Chapter 202: Why Are You So Angry?
Fang Shibo still wanted to continue to tease the mouse, Huang Xifeng was impatient, she pulled Fang Shibo away, and faced Ruan Tianfu, "Old Pifu, do you still know me?" ”
Ruan Tianfu's eyes lit up, and a beautiful woman appeared in front of the bed!
He instinctively wanted to touch Huang Xifeng's waist, beauty......
trumpet
Huang Xifeng slapped him unceremoniously.
You're stepping on numb......
Ruan Tianfu scolded, and was about to order someone to take down the beauty and let himself enjoy it, when he suddenly realized that something seemed to be wrong, and it seemed that the role switch between them had been completed.
Fang Shibo was also speechless, this old pervert was dying and still had the courage to flirt with his sister, did he really think that Lord Yan was his relative?
"Don't you know me?"
Huang Xifeng gritted his teeth every word, hating into the bone marrow.
Ruan Tianfu squinted his eyes and looked at it for a long time, and suddenly exclaimed, "You... You are Huang Xifeng, aren't you dead? Are you a human being, a ghost? ”
"What about people? What if it's a ghost? Huang Xifeng sneered, and the sharp blade in his hand pressed against Ruan Tianfu's chest.
"Old horseman, you remember, it's me Huang Xifeng who wants your life! When you get to Lord Yama, don't make a mistake! ”
With that, she stabbed with all her might.
The seven-inch-long blade almost completely sank into Ruan Tianfu's chest, and he swallowed his breath without a few struggles. Huang Xifeng suddenly burst into tears and knelt on his knees.
"Dad, mother, brother, I have avenged you!"
Fang Shibo was comforting her, and Liu Ergou came in excitedly, "The head of the family, the people of the Ruan family are all tied up, and there are quite a few." The brothers are moving things! Food, clothing, bedding, gold, silver, and jewels were taken. ”
Good job!
Fang Shibo decisively praised. He thought that he would need a bloody battle to take down the Ruan family, but it turned out that the soldiers were bloodless, and it was as easy as walking in his own backyard, and it seemed that it was not difficult to rob this business!
The three of them were having fun when Guo came in.
But he was in a violent spirit, and while walking, he was spitting and spitting......
It's so unlucky!
Fang Shibo wondered, let's eat big easily, why are we unlucky?
As soon as Guo Jin opened his mouth, he suddenly saw Huang Xifeng present, those words were not easy to say, so he decisively shut up.
Huang Xifeng was depressed.
I thought to myself, what did the old lady say was also your wife, what could not let the old lady know?
Say!
She grimaced.
Guo Jin was helpless, scratching his bald head, and stumbling to tell him about the bad luck he had encountered. It turned out that according to their respective division of labor just now, he pounced on a subordinate's room, preparing to quickly control the subordinate.
The door was hidden, and he was secretly glad that he was lucky enough to come in without much effort. When he walked to the bedside, he realized that something was wrong, because he heard a woman's moaning in pain.
She's struggling, she's resisting......
But she seemed powerless to resist.
At that time, he was furious, thinking that it was intolerable for Ruan Tianfu to do bad things, and his subordinates dared to bully men and women, what was the reason!
So he decisively lifted the quilt, rescued the woman, and then blasted the person with a punch. He was about to throw a second punch, but the back of the head was hit hard by the candlestick. He looked back and saw that it was the woman he had saved who had smashed him.
But when he saw that she was naked, he held up the candlestick and wanted to give it to him again.
What a dog bites Lu Dongbin, he doesn't know the hearts of good people! Guo Jin was furious in his heart, and slapped the woman unconscious.
"In charge, do you say that Lao Tzu is wronged? Lao Tzu was kind enough to save people, not only did she not thank her, but she started to beat Lao Tzu, which is really chilling! In this world, you can't be a good person! ”
Guo Jin was furious.
Fang Shibo looked at Guo Jin like a curious baby, wondering if this kid was really ignorant, or pretending to be innocent, should Lao Tzu demolish him? Huang Xifeng was already red-faced, and pulled Fang Shibo out of the room.
Liu Ergou shook his head.
It's really terrible to be uneducated, and scientific sex education seems to be urgent.
Guo Jin glanced at him obliquely, hey, what do you mean?
Am I at fault?
Liu Ergou is contemptible, you are not wrong, we are wrong.
He shook his hand away.
Guo Jin shook his bald head and left. Passing by the next person's room, he subconsciously glanced inside, and unexpectedly saw that the woman was swaying and trying to stand up.
It is estimated that he made a light move just now, and the woman woke up.
He rushed in decisively and slapped her hard, knocking her unconscious again.
Bah!
A lump of thick phlegm fell on the woman's fruit.
Guo Jin solemnly swore to his knees that he would no longer be a good person from now on!
……
The Black Flag Army won the first battle and won a lot.
Back at Miaofeng Mountain, Fang Shibo rewarded meritorious deeds, bounties and silver, and the tightest clothes and bedding were also distributed to everyone.
Dressed in new clothes and covered with new bedding, the beggar became rich overnight.
Fang Shibo also ordered the killing of chickens and sheep, and held a celebration banquet. The beggars have lived for half their lives, and for the first time in their lives, they can open their bellies, drink wine in a big bowl, and eat meat, how happy they are.
In the Buddhist hall, the two monks absentmindedly knocked on the wooden fish.
"Senior brother, it seems that the recitation of the Buddha's scriptures is becoming more and more boring." The younger brother complained.
The senior brother knocked him on the bald head hard, "Monks, don't lie!" Amitabha, sin, sin! ”
……
"Tang Bolong, Lao Tzu is going to kill you!"
Kong Fang jumped to his feet, threw the holy decree in his hand to Kong Yiji, jumped three feet high, and those who didn't know thought that he had a blood feud with Tang Bolong. Kong Yiji was very puzzled, according to common sense, shouldn't the master be grateful to Tang Bolong?
After all, Lord Tang has the grace of recommending him, otherwise with his seven-grade sesame official, it is impossible to have the opportunity to enter the Beijing Face Saint.
Kong Fang snorted coldly, do you think Lao Tzu rarely went to see that little friend?
Kong Yiji stroked his forehead.
The old man is still young, and he doesn't know how important he is
Do you know that just by virtue of what you just said, the emperor dares to behead you all over the house?!
A gust of wind blew in the hall, and Kong Fang shivered. My heart was like a dog, I was angry just now, and I forgot that I was living in a feudal dynasty, not the harmonious society in my previous life.
Woe comes from the mouth and is definitely not a fairy tale here.
Seeing that the old man had calmed down, Kong Yiji patiently asked the old man why he was so irritable.
Kong Fang glanced at him, thinking to himself, can Lao Tzu tell you because he is willing to give up his wife? Lao Tzu has just given birth to a small Dengke, and the little emperor has a special holy decree, and Lao Tzu has to leave his wife to go to Kyoto to accompany him for the New Year!
Lao Tzu is sucking the marrow and knowing the taste, I can't wait for it to get dark as soon as it dawns every day, do you understand?
If you do this, how can you let Lao Tzu live?
Boss, can it still be managed humanely?
Don't mess around with team building, Ok?
Kong Yiji saw that the old man was silent, only his eyes were rolling around, and he let his guesses fly. He could guess that the lord rejected the holy grace so much because he was reluctant to be Madame, but he couldn't guess or would not guess the deep reason why the old man was reluctant to Madame.
After all, a lone-child dog will inevitably have knowledge deficiencies.