Chapter 257: Uncle Was Stolen
Jian Zheng'an, who was looking forward to eating a lot and growing tall, could not go back to live in the dormitory arranged by the army with his comrades at night, but was forcibly left behind by Jian Yuelan's mother and son.
Not only that, but he also had seven more beds.
At three o'clock in the morning, after a nightmare, he finally escaped from the serial-like nightmare and opened his eyes.
Then, he knew why he had nightmares.
Just ask, who doesn't have nightmares with a human cub weighing more than 20 pounds on his chest?
The little cub slept soundly on his chest, and his small mouth was open and drooling because of his sleeping position.
But that's not the point, the point is that he has a cat on his head, a cat between his legs, and even a cat under his armpits.
The cat in the armpits is still sipping.
Listening to the sound of smackling milk, he was stunned for a while, and then he broke down and carefully took the little cub on his chest and put it aside.
Then take off all the cats on your body and put them next to the cubs.
Then, he sat up and took a few breaths hard, only to feel that he was alive and lifted the quilt and got out of bed, stared at the seven little cute creatures sleeping on their backs and in strange postures for a long time, and took the quilt and covered them with a long sigh of resignation.
Iniquity.
I thought I would be able to get a good night's sleep, but I was more tired than not sleeping.
As far as his eldest nephew's sleeping position is concerned, he doesn't know how his sister and brother-in-law endured it.
Forget it, get up.
Jian Zhengan is a diligent person, and he also has work in his eyes.
When Ye Linxing got up, he found that the hall was neatly tidied up, and his eldest brother was sweating and boxing in the yard.
“???”
He looked at the sky, looked at the time, and after a long silence, he held back a sentence-
"Brother, are all the men of your Jian family so diligent?"
Jian Zheng'an put away his fists, took a deep breath and exhaled a breath of turbidity, took the towel hanging around his neck and wiped his sweat while saying, "I am purely forced to be diligent." ”
took a big tea jar and drank tons of water, and he asked Ye Linxing, "Do you like to lie on people's chests when you sleep around?" ”
Ye Linxing knew what was going on as soon as he heard it, and said with a sneer, "Occasionally." ”
Glancing at Jian Zhengan's eyes, he said, "Why don't you go to sleep for a while?" ”
"I don't sleep."
The brain is completely awake, and I can't sleep when I go back to bed.
Looking at the time, "Isn't it time for you to exercise in the morning?" ”
"Almost."
Ye Linxing, who knew what he wanted to say, turned around and walked into the house, "Wait until I'm washed up and let's go together." ”
"Okay."
Five minutes later, the two of them went out together with Bai Ye, who got up at the same time.
At six o'clock in the morning, Jian Yuelan and the old lady were preparing breakfast in the kitchen, and Xiao Doudou's panicked voice suddenly came.
"Mom, mom is not good, my uncle was stolen."
This was an earth-shattering remark, which made Jian Yuelan and them laugh.
The old man hugged the barefoot child who rushed out of the room and explained, "Uncle was not stolen, he went to morning training with his father." ”
The child's eyes widened suddenly, "Really? Why don't I know? ”
"Because you're asleep."
Jian Yuelan took out the omelette of his scallion pancake and said with a smile, "Hurry up and wash up, wash up and have breakfast." ”
The child's eyes lit up when he smelled the aroma of scallion pancakes, and he pulled the old man's hand into the room, "Hurry up, sir, eat." ”
"Okay."
The old man bent down to pick him up, it was cold, the child was too anxious to wear shoes, and he was barefoot.
This fleshy little foot has to be washed.
Daji, who went to bed and got up at the same time as the doudou, did not return to the room, but ran to the kitchen and rubbed around Jian Yuelan's legs, meowing to start eating.
"Alright, alright."
Jian Yuelan took out their special cat rice and walked out, and they immediately followed.
After distributing the cat's meal to them, she said, "It's hot, wait until it's cool before eating." ”
"Meow!"
Daji yelled at her, and stared at the cat rice on his plate with burning eyes.
Xiao Ji: They also perform almost the same.
By the time she came out of the kitchen again, Doudou and Daji had already eaten.
"Grandpa and grandma have eaten."
She put the raw lobster porridge on the table and shouted.
The old man sat on the main seat and asked, "Don't wait for Xiao Ye and them to come back and eat together?" ”
"They eat cafeterias."
Before leaving, Ye Linxing had told her not to make their breakfast.
They have to get in touch with their brothers from the East China Sea.
I won't come back to eat it.
The old man suddenly realized, took a spoon and filled three bowls of raw lobster porridge out, and asked Doudou again, "Doudou, is it okay for the master to fill a bowl of porridge for you to dry?" ”
"Okay."
The child who was eating the fried egg was loud, and the old man took a spoon to fill the porridge for the child, and filled it with a spoonful, Jian Yuelan saw that it couldn't be done, and hurriedly stopped it.
"Grandpa, a little less, you have too much and it's easy to accumulate food."
She prepares a set amount of food for Doudou, seven or eight points full, and would rather let the child eat less and more often, rather than let his accumulation of food burden the digestive system.
The old man is as good as the porridge he gives to children.
After eating and drinking, the child walked around the hall with his little short legs, and said to Jian Yuelan, "Mom, let me go out to play?" ”
I can't stay at home and want to go out again.
"Go ahead, remember not to fight."
"Okay."
Then, the children led them to start their daily walk.
The old man and the old lady were not at ease and followed.
After everyone left, Jian Yuelan packed up the house and moved the embroidery frame out to prepare for work, but Chen Qiuju ran in anxiously and asked, "Xiao Jane, are your scissors fast?" ”
"It's fast, what's up?!"
She took the scissors and handed them over, Chen Qiuju took them and said helplessly, "The two unlucky children in my family tied themselves up, I don't know how to make a dead knot, I can't untie them for a long time, and the scissors at home are not fast, so I can only borrow them from you." ”
Jian Yuelan was amused when she heard it, "Let's go, I'll go with you to see what's going on." ”
Chen Qiuju sighed, "When I didn't have children, I looked forward to having children every day, and after I had children, I realized that children were a terrible existence." ”
If she doesn't pay attention, she will make trouble, and when she does something, she wants to beat people.
"This is also biological, but if it is not biological, I will directly beat it."
"You didn't beat it up either."
"If you don't beat it, it's too skinny."
Indeed skin.
The brothers of the Qin family are like monkeys, and they don't stop all day long.
But they can do it.
A group of children go to the table tennis court in the park to play, and the eldest brothers take it as their duty to protect their younger siblings.
The motto of life is that I can bully my younger brothers and sisters, but I can't be bullied if others want to.
have to be beaten with fists, so as to establish their dignity as big brothers.
But this is when Bai Chen and the others are away, once Bai Chen and their big brothers are here, the two brothers will become younger brothers.
Recalling the picture of the children getting along, she gently advised, "Be patient, the children are not sensible for a few years, and when they are older, the situation will be much better." ”
Chen Qiuju was hopeless, "Your family has hope, and there is a high probability that these two in my family will not play." ”
While talking, the two entered the house.
Then, Jian Yuelan saw the brothers lying on the ground in the hall.
She reached out and slipped the two babies up, looking at the rope wrapped around them as if she were looking at them, focusing on the knot they had tied up.
"You two are so powerful that you can tie yourself up like this."
She put the two babies down and tried to untie the knot.
"It wasn't meant to be."
Qin Zhi, the boss of the Qin family, blushed and asked her, "Auntie, can you untie it?" ”
"Yes."
"Can you untie it?"
Chen Qiuju looked surprised, Jian Yuelan hummed, and untied the knot with three strokes and five divisions, "This knot is actually a live buckle, but this knot has a characteristic, the more you struggle, the tighter it is, and the more difficult it is to untie." ”
"It takes skill, not rigidity, to untie this knot."
Chen Qiuju suddenly realized, "No wonder I can't solve it for a long time." ”
"Alright."
As soon as the knot was opened, the rope wrapped around Qin Zhi's body came loose, and Jian Yuelan slipped the child out of the rope and put it aside, and went to untie the rope on the second Qin Zhe's body.
Qin Zhi squatted next to her, his little face full of curiosity.
"Auntie, why did you tie my father's knot?"
Jian Yuelan teased him, "Because my aunt often ties up little piglets, practice makes perfect." ”