"I'm almost four years old."

"Huh?"

Zhou Yuchen was stunned, "You are so young, I thought you were almost six years old." ”

Oh no, this kid is really amazing.

"Not six, my mom said I had to grow up to be six."

The children are well nourished, plus the heights of Jian Yuelan and Ye Linxing stand out from the crowd, and the children here are much taller than children of the same age.

It's no wonder that Zhou Yuchen has this suspicion.

He groaned, reminding, "You haven't told me your name yet." ”

"Big brother, what do you want to know my name for? Are you a scammer trying to scam me out and sell me? ”

These words were like thunder, and Zhou Yuchen's eyes darkened, "I, I'm a liar? ”

He pointed at himself, incredulous, "Have you ever seen me such a good-looking, knowledgeable liar who is so kind to people?" ”

Jian Yuelan them, "......"

Oh, this is still a young man with narcissistic attributes.

The child pointed to each other, "Mom said that she knows people and faces but doesn't know her heart, and she looks like a dog, and she also said ......"

"Don't pay it back."

Jian Yuelan couldn't help laughing, and Zhou Yuchen interrupted him with a broken face, "If you continue to talk about it, I will become a heinous villain." ”

"Brother, aren't you?"

"It's not."

"Then why do you know my name?"

Zhou Yuchen was silent for two seconds and said seriously, "Because I want to be friends with you." ”

It was convenient for him to abduct the child home to his grandmother as a student, which was a little genius, and teaching a genius was much more interesting than teaching him.

I believe that grandma will also be impressed by the child's intelligence after seeing the child, so that he can be relieved and not have to be stared at by grandma all day long.

Let the old lady look at him anywhere, and it will not be pleasing to the eye.

"Be friends."

The child didn't know what was going on in his heart, and he politely said, "I need to ask my mother." ”

"Then you hurry up and ask."

The child sighed, turned his head and asked Jian Yuelan, who was looking at him with a smile, "Mom, can I tell this big brother a stable name?" ”

The mother said that the child should protect himself and not tell strangers his name or where he lives.

Dad said that he should not let strangers touch his body, especially the place where he pees.

He also told him not to touch other people's peeing places, regardless of boys and girls, especially not to pull girls' pigtails and lift girls' clothes.

If he dares to do so, his hands will be broken for him.

"Yes."

The young man is not a bad person, it should be said that the young man who said that they were a loser is not a bad person, but he can't keep his mouth shut.

So Jian Yuelan agreed that the child and Zhou Yuchen should be friends.

The child grinned and showed a mouthful of millet teeth, withdrew his gaze to look at Jian Yuelan and said to Zhou Yuchen, "Big brother, my big name is Ye Tunan, and my little name is Doudou." ”

"Your family is patriarchal?"

The man who said that Jian Yuelan was a loser looked at the chat, and blurted out words without thinking.

After speaking, he realized that it was wrong, and was about to explain, but Zhou Yuchen was not angry and said, "You are patriarchal, and your whole family is patriarchal." ”

"I see that your books have been read in vain, the child's Tu Nan is the Tu Nan of the Getaway, which means Nanfei and Nanzheng, not the male of the boy."

"Yes."

The child nodded his little head, "My mother is not patriarchal, my mother likes little girls, she agrees to give me ......"

"Doudou!"

Jian Yuelan interrupted him loudly, don't talk about giving birth to a sister to someone who meets for the first time in public.

It's privacy.

"In short, my mother is not patriarchal."

The child who received Jian Yuelan's reminder immediately changed his words, then looked at the man and grinned, "Uncle, your family must be patriarchal." ”

The man is speechless, his family is really patriarchal.

He had eight older sisters, three of whom were left unfed, and five survived, and it took him almost forty to give birth to him.

Not only his family, but also his uncle's family, kept giving birth until a boy was born.

His second uncle was looked down upon by everyone because he gave birth to seven daughters in a row, and he didn't dare to look up when he walked.

The clan said that his second uncle was a desperate family.

Before he came to Anseong to study, he thought it was normal because the environment in which he lived was like this.

After coming, he realized that not everyone disliked girls.

There are many girls in Ancheng who are also doing well, they have books to read, they have jobs, and they don't need to do the housework like his sister, and they have to go to the land to earn centimeters.

When he was old, he was married off for money and food.

He is a smart person, and when he found out that there was a girl in the class because her parents married her, and the female classmate fiercely opposed it and made trouble at school, but found that most of the classmates spoke for the female classmate, he also followed the crowd to help speak, and hid himself perfectly.

No one knew that his family was patriarchal, but he didn't expect that a child who met for the first time would see his family situation because of his words.

What the hell is this child?

I'm afraid I've become a little monster.

He kept slandering in his heart, but he didn't pretend to be shy on his face at all, "No, you're wrong, my parents love my sister very much." ”

These words fooled ordinary people in the past, and then everyone present, except for Zhou Yuchen, who was not so bright, heard his insincerity from his expression and words.

Xiao Doudou even opened his mouth to refute, and thought of the words that the master taught him that a gentleman does not stand under the dangerous wall, and laughed, "Then I am wrong to blame my uncle." ”

"It's fine."

The man pretended to wave his hand generously, and was about to introduce himself, but Zhou Yuchen pushed him away, "Go back to your place and sit, don't interrupt here." ”

"Let's get down to business."

"What's the matter?"

The child's eyes lit up, and he looked at Zhou Yuchen with a smile, and he couldn't wait to snatch it home with a small appearance.

However, if you can't do this, you will be arrested by the police.

Twisting his fingers, he suppressed the excitement of imminent liberation, and coaxed, "Are you okay to be a student for your eldest brother's grandmother?" ”

"My grandmother's name is Ji Ji, a veteran college student, proficient in five Chinese dialects...... He is currently teaching at the University of Ontario...... You give my grandmother a student, and she can teach you to play the piano, learn the violin, and so on. ”

The old man couldn't hold back and snorted coldly, "How did I not know that Lao Ji was so knowledgeable. ”

"Also piano and violin, what she is good at is obviously suona."

Jian Yuelan's eyes widened suddenly, what the hell, a veteran college student actually learned suona?

Are you sure it's the suona that sounded and the whole play ended?

Zhou Yuchen, who was finally willing to divert his attention from the child, heard the old man's words, and sighed in his heart, Lao Ji?

Could it be that he is a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple today, deceitful, no, he met a child of an acquaintance?

His eyes fell on the old man's face, Zhou Yuchen felt familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it for a while, so he said respectfully, "Hello old man, may I ask who you are?" ”