Chapter 168: I Need Your Expertise

The wooden boat has a flagpole erected, and a black flag is hung on the flagpole, and the four big white characters "for the heavens" are faintly visible on the flag.

Zhou Yu's face changed.

"My lord, there are indeed river bandits."

"Soldiers, prepare for war!"

The county soldiers are good at mountain warfare, and the water battle is still the first time that the big girl has been on the sedan chair, and Zhou Yu is very nervous.

The worst thing is that the adults are also on the ship, in case ......

No in case!

There can be no just case!

Zhou Yu forced himself to calm down. The county soldiers moved quickly, they shook hands with crossbows in one hand and blocked in front of Kong Fang with a pledge card in the other.

"Don't panic, drive two hundred zhang further and stop."

Kong Fang patted Zhou Yu on the shoulder to soothe him.

Zhou Yu nodded, today he is the main general, he can't be nervous, and he can't be negligent.

The two sides are getting closer and closer......

"Zhou Yu, it's your turn to play." Kong Fang ordered.

Zhou Yuer didn't say a word, took out a mountain opening axe from the ship's cabin, and then quickly undressed......

Kong Fang suddenly couldn't understand it.

Isn't it cold to take off your clothes in the middle of winter?

"What are you doing?"

"My lord, I personally went down to the river and split the river bandits' boat!" Zhou Yu's tone was sonorous.

The river wind blows, rolling up the surface of the river with a thousand wrinkles, and in an instant there is the tragedy of the wind and the cold water and the strong man who will never return.

Kong Fang was so angry that he almost kicked him into the river.

Splitting boats?

Is your brain really watered?

You think those river bandits are two hundred and five, and they will only watch you chop their boats!

Zhou Yu scratched his head.

My lord, do you have a plan?

"Zhou Yu, what did you do before you joined the county army?" Kong Fang did not answer the rhetorical question.

Zhou Yu smiled awkwardly, my lord, they were all young and ignorant, and they were stunned. Now that things have been turned over, let's not mention it, okay?

Hello your sister!

Kong Fang really wanted to give him a violent meal.

Weren't you a street ruffian before?

Isn't scolding, cheating, being stunned, and arguing with strong words your strength?

Zhou Yu's eyes are full of resentment, my lord, I don't slap people in the face, I don't expose people, how can I say that I am already good and the captain of our county team?

Kong Fang jumped to his feet in anger and walked around the deck.

He breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Big brother, I'm not exposing your shortcomings, I want you to play your own strengths, although it's not a very glorious specialty, but now I really need it very much." ”

Zhou Yu heard that the adult needed his own specialty as a street ruffian, although he didn't quite understand what he wanted, he still slapped his chest, "My lord, you say, what should I do?" ”

Well, the child is quite teachable.

Kong Fang breathed a sigh of relief and then told him what to do.

Zhou Yu got dressed again, stood at the mouth of the boat and shouted at the mouth of the boat: "Hey, who is in the way in front, good dogs don't get in the way, Ma Yu get out of the way, otherwise Lao Tzu can recite a spell, and you can all feed the eight kings in the river." ”

Lu Jun was sitting on the Taishi chair and eating melon seeds, and when he heard Zhou Yu shouting, he sprinkled the melon seeds in his hand, clapped his hands again, and raised his thick eyebrows.

"Water ghost, who's crying?"

A young river bandit stepped forward, "Boss, it's the river pig on the other side." ”

Lu Jun plucked out his ears and said, "The voice is too harsh, is the bow and arrow in your hand an ornament?" ”

The water ghost smiled bitterly, "It's a bit far away, and it's still against the wind, our bow ......"

Lu Jun raised his foot and kicked, "You are dead?" Won't go any further? ”

The water ghost immediately gave the order to set sail and swim against the current.

"My lord, the river bandits are coming up."

Zhou Yu swallowed his saliva.

"You keep working hard to get them to the top of their game and get their attention completely."

Zhou Yu got the order, and after a few deep breaths, he scolded the river bandits, *......%¥#! ¥…~#

The words are vicious and personal attacks, as if focusing on Lu Jun's female ancestors.

The water ghost was furious, turned around and shouted: "Boss, the river pig is scolding your ancestors!" ”

Lu Jun slapped the coffee table next to him and roared: "You are a waste, won't you scold back?" ”

"Immediately, immediately, immediately scolded Lao Tzu back. The archers are ready, and as soon as they come into our range, immediately shoot them to death, leaving not a single one!

, Lao Tzu originally only wanted to talk about professional ethics and rob money. ”

"Why don't you give Lao Tzu face, Lao Tzu will let you lose both money and money!"

The water ghost did not dare to slack off, and immediately arranged for his subordinates to scold Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu gave full play to his true character as a street ruffian, and was not afraid of a pair of dozens, but became more and more courageous the more he scolded.

Kong gestured to Fang Shibo.

At the moment of the great enemy, Fang Shibo decisively put aside his personal grievances and quietly put a skin bag into the river. In the leather bag were two earth-shattering thunderbolts that had ignited their fuses.

The leather bag was tied to a rope tens of meters long, and Fang Shibo held one end of the rope and manipulated the earth-shattering thunder to prevent it from getting out of control.

The skin is the same color as the river water, and it is not easy to be found; The river wind was strong, and the faint smoke from the burning of the lead was swept away in time.

Zhou Yu scolded vigorously, and his county soldiers couldn't help but join in one after another, and the river bandits on the opposite side were scolded like thunder, they are professional river bandits, and they have always used knives and guns to talk to river pigs, as for playing tricks......

Alas, wash and sleep.

I'm really not an expert.

But the river pig shines today and is indomitable on the road to death. The archers couldn't bear to let go of their arrows, but unfortunately the arrows in their hands were unsatisfactory, and the river wind was strong, and the arrows were shot against the wind, and the arrows fell into the river before they could reach the bow of the boat.

"Accelerate, accelerate!"

The water ghost was furious and whipped the boatman's leather whip fiercely. The boatman suffered, the potential exploded, and although the wooden boat was going up the river, the speed was also fast......

Near-point, near-point......

The water ghost jumped on the bow of the boat and shouted loudly.

The river bandits' eyes fell on the river pigs, and no one noticed that a ghost was quietly approaching them.

……

Suddenly, there was a loud bang in the water, and the bow of the ship was blown open in an instant, and the water ghost was lifted into the air and then fell into the water. Lu Jun was startled, and just as he was about to stand up, the wooden boat slanted, and he and the river bandits who were not blown up were like dumplings in the pot, falling into the river one after another.

In an instant, the water in the river was boiling, and the cries for help were endless.

Kong Fang's wooden sailboat went down the river, and some river bandits wanted to pick up the boat to survive, and the county soldiers unceremoniously shot crossbow arrows, and the river bandits sank to the bottom of the river, leaving only a wave of blood flowing in the river.

Seeing this, the other river bandits did not dare to move forward.

If you don't go forward, you may be able to live by your own water nature.

In this way, the wooden sailboat passed through the middle of the river bandits and sailed away.

Lu Jun finally got ashore with a lot of effort, "water ghosts, water ghosts ......"

He opened his mouth and shouted to his henchmen that the river was too cold and he needed to drink. The river bandit beside him gasped and said, "Boss, the water ghost was blown away, I saw his head flying far away, and I guess he won't survive." ”

Lu Jun was so angry that he raised his foot and kicked it, his head was gone, and he still needed to estimate? Aren't you going to die early?

One after another, people went ashore, and those who didn't go ashore went to be the little brother of the River Dragon King.

Lu Jun asked people to count the number of people, and less than 20 people went ashore, most of the personnel were lost, and the River Dragon Gang suffered heavy losses.

Lu Jun trembled, this ghost weather is really cold!