Chapter 107: Night, Bedroom, An Imaginary Kiss

I had seen Yin Zaji dress up before in the middle of summer, and it was all done within ten minutes. Who knew that when it was her turn, she had been tossing for two days, and she hadn't chosen what clothes to wear.

That night, when Yin Zaji left with his suitcase satisfied, Midsummer Solstice was also taken away for the last breath of anger, and the whole person was deflated on the bed.

She rolled helplessly around on the bed, Jiang Han admired it at the door for a while, and knocked on the door with a smile, "Are you still alive?" ”

Midsummer Solstice found out that he was peeking and didn't get up. She buried her face in the quilt, and her voice was a little muffled:

"When Jiji first started live broadcasting, he had to try on dozens of clothes after a live broadcast. I always thought it was a very simple thing, but today I realized that it was really difficult.

I'm just trying on clothes, and she's going to adjust her makeup. Sure enough, no one succeeds casually. ”

Jiang Han sat on the edge of her bed, "I thought you would be troublesome and scolding." You really favor Yin Zaghi. ”

"Am I the kind of person who doesn't reason?"

Midsummer Solstice took a pillow and threw it at him, "What are you looking for me." ”

"I want to play with you, can't I?" Jiang Han picked her up, "Get up, you have to take another class."

You want me to teach you how to talk to people, remember. ”

Midsummer Solstice was pulled up from the bed by him, and said unhappily: "He said he wanted to play with me, but he taught me a lesson." ”

"And say that you are reasonable." Jiang Han asked her to do it on the bed, took out a gold-rimmed glasses from her pocket and put them on: "Don't worry, the teacher's class is very simple, and you will definitely learn it as soon as you learn it." ”

Gold-rimmed glasses are diode properties that automatically divide people into two types:

If you don't look good, you will become a mediocre teaching director, and if you look good when you wear it, you will evolve into an abstinent handsome guy.

Jiang Han is obviously the latter.

Midsummer Solstice looked up at him and took out his mobile phone a little shyly: "Can I take pictures?" ”

Jiang Han's biggest advantage is that he is handsome and self-aware, and he immediately understands the idea of the midsummer solstice.

He pushed down his glasses with one hand, bent down slightly, put his face close to the midsummer solstice, and asked solemnly: "Duck head, fascinated by me?" ”

He really just wanted to be funny. He thought that Midsummer Solstice would roll his eyes back or retch, but he didn't expect that Midsummer Solstice would nod.

Midsummer thought that she might have been blinded by dirty things, even if Jiang Han brushed herself with a layer of oil, she thought he was very handsome.

This was a too unfamiliar emotion, she was stunned for a moment, not knowing what to do next, so she had to look at Jiang Han, expecting him to give her a hint.

Although no one found out, Jiang Han was actually jealous of Martini. Not because he has the ability to make money, but because of the intimacy between him and Yin Zaghi.

They are all nameless and undivided people, why should the old horse. He and Yin Zaji have stuck to the adult channel, and he and Midsummer Solstice are always on CCTV17, much like the relationship between a breeder and a big animal.

Jiang Han originally felt that the days were still long, so there was no need to worry. But with Martini as a comparison, he was so angry that he couldn't sleep all night, so jealous that he wanted to bite him.

Now, he suddenly discovered that Midsummer Solstice did not seem to rule out that the two had a different relationship.

He was pleasantly surprised, and forced himself to calm down.

He analyzed the current posture of the two and felt that the next most reasonable action was for him to kiss her.

But no.

The time is not right, it's night. The location is not right, they are in the boudoir of the midsummer solstice. The characters are also wrong, the two of them are boyfriend and girlfriend who broke up, although they are familiar, they still have no proper relationship.

At this time, the kiss is very offensive and irresponsible.

Jiang Han calmly took a step back and coughed lightly: "That, even if you pat the teacher's ass, the teacher will not let you pass the assessment casually." ”

That disappointment came again.

Midsummer Solstice is a person with very low desires, she rarely wants anything urgently, and she is rarely disappointed.

However, when facing Jiang Han recently, she always experienced this emotion from time to time.

She slapped her mobile phone into Jiang Han's arms, "Take ten photos for me, otherwise I won't learn." ”

Jiang Han will do this question.

He had seen Midsummer Solstice teach Millet and Qiuqiu to do homework, and the two imps always threatened Midsummer Solstice with the sentence 'You have to give me something, or I won't write'.

Midsummer Solstice's answer has never changed, always "Do you like to write or not, and the person who is scolded is not me".

Jiang Han listened too much, and this answer almost blurted out, but fortunately, he reacted quickly and shut up in time.

It's dangerous. He was very glad that I would have been scolded otherwise.

He scratched his head at the camera for a while, and finally returned the phone to Midsummer Solstice.

For some reason, the midsummer solstice is even more unhappy.

Jiang Han was extremely aggrieved, you know, he wanted to peek at Midsummer Solstice's mobile phone, but in order to let Midsummer Solstice dissipate his anger quickly, he returned the phone to her after filming.

Midsummer Solstice hastily looked at his photos and tried to hand him the phone again: "You, don't you need to edit pictures or something?" ”

"No, I'm flawless."

Jiang Han was very confident in his face and photography skills, and refused the midsummer solstice.

So, he didn't know that there were many photos of him in the Midsummer Solstice album.

He cooks, feeds the horses, pets the cats, and waters the flowers...... They were all secretly taken on the midsummer solstice.

She's been secretly filming for a while.

Forget it, there's still a lot of time, let's talk about it slowly in the future.

Midsummer Zhi cursed with his face, threw the phone back on the bed, and said angrily: "Aren't you going to class!" ”

"Horses, horses." Jiang Han hurriedly pushed his glasses and began to read the memo: "You, what do you want?"

I mean, after meeting the owner of 'Jiang's Food', do you want to talk to him about business cooperation, or do you want to have a relationship with him-"

Midsummer Zhi replied: "I just let him know that the books and computers he donated are not wasted." ”

"It's an easy problem to solve." Jiang Han snapped his fingers, "Is there any stronger evidence than you?" As long as you stand in front of him, you can prove it. ”

Midsummer Solstice thought about it and felt that he had a point. She was no longer angry, and asked with a smile, "This is what you are going to teach me?" Teacher, your course is too watery. ”

"Who said that?" Jiang Han was not convinced, "There is something else to teach you as a teacher."

I've seen the invitations, and the event offers a buffet, right?

Do you know buffet etiquette? ”

On the midsummer solstice, I only know that I am full, and I never know that there is a buffet and etiquette.

Jiang Han got up proudly and went to the bathroom to get her towel to demonstrate:

"A better restaurant with a napkin on the table. Once you're seated, fold the napkin in half and place it on your lap. If you leave on the way, fold the napkin slightly and place it on a chair. When you leave after eating, the napkin should be placed on the table, not neatly folded, but not too open. ”

He pointed to the glass again:

"If you add food and drinks along the way, use new plates and glasses. Place the finished plate on the left and wait for the waiter to collect it.

The order in which the food is picked up is from left to right, especially when taking the sauce, be sure to follow it. ”

……

Jiang Han also said a lot of rules, and he listened to the midsummer solstice. She concluded: "Sure enough, as soon as people are full, they will be idle and have nothing to do. ”

Jiang Han corrected her, "You change your mind, maybe everyone works together to create an elegant dining environment." ”

"That's right." Midsummer Solstice praised him, "Teacher, very knowledgeable." ”

Jiang Han sighed again, "That's it, do you think anyone can be a teacher?" I'm—"

He would like to say that he spent a lot of time preparing for classes.

But he didn't.

Those dining etiquettes were in his head, and they popped up without even thinking about it, just like his daily routine.

Jiang Han only found out what was wrong at this time, what kind of life did I live before, eating high-end buffet every day?

Seeing that he didn't speak, Midsummer Solstice asked curiously, "What are you?" ”

Jiang Han temporarily put aside his doubts and replied, "I'm Jiang Jiuxia." ”