Chapter 261: The Ugly Fish
Wu Yue is a man of action, and when her son and husband come home in the evening, she directly arranged tasks for the father and son.
The former is responsible for his sister's early education class, and the latter is responsible for helping his daughter exercise a strong body.
Her goal: not to ask her daughter to be rich and rich, but to ask her to be safe and happy.
If you encounter domestic violence from a man after getting married, fight back.
Xiao Lu agreed very happily, and felt that with his excellence, it was not a big deal to enlighten his sister.
Comrade Lao Lu straightened his head bald, looked at the little girl who was eating obediently with chopsticks, and turned his head to Wu Yue and said, "Daughter-in-law, I have no problem exercising a strong physique for my daughter, but you want her to be able to beat her when she grows up, this is quite difficult." ”
Not ordinarily high, but very high.
The innate difference in the physical strength of men and women is very huge, and Comrade Xiao Jian of the old Ye family next door is a special case.
With her strength value, let alone a woman, most men can't compare to her.
The only creatures that can really fight with her are tigers and elephants.
Wild boars are enough to choke, after all, this is a ruthless man who can hammer wild boars to death with his bare hands.
Wu Yue, who didn't know what he was thinking in his heart, said solemnly, "You must be able to beat the man, my requirements are not high, you can just train her worse than Xiao Jane." ”
Lu Changsheng, "......"
Lu Changsheng wanted to vomit blood, "You don't ask for much, you let me exercise her worse than Xiao Jane?" ”
"Hard?"
Lu Changsheng wiped his face and said helplessly, "Daughter-in-law, this is not very difficult, but very difficult, Xiao Jian ......"
After a pause, he squeezed a sentence out between his teeth, "She can't be classified as a lesbian in a way." ”
Ye Linxing happened to be looking for him to have something, and when he entered the door, he heard his words, and immediately cleared his throat with black lines on his forehead.
"Old Lu."
Listening to the voice coming from the door, Lu Changsheng not only did not feel weak, but got up with a look of surprise and left his position and ran quickly to Ye Linxing and pulled him in, "Old Ye, tell my daughter-in-law, can Xiao Jane's strength be exercised?" ”
As soon as these words came out, Ye Linxing probably knew what was going on.
He looked at Niuniu who was calling his uncle with a small face, and looked at Wu Yue after a sigh, "Sister-in-law, do you want Lao Lu to exercise Niuniu?" ”
Wu Yue snorted, "I think she has the ability to protect herself." ”
"It's not a big problem to have the ability to protect yourself, and it is not something that can be exercised to reach the level of my daughter-in-law."
His daughter-in-law had innate strength, and she had her current skills after training and practicing martial arts.
Wu Yue smiled, "As long as you have the ability to protect yourself." ”
"Then let's practice!"
And so ends the topic.
Ye Linxing and Lu Changsheng went outside to talk about business, and when they finished talking and went home, it was already half an hour later, and his fat son was answering Jian Zhengan's questions.
"What is 5+2?"
The child immediately stretched out his finger and dotted the void, and the small mouth read the words, and then gave an accurate answer.
“7。”
"6-2."
“4。”
After asking a few addition and subtraction questions in a row, Jian Zhengan looked at Jian Yuelan, "Did he teach you addition and subtraction in the air?" ”
"No, he didn't learn from him."
Jian Yuelan, who was burying her head in line management, didn't raise her head, "It's not an uncommon thing, which of them won't be able to give a small gift." ”
The corners of Jian Zheng'an's mouth twitched, "Shuyu, they won't." ”
Going to school is the same as killing them, doing homework is either thirsty to drink water, or stomach ache to pee or something like that.
People who have a lot of things want to kill them.
"You can't blame them for this, only you have bad genes."
Burying her brother, Jian Yuelan is serious.
Gong Dahai laughed, "I just said that you can't find comfort in her, it's good if she doesn't scold you." ”
"That's better than you, at least she didn't throw me in the dung pit."
Isn't it just hurting each other?
Come on, who's afraid of whom.
Gong Dahai, whose black history was mentioned, turned dark, and he asked dissatisfiedly, "Are you so interesting?" ”
"Interesting."
Jian Zhengan grinned with big white teeth, and Gong Dahai wanted to beat people with his fists, but was quickly stopped by Doudouyan.
The child, who was not as high as his knees, looked up and said seriously, "Uncle, you are already a mature adult, how can you still fight like a child." ”
"We have to be reasonable, right?"
"Meow!"
Next to them, they were lying or lying or sitting, and they meowed in unison.
At this time, the old lady came in with a fish from outside, and Mei Zizi said, "I bought a fresh fish and came back." ”
Jian Yuelan and the others looked up, and they were shocked by this look.
"Such an ugly fish?"
That's right, the old lady brought back a very ugly fish.
It's a model of blindness, and at first glance it's a deep-sea fish.
The old lady was lucky to be able to buy this kind of fish.
"It's a little ugly, but Alin says the fish is delicious."
Jian Yuelan leaned over and stared at the fish, and found that she didn't know it, and she hadn't eaten it, so she suddenly felt a little embarrassed, "Did Uncle Alin say how to make this fish?" ”
"He chopped a piece of porridge and said it was very fresh."
"Then I'll do it."
"I'll go."
Ye Linxing stopped her, "You split your line, you don't need to worry about cooking." ”
There are three big men in the family, how can he let his daughter-in-law put down her work and cook.
So, he looked at Jian Zhengan and Gong Dahai, "Come and help." ”
"Okay!"
Both of them are men who don't have the idea of a gentleman and a chef, doing laundry, cooking, and housework, Gong Dahai has no choice, marrying a daughter-in-law with a special status, it is destined that he can't point to his daughter-in-law's firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, and serve him like a big man.
Only he came.
As for Jian Zhengan, it was taught by family education.
After all, the women of the Jian family are all biao, and if the men in the family want to be uncles, they will have good fruits to eat.
The daughter-in-law who married is even more good at dark cooking, and in the case of mild diarrhea or severe poisoning, their family either cooks or canteen.
It wasn't until Shuyu was older and learned to cook that the family of four reduced the number of trips to the cafeteria when he was away.
In the past, when Shuyu couldn't cook and he was away, his daughter-in-law and children couldn't wait to take root in the canteen.
Therefore, the two who are used to it will move as soon as they shout.
Doudou saw that he followed up, "I also learn." ”
This baby has no idea about his height and age, and he is not as tall as the stove, so he wants to learn to cook.
The old lady wanted to say that you are still young and don't need to learn, but seeing the child's cheerful appearance, she swallowed back the words that came to her mouth, so she could only come to Jian Yuelan's side out of sight, watching her skillfully split a silk thread into one by one, and wondered, "Zhizhi, are you going to work at night today?" ”
"No, I don't."
She kept moving, "I'll split the thread first, so I don't have to split it tomorrow." ”
As he spoke, a black and hairy paw was placed on the edge of the sewing basket, and Jian Yuelan, who swept the black paw out of the corner of her eye, coughed, and the hairy paw immediately retracted, and her eyes also looked at her.
"You can't play here, and there's a next fighter."
Jian Yuelan pretended to be vicious, but Guoguo was not only not frightened by her, but also tilted her head and meowed.
The clip sounded, and the old lady got goosebumps all over her body, and hurriedly came over to take it away, "Don't disturb Zhizhi's work, can you eat dried fish?" ”
Not to mention the small dried fish, it is okay, when it comes to the small dried fish, not only the fruits and fruits begin to be clamped, but even the big luck they also run to the old lady to follow the clip.
Not only do they call in the clips, but they also rub around.
The old lady smiled from ear to ear, opened the cabinet and brought them dried fish, and did not forget to say things like not to rob them.
Seeing this scene, Jian Yuelan shook her head, a cat slave of the family.
That's it.
The cat that came back from the nest by himself is petted.