Chinese New Year's Eve, the beginning of the unitary period.

Kong Fang and his entourage of three people were led by a eunuch to the Taihe Palace.

The Chinese New Year's Eve banquet was held in the Taihe Hall.

When they arrived, a group of palace maids and eunuchs were busy setting up seats, arranging plates, and serving all kinds of delicacies. When I entered the hall, I saw more than a dozen singers dancing to the music, they danced gracefully, sometimes light as a flying fly, sometimes turning like a spinning top, which was dazzling.

The Royal Song and Dance Troupe is really unusual, each of the dancers is not only good at dancing with long sleeves, but also has a national color and fragrance, a water snake waist, long legs, a slender figure, white skin, and eyes like autumn water.

The smiling place is like a spring flower.

When I look back, I look like a fairy fox and a hundred charms.

That beauty,

That temperament,

That charming,

Eighteen streets of dancers who can throw off the belt song and dance troupe.

The eunuch led the three of Kong Fang to their respective seats in turn, and then leaned down and left. On the table, there were melons and fruits and wine, and as soon as they sat down, a palace maid poured wine for them.

The little emperor had not yet arrived, and they were in a relatively relaxed mood and enjoyed the singing and dancing.

Kong Fang was attracted by the lead dancer.

The lead dancer met his eyes, and quietly threw a flattering look, Kong Fang instantly felt like he was electrocuted, and his whole body was numb. He took a sip of his glass, then thought about giving her flowers.

He touched his side, it was empty, and he remembered that he was in the palace of the Daxing Dynasty, not watching a concert in a certain gymnasium. He withdrew his hand in a huff, raised his glass again, and motioned to the lead dancer without a trace.

The lead dancer smiled and shook his head imperceptibly.

The two flirted in public, making Kong Fang's heart beat faster and his hormones soared.

As the drum beat became more and more rapid, the dance movements of the lead dancer became faster and faster, but I saw that she was sometimes like a dragon, walking among the colorful clouds; Sometimes it is like a match, walking through the flowers......

There are beautiful women in the southern country, dancing lightly with green waists.

The feast is in the autumn twilight, and the clouds and rain are flying.

It is as graceful as a dragon and as graceful as a dragon.

The more Yan strikes the Qianxi, Wu Ji stops the white silk.

The slow state cannot be poor, and the complex posture is curved to the end.

The low lotus breaks the waves, and the messy snow lingers in the wind.

When it falls, it wanders, and the repair wants to go back to the void.

He couldn't help but sing for her, and stood up with a stinky fart, high-fived and swayed.

Good poetry!

A childish voice interrupted the music, and the dancing in the hall came to an abrupt end. Kong Fang looked up, but saw that the queen mother, the empress, and the little emperor were led by eunuchs and palace maids.

Kong Fang has seen the Queen Mother, so he naturally knows him.

The young woman behind the Queen Mother, he had never seen. She is about twenty-four or five years old, wearing a Luo yarn embroidered with colorful gold threads embroidered into a phoenix, and a purple ~ butterfly and a cloud phoenix tail skirt.

The phoenix hairpin is lined up diagonally, with a smile on the eyebrows. Although rich and powerful, it is also very close to the people.

She held the little emperor in her hand, Jiaqing was wearing a nine-dragon robe and stepping on purple and gold boots, and now he is not so much the king of a country, but actually more like a child enjoying maternal love.

Kong Fang and the three of them hurriedly got up and met the Queen Mother, the Empress, and the Emperor, wishing them a happy New Year and a long life.

"Queen Mother, he is Kong Fangkong, the county magistrate who wrote "Journey to the West".

Jiaqing introduced to the queen. Kong Fang was stunned for a moment, thinking that the reason why the little emperor invited him to Beijing for the New Year was not because he made cement and fine salt?

How did it get to "Journey to the West"?

The queen smiled brightly, making people feel like a spring breeze: "The name of Kong Qing's family, the mourning family has heard of it for a long time, and when I see it today, it is really a talent." It's just that the mourning family doesn't know that the poem that Kong Qing's family chanted just now is your masterpiece? ”

Kong Fang's old face was slightly red, and he was ashamed to say:

"Let the queen laugh, I watched the dancing girl sing and dance just now, and I suddenly felt ......"

The queen bowed her head, "Kong Qing's family is talented, it is really my dynasty's handsome master, and it is also my court's luck." ”

Kong Fang didn't understand what the relationship between chanting a few sour poems and the rise and fall of the imperial court was, anyway, in Fang Shiqing's eyes, these things were worthless. But he did not refute.

He had no reason to refute a beautiful woman who did not hesitate to praise him.

What's more, this beauty is still the current queen.

The two of them chatted about some poetry and articles, and the queen's eyes gradually became brighter, and her behavior became a little more energetic.

The two talked about sexuality.

"Ahem......"

The Queen Mother coughed lightly. Kong Fang saw that the queen's jade shoulders trembled imperceptibly. He felt a pang in his heart, it turned out that the queen's life was not as beautiful as outsiders imagined.

But he didn't have the guts to ask about the royal housework.

"This palace is grateful to the Kong Qing family for coming all the way to accompany the emperor for the New Year, please use it slowly." The empress politely returned to her seat, and Emperor Jiaqing accompanied her.

She instantly turned into a loving mother, picking vegetables for her son, removing bones, lowering her eyebrows and pleasing her eyes, and her eyes never fell on Kong Fang again.

The palace banquet is too serious, if there is no singing and dancing, there will be no atmosphere. Kong Fang secretly observed the Queen Mother, she still looked high, but she never showed the vicious eyes that made him tremble.

Old women generally love to pretend, not to mention that she does have the capital to pretend, so although Kong Fang doesn't have a good impression of her, he doesn't hate it either.

At the end of the unitary hour, the feast ends.

The little emperor asked the queen mother to let Kong Fang accompany him for an extra hour. Kong Fang thought that the Queen Mother would refuse, but she agreed. So Su Fufeng and Tang Bolong left the palace first, and Kong Fang followed the little emperor back to the Yangxin Palace.

Father-in-law is not there, and the eunuch on duty is a fat man.

The little emperor led Kong Fang into the bathroom. Lift the door curtain, and there are several Monkey King shapes lined up, they are no longer rough blanks, colored, and their images are more realistic and interesting.

"Kong Qingjia, what do you think?" The little emperor looked terrified.

"Good!"

Kong Fang decisively gave a thumbs up.

"However, Your Majesty, they should also be moisturized, at least for more than seven days, otherwise they may still crack."

The little emperor nodded in agreement.

Kong Fang took out the second hardcover edition of "Journey to the West" from his underwear pocket, "Your Majesty, there were many people just now, I am embarrassed to take it out and dedicate it to the emperor, and ask the emperor to forgive me." ”

The little emperor took the book, his eyes lit up.

"I like "Journey to the West"!" As soon as the little emperor was happy, he even changed his self-title.

"Since the emperor likes it, every time I finish writing a book in the future, I will send it to the emperor immediately."

Xiao Jiaqing was even happier, and patted Kong Fang, "I can't ask for your things for nothing, but I don't have anything for you, the gold, silver and jewelry are all in the hands of the Queen Mother." ”

He tilted his head and thought, "Why don't we bow down?" We have become brothers, and if you take your book again, it will be difficult for outsiders to say anything. ”

Cough......

Kong Fang choked on his own saliva.

Your Majesty, are you serious?