Chapter 170: Laughing to death, I live in a detention center, I need a membership card!? [2-in-1 monthly pass!] 】

"Are you sure there's nothing fun going on in Florida?"

Xu Hao was silent for a long time before suddenly speaking.

"Sure, sure!"

Liu Chang was a little embarrassed, but when he thought of what happened again, his attitude immediately became resolute.

"You have also seen that Florida Province is famous for its people, and there are no scenic spots, and the economy is better than Longcheng."

"Now that you've seen Dragon City, it's a waste of time to stay here!"

"I feel like I have a lot of time, and it's not impossible to waste it."

Xu Hao said, "I have been open for fifteen days in the hotel room, and it has only been a week, and half of the time has not been completed." ”

"You don't have to worry about this!"

Liu Chang waved his hand, as if he had expected the other party to say this in advance.

"Our boss had a friendly conversation with the owner of the hotel."

"Not only are they willing to give you all the money back, but they will also give you a VIP lifetime membership card!"

As he spoke, Liu Chang took out four cards from his pocket.

Xu Hao took it, this card is very new, and it seems to be rushed out by adding a bar.

"Chaozi, Su Yue, Shen Min, and you have one each, and your family can also use it."

"With this card, you can stay for free at any 'Home In' chain hotel in the country!"

As he spoke, Liu Chang paused, and then hurriedly added:

"Hotels in Florida don't offer this service except in Florida."

Xu Hao:.

This.

Why does it look familiar!?

Xu Hao was silent, he felt that the square plastic card in his hand was so stinging!

It's not very cold, but why, his heart seems to be in the middle of the cold moon?

Sure enough, the real disappointment is always spent in silence

The huge province of Liuzhou, the six provinces of Pinliu (the area where Shao'an City is located) did not (crossed out)

The huge provinces of six continents, six provinces, and Florida provinces, unexpectedly. unexpectedly

There is no place for a few of them!

Does this sound like a word?

Is this reasonable?

This is very unreasonable and unreasonable!!

"Pick people up, huh!"

Xu Hao said angrily.

"No, no, no, it's not a troll."

Liu Chang hurriedly rejected his words, "This is please." ”

"Of course, Officer Xu, our boss, also considering that you may not have the probability of going back, we have also planned the next itinerary for you."

"Would you like to hear it?"

Xu Hao originally wanted to refuse loudly.

Tell him out loud that he's not like that.

But.

But he couldn't refuse

Back to Liuzhou Province?

Don't talk back, it's just that your itinerary ticket has a little bit of a sense of getting closer, and it is estimated that the other party will blow up and call the phone directly.

As for going to the province next door to Florida?

Let's put it this way, although Xu Hao's identity is kept secret because of his participation in the plan.

But in these provinces, before they were kept secret, those people definitely knew that Florida Province gathered two mythical characters.

Who?

Black and white impermanence!

To be honest, Xu Hao may be a little convinced now that as soon as he bought a ticket on his front foot, the railways leading to these provinces were broken down for various strange reasons and could not be passed.

And as soon as he arrived at his destination, the railways in the remaining provinces will be miraculously restored.

"That."

Xu Hao couldn't resist the temptation, and his heart was a little shaken.

"Listen?" Liu Chang tempted.

"Listen to it!" Xu Hao said.

"Okay!"

After getting the answer, Liu Chang's face was overjoyed, and then he took out the map, which was a journey trajectory map that was obtained after a long day of discussion and trial and error by the high-level for a long time.

Of course, the discussion lasted for a long time, not because they didn't know which province knew Xu Hao's resume.

but

They racked their brains to connect the regions where everyone's rivals were located, and finally formed this relatively alive trajectory map.

"Yes, yes, then I'll take it."

Looking at the location that was intimately marked for himself, and even the location of the 'Home Inn Hotel' was marked on the map, Xu Hao said that he was very moved.

There's no way, it's not okay if you're not excited.

I can't go back home, Florida Province is driving people out, if I don't have this map, I will go to Liu Province and Linzhou Province when the time comes, and I will be driven out, what a shame.

Although his face was already gone when he admitted this unlucky luck

"When are you going to move!?"

Liu Chang Yile said positively, "My boss has sent me a task and sent you a team, ready to move your luggage twenty-four hours a day!" ”

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Xu Hao has a little headache, this Florida Province, how much he wants him to go!

'Isn't it' a case?

"Tomorrow, let's go tomorrow."

Xu Hao decided to be tough, no matter how he said it, he would play for another day.

Seeing that the goal was achieved, Liu Chang was no longer polite, and retired after breathing a sigh of relief.

Xu Hao took the VIP membership card and distributed it to Chaozi and others.

"Brother Hao, what is this?" Wang Chao asked suspiciously.

"Membership card, you don't have to spend money to travel and stay with Shen Min in the future."

Xu Hao explained, but this sentence made Wang Chao frown.

"Brother Hao, this thing is a bit chicken."

"It's really chicken, but it's good to use it for your family, or to save face outside." Xu Hao also said in agreement.

Chicken ribs, chicken ribs what?

You must know that ordinary members, at most, are discounted, unless some people with special status, how can they be exempted from fees.

After all, free and paid discounts, even if they only cost one dollar, the meaning between the two is still not the same level!

"Also, we don't need this card."

"But my mom can use it."

Wang Chao nodded and accepted the membership card.

Staying in a hotel?

It doesn't cost anything, it's all free?

Joke!

He Wang Chao still needs to stay in a hotel when he travels now!?

When has the money been spent!?

Not to mention spending money to stay in a hotel, even to eat, he has never spent money!

In the past two months, I have spent a few dollars on smoking and buying a lighter.

What is the grade of the hotel? Is it also worthy of being compared with the detention center?

Do you understand the emperor-level treatment of 24 hours, police standing guard, and hundreds of police guards inside and out!

Su Yue and Shen Min were on the side, silently putting away the membership card.

They are 'blessed', they can't enjoy this treatment, and this membership card is still very needed.

When can I be lucky enough to be more than Xu Hao Wang, so that I can get rid of the shackles of the membership card and incarnate the real 'what identity you are and what identity I have'.

Of course, Su Yue tried to summarize her mental state, and she felt that these two goods were.

"Ah Q spirit?"

She muttered, always feeling that Xu Hao Wang Chao was lying to herself.

"What is the stinky girl muttering!?"

Xu Hao rubbed her head, pinched the flesh of her cheek, and didn't think much about it.

"Gone, back."

"Oooh. Okay! ”

The four of them walked towards the outside of the detention center collectively, and along the way, all the police officers gave a 'attention salute'.

Of course, they are not dying, they are not separated, they are afraid of meeting again, and refreshing the CD triggers the bond.

Along the way, we stopped and chatted about what we didn't have.

Of course, most of the topics are on Wang Chao, and Xu Hao intentionally or unintentionally asked Wang Chao to recall whether he had protected others when he was a child.

"Chaozi, did you ever be a hero like Zhao Rui when you were a child?"

Xu Hao said inadvertently, making Shen Min's face pale, but he didn't interrupt, looking at Wang Chao expectantly.

"Yes, which man didn't pick up the 'big sword' on the side of the road when he was a child, and he had no head for ten miles of rape."

Wang Chao didn't notice anything.

"Who have you protected?" Su Yue added a mouth beside her.

"Yes."

Wang Chao pondered, as if thinking about someone, which made the two people around him frown.

This is impressive!?

It's good to have an impression, and it won't be a little uncomfortable to accept things later!

But the next moment, Wang Chao silenced the two.

"But it was when I was a kid, when I was in elementary school."

Wang Chao scratched his head, and a few hairs fell.

"My head is hot, and I give a little boy a hero, although I was beaten very badly, but I gained a good buddy."

"At that time, the two of us played every day, what was farther than anyone peeing, stealing chickens and touching dogs, and digging birds' nests on trees, but unfortunately after going to school, I didn't see him."

Xu Hao: ???

Good buddy?

Stealing chickens and dogs, digging birds' nests in trees?

Also TM pees farther than anyone!?

Xu Hao moved his lips, he glanced at Shen Min, who was blushing but also a little stunned, and then at Wang Chao, who was full of doubts.

I wanted to speak for a long time, and finally, all the information made a sigh and patted Wang Chao's shoulder by the way.

"Chaozi, sometimes, my admiration for you is described as amazing!"

Although in the eighties and nineties, girls with short hair in the countryside did not wear skirts and were indeed the same as tomboys.

But this thing can be farther than the girl who pees

Although it was unconscious, Xu Hao still expressed extreme admiration.

Originally, he thought that hyperons were thoughts influenced by external factors, so brain circuits were like this.

But for now.

This kid was born!

Unless Shen Min is a man himself, he went to the Lying Elephant Country and came back to repay his buddies.

True, realistic, cool for buddies.

But unrealistic.

"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be!" Wang Chao hurriedly said modestly.

He also thought that it was his heroic behavior of saving his buddies when he was a child, which made Xu Hao admire.

Of course, I do admire, but the point of admiration is different.

Cross-channel chat, but that's it!

"Let's go, let's go! Brother Min! ”

Su Yue laughed and lay on Shen Min's back, she and Shen Min had become good sisters in the past two days.

"Oh no, it's Sister Min!"

"What do you say?"

Shen Min blushed, she wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, and the fact that she was farther away than the boy was now known by others

But there is good news.

At least she knew why Wang Chao didn't remember her.

After all, when you see a beautiful girl, you will subconsciously think that this is your good buddy's man

It's a bit perverted indeed!

Of course, gay men are not among them.

"Have you ever wondered if you, a good buddy, will repay you when you grow up?"

On the way back, Xu Hao wanted to do something and asked again.

"For example, if you are deformed, come back and deal with you."

Wang Chao: ???

"I'm grass, Brother Hao, what the hell are you talking about!"

Wang Chao's face was full of horror, he felt that the brother he recognized was so perverted.

"Although the wonderful relationship between the two of us is already very unscientific, what you said is enough to be invincible and unreasonable, and there is no logic at all!"

"Superons are about logic, but reality doesn't need logic."

Xu Hao said with a smile, unable to reply to Wang Chao's direct words.

Indeed, sometimes with the blessing of luck and brain pumping, some operations are really outrageous.

For example, the Ice Warrior, with 'ice cubes' in his mouth, comforts his younger brother with his left hand, holds a gun in his right hand, and fires two guns at the same time, without the restraint of pants, and repels more than a dozen Fo Bole on the street

Another example is an aunt who wants to steal a Christmas tree from a supermarket by stuffing it from her lower body, but the Christmas tree is two meters high

There are also Demo Genius, Splatoon Woman, Nut Warrior, Kitten Killer.

Logic, there is no logic at all, and some only have the word 'brain pumping'.

"Brother Hao, it's impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Wang Chao made the last struggle, he smacked his tongue, and a palpitation came.

Xu Hao smiled, didn't say anything, glanced at the destination he walked to, and said:

"Okay, don't leave the hotel today, let my colleagues in Florida Province be shocked, and wait for someone to inform us to leave tomorrow."

"Eat words. Find an errand runner and let him buy what he wants to eat when the time comes. ”

Xu Hao said, and Wang Chao and the others agreed.

Outside the hotel, it is estimated that there are already plain clothes.

It's not a prisoner, it's a policeman, a citizen.

As soon as the two of them leave the hotel, they will be alerted, and the location and speed of the two will be reported on the walkie-talkie at any time.

Save some effort, and it will be better for them to be heartfelt.

"In other words, if you go abroad, will this bond take effect?"

When he arrived at the room, Xu Hao sat on the soft bed, groping his chin and thinking.

He has now tried to control the bonds, make them appear as he wants, and then maximize the benefits!

For example, run to the island of the sun and walk around the volcano every day, if the bond is triggered

A volcano erupted, the earth's crust shook, revealing a few corpses, and it was not possible.

Or, take a boat to Ying-chan, encounter a typhoon, and go with the typhoon.

If that happens

Weapons of the Law of Cause and Effect!

Xu Hao felt that if this was really done, Yan Huang Guo would be able to have one more weapon with a very high deterrent rate.

Of course, the premise is that the bond is not only effective for the people of Yan and Huang.

When the time comes, it will only target the Yanhuang Kingdom

If it is discovered, there is a high probability that it will be kidnapped for genetic experiments, and hyperons will not be spared.

"Hehe, Mr. Xu, your girlfriend is so ruthless that she dares to leave you here alone."

A crisp, but somewhat obscene voice interrupted Xu Hao's train of thought.

Xu Hao looked back and saw that it was Su Yue, who had just closed the door, and was smiling evilly at this time, pretending to undress and walking towards him over and over again.

Good guys, cosplay!?

Xu Hao raised his eyebrows, he felt that this girl might have forgotten the 'bloody' lesson.

Sure enough, women don't remember to eat!

That's it

Watch and hit!

Xu Hao pounced on a hungry tiger and took this little girl in his arms.

Su Yue realized that she had played away again, her eyes widened, and she grinned and wanted to run, but she couldn't run away.

"Ahh

"Then I'll be respectful and obey my fate!"

Su Yue: ???

Late at night, Xu Hao sat by the window, and he felt that his brain was clear, as if he had touched the realm of Shakyamuni's thoughts.

What is the origin of the universe?

Who am I? Where am I going? Did you live in the past and the present?

Questions echoed in his mind, and after a moment, Xu Hao knew what he was going to do.

That is.,.

"It's time for this dog's day."

Xu Hao brought the computer, looked at the screen and sighed, sometimes, he wants to fool Su Yue to invest and make an AI that can code words, but unfortunately, the network is deformed, let alone the AI that can code words.

He recalled in his mind the time he had confronted Zhao Rui before, and after a while, the keyboard that came with the notebook was pressed.

Foreword: The 'Hero' case.

May 13, 1993, Weather: Sunny.

Location: Dragon City

"Students, what is your dream?"

A voice rang out from the delicate thatched hut, carried by butterflies, weaving through the silk threads of the sun, far away.

This thatched hut is a school.

"I want to be a scientist and study bombs!"

"I want to be a teacher like you, and then teach my mom to read."

"I think. As a soldier, after I became a soldier, no one would dare to bully me! ”

"I want to be a doctor, my grandfather just doesn't have money to see a doctor, if I were a doctor, I wouldn't need money!"

Chirping, childish voices sounded.

The teacher has a gentle temperament, does not care about noisy sounds, and is still very tolerant of lively children.

"Not bad, Xiao Ming, the bomb requires a lot of knowledge, if you don't study now, how to make a bomb in the future?"

"Yingzi, you can be a teacher now, what the teacher teaches you during the day, how to teach your mother at night, and of course, teach your father too"

“.”

The teacher called them one by one, and replied one by one, and there was light in the eyes of the children who were being said, and their dark and shining eyes looked very innocent.

Suddenly, a small voice sounded.

"I want to be a hero"

Swordsman?

The teacher was stunned, and he glanced down.

The voice was somewhat unfamiliar, and he had never heard such a voice in this village classroom of thirty-two students.

Window?

He looked out the window, and there was no one there.

After looking at it for a long time and not finding the owner of the voice, the teacher thought that he was hallucinating, picked up the teaching rod, pointed to the blackboard, and looked down.

"Okay, students, let's learn this ancient poem"

In an instant, thirty-three eyes turned to the blackboard.

"I'm going to be a hero!"

The voice rang out, and this time no one heard.

The butterflies outside the window fell, as if they were carrying more things.

I'm ready to apologize

After the tenth, the last recommendation, if it can reach 6,000, prepare women's clothes to apologize

It's kind of making up for the plot and not thinking about QAQ

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