reminding him of Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, and the controversial love story between them.
Looking at the pair of wonderful people in front of them, how much their figures are in the play, Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang are already in place, only Ximen Qing is missing.
There is no third party involved, I hope they can get old.
"Simon, why are you here?"
The voice of a monkey came from behind him, Kong Fang was shocked when he heard it, and the Great Song Dynasty had Pan Jinlian, Wu Dalang, and Ximen Qing; Daxing Dynasty has Pan Lianhua, Wu Dalang, Ximen Feixue!
Could it be a coincidence?
Or providence?
He quietly observed Widow Pan and Simon Feixue, as if there was no ambiguity between them.
Well, let's hope you're worried.
As soon as he put down his thoughts, the monkey saw him and said happily, "Your Excellency, you are indeed here." ”
Well, you're looking for me?
The monkey's profession determined that there must be something wrong with his appearance, so Kong Fang asked this question. The monkey waved his hand and said with a smile: "I just heard that the adult was on Chunfeng Road, and I happened to pass by, so I came in to see the adult himself." ”
Look at your sister!
It's all men and old dogs, what's there to look at?
Because the true identity of the monkey is not suitable for outsiders to know, and he can't be too familiar with Kong Fang, they just talk a few words and then separate.
Inadvertently, Kong Fang saw the monkey look at Widow Pan's eyes with light.
Then he remembered that the monkey was also surnamed Ximen, and couldn't help but "Geden" in his heart, thinking that he was the monkey of the Daxing Dynasty version of Ximenqing?
He was full of doubts, but when he saw Widow Pan greet him, he was polite and a little charming, "Ximen official, you are here." ”
Kong Fang stumbled and almost fell.
When he looked at it again, Widow Pan was courteously beckoning the monkey to take a seat, and personally served him tofu brain with honey, "Ximen Guanren, this is the latest product launched by our store, honey tofu brain, please try it." ”
Wu Dalang squeezed over on his old short legs.
"Brother Simon, try the tofu brain with baked cakes, it will definitely make your taste buds explode~ fried."
So they're acquaintances?!
Kong Fang was inexplicably worried.
I thought to myself, Dalang, if you get sick one day, don't let Widow Pan feed you medicine. If it really doesn't work, let her try the medicine before you drink it. After all, there is only one life for man, and he cannot be resurrected after death.
The monkey buried his head in eating tofu brains and roasted cakes, and he broke away from Wu Dalang and quietly stretched out his salty pig hand to Widow Pan.
Widow Pan skillfully avoided it, and the smile on her face was professional.
Kong Fang was not interested in watching it anymore, so under the pretext of inspecting other places, he took his leave and left.
Leaving Tofu Shih, Kong Fang looked up at the sky and decided not to go shopping anymore, so he said goodbye to Du Xinwu.
The two went back to their respective homes and looked for their mothers.
There was no one else around, so Kong Xiang stretched out his hand to Ximen Feixue, "Bring it." ”
Ximen Feixue began to want to play tricks, but under the pressure of the boss, he obediently took out a wallet and handed it to Kong Fang.
Kong Fang opened his wallet, and there was only broken silver in it, which added up to less than one or two.
"I said, why are you bothering!"
"Lao Tzu just can't get used to him, and now that the money is gone, look at how he picks up girls." Simon Flying Snow gloats.
I can't get used to it, pickle girls, simple words, expose a huge amount of information.
"Do you also have a crush on Widow Pan?" Kong Fang asked coldly.
Ximen Feixue hurriedly denied it, "No, Lao Tzu is the most beautiful boy in Jianshan, how can he fall in love with her?" ”
He denied it crisply, but the look on his face betrayed him.
Kong Fang stroked the forehead.
This world is too chaotic, even more chaotic than "Golden Vase Plum".
"You don't like him, but he wants to thank you." Kong Fang calmed his emotions and returned his wallet to Ximen Feixue.
Simon Feixue is inexplicable.
He wants to thank me? Why?
He suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and he took the monkey's wallet by himself, and the monkey had no money to pay. What will a monkey do if he doesn't have money to pay?
He can pay on credit.
He can weigh on his body the things of value and pay for them with them
You can help sweep the floor and pay off the debt with labor.
Of course, if he is a little more shameless, he can still sell himself to pay off his debts......
In short, he has a lot of choices, he can pretend to be pitiful, but women are the most sympathetic. Instead, he was clever and wanted to embarrass the monkey, but it turned out to create more opportunities for him to get close to Widow Pan.
What a miscalculation!
Kong Fang glanced at him, with this bit of intelligence, he was embarrassed to rob women with others? Do you touch your wallet and are you still there?
Isn't that redundant? With the prestige of the golden sword Xiaolangjun, who dares to touch Lao Tzu's wallet?
Ximen Feixue's nostrils are facing the sky, and Wang Ba's qi is leaking.
But soon he was slapped in the face.
His waist was empty, and his wallet was gone.
Not only was his face hot, but his flesh ached, and in addition to the broken silver in his wallet, there was also a silver ticket of twenty taels, which he was going to send back to Jianshan to honor his master.
Master hadn't eaten meat for half a year, and you could see that he was as thin as a monkey.
Monkey?!
He suddenly had a flash of inspiration, turned around and wanted to run towards the tofu shop. Kong Fang drank him, what was he doing? If you steal someone's wallet, don't let them do anything with you?
Man old dog, is it a bit of a demeanor?
Simon froze in the snow.
What the old man said may be true, who let himself forget that the monkey is the ancestor of the thief?
Guan Gong played a big knife in front of the door, blaming himself for being too young!
But remembering the arrogance of the monkey who auctioned out twenty taels of silver tickets in front of Widow Pan, bought three bowls of tofu brain in one go, and ate one bowl and threw out two bowls, he couldn't swallow this breath!
He stood in the wind and thought about life.
Kong Fang shook his hand away, he didn't have time to pay attention to their bullshit and shit.
He was really busy, as if with the expansion of Linglong Garment Factory, Tofu Shih Tzu and Qinghe No. 1 Baked Cake became famous, and the people who came to ask him for guidance on the way to wealth came one after another.
He was happy to do it, and he didn't refuse to come.
The reason is simple, they are all businessmen under his rule, and when their business is done well, Qinghe's economy will prosper.
Qinghe's economy is prosperous, and the county's financial revenue will be stable, so he doesn't have to worry about money.
Of course, they are all businessmen, and there is one unifying trait of successful businessmen – that is, shrewdness.
It is impossible for them not to understand that the God of Wealth cannot worship empty-handed.
Like Du Xinwu, Shen Wanshan, Zhu Xinfei, Sheng Huaixian, these big merchants, they all took out 10% of the dry shares to give Kong Fang, and ordinary merchants did their best to give Kong Fang benefits.
When their careers developed, they also followed the trend of Du Xinwu and others, and sent a percent of dry shares.