Chapter 141: Why Choose Me to Be Your Boyfriend
What kind of problem is this?
Sheng Xia Zhi is a sincere temper, and he told the truth: "At that time, you were the only amnesiac patient in the hospital. ”
Of course, this is not the answer Jiang Han wants to hear.
He took a deep breath and pulled out a smile again, "I mean, did you fall in love with me at first sight on the yacht and took a fancy to my beauty and body, so-"
Midsummer Solstice looked at him indescribably, "You stay away from the sea, save your brain and enter the water again." ”
She firmly defended her innocence, "Seriously, I just find you annoying on a yacht. You remember, you pushed me into the sea. ”
Jiang Han knew that he was at a loss, so he quickly apologized, "I'm sorry." That day, my dad scolded me in public for being brainless, and I heard you say the same thing about me again, and I ...... impulsively, in short, I'm sorry. ”
Midsummer Solstice had forgotten the details of that day, but she was sure that she had never scolded Jiang Han.
She asked, "Are you mistaken, I can't have scolded you." I had a crush on you before you pushed me into the sea. ”
Jiang Han seemed to have caught the pigtail of the midsummer solstice, and said in surprise: "Look at you, I said that you fell in love with me at first sight on the yacht." ”
Midsummer Solstice sighed, "You sober up, I have a good impression of people who don't hate me." ”
"I don't believe you when you say angry words." Jiang Han's attitude was firm, "Otherwise, why don't you take someone else and take me home." ”
Midsummer Zhi suspects that he is evil, and he has to find evidence that he has a crush on him. She could only emphasize: "I took you home because it was the tourist season in the town, there were not enough hospital beds, and I lacked someone to help me with housework and farm work."
…… Of course, you're really good-looking, and I need someone to pretend to be my boyfriend. ”
Jiang Han used the previous reason as an excuse, and decided that the last one was the real reason, and the midsummer solstice was secretly in love with him, and his smile became more and more proud.
Midsummer Solstice was too lazy to speak, glanced at him, grabbed his legs, and tried to climb ashore.
Jiang Han hurriedly grabbed her waist and half-pulled and half-hugged her ashore.
Back at the melon shed, Midsummer Solstice wanted to see Jiang Han's circle of friends, and found that he didn't have his WeChat. She called up her WeChat account and motioned for Jiang Han to add herself.
She complained, "You added the whole village, why didn't you add me." ”
Jiang Han finished adding her friends, thought about it, and changed the remark to 'this summer'. He said as he typed, "You didn't take the initiative to add me. ”
Midsummer Zhi said: "I don't have your contact information. ”
"You have." Jiang Han put away his mobile phone, snatched the midsummer solstice, and changed his remarks to 'the most handsome guy in the world'.
In fact, he wanted to be called a 'pre-boyfriend', and he was worried about offending the midsummer solstice, so he gave up after hitting 'y'.
He thought that in the future, let Midsummer Solstice change it himself.
He returned his phone and said seriously, "If you want to contact me, you will definitely be able to find me." ”
Midsummer Solstice had no problem with the name, she whispered, "I thought you didn't want to see me." ”
Jiang Han sighed softly: "Maybe you have already found out, but I still have to officially inform you once." I'll never be mad at you.
- Uh, it's still going to be angry when you're angry, but I'm not going to go unanswered. Even if I'm angry to death, I'll answer your phone, at most I won't talk to you.
Why are you looking at me like this, I can't talk nonsense just to coax you. ”
Midsummer Solstice is a little speechless, and a little moved. She clicked on the circle of friends and found the photo sent by Jiang Han: Midsummer morning is always indescribably beautiful
Below, Lei was shocked and commented: If you don't come back, you two will eat paste in the morning.
Some people, it's not for nothing that they're single.
Put away the phone in the middle of summer, "Is midsummer only beautiful in the morning?" ”
Jiang Han pretended not to understand and teased her: "But I only talked about the morning of midsummer, and the rest of the time was too hot." ”
Midsummer Solstice glanced at him, "Go home and eat the paste." ”
Jiang Han smiled and followed her, gently bumping her shoulder, "Every day in midsummer is so beautiful." But do you know which day is the most beautiful? ”
Midsummer Solstice glanced at him and motioned for him to continue.
Jiang Han pretended to clear his throat and said loudly: "It's the day of midsummer." ”
Midsummer Solstice quietly turned his head to the other side, trying not to let Jiang Han find out what he was in at this time.
Jiang Han strode forward and put his head in front of her, "Dr. Xiao Xia, you smile well, open, heart, oh." ”
On the way back, the two met several villagers one after another. Everyone was very happy to see Jiang Han, asked him if his body had recovered, and said that in order to celebrate his return to the small village, they would hold a welcome banquet.
Jiang Han didn't want to toss everyone, but was stopped by the midsummer solstice. Sheng Xia Zhi said: "Okay, go back and discuss the time with Ms. Liu and inform everyone." ”
Waiting for everyone to leave, Jiang Han was curious: "It's not that you don't like this kind of occasion." ”
"Recently, the sea opened, and everyone got together to eat seafood." Midsummer solstice is a little worried: "In a few days, the nuclear contaminated water will be discharged into the sea, and the cost of eating seafood will be high." ”
Jiang Han helped her analyze, "In fact, not only seafood, but also the tourism industry will be affected-"
For the rest of the journey, the two have been scolding the irresponsible government of country X.
The two of them came back in time, and the soup had not yet become a pulp.
At breakfast, the midsummer solstice peeked at Jiang Han's circle of friends.
Jiang Han's circle of friends did not post as much as he imagined, most of them were complaining about work and bosses, and occasionally there were a few family photos taken when the family was on vacation.
Midsummer Solstice said, "I thought you would post a lot of selfies. ”
"I'm right across from you, just look up to see my handsome face." Jiang Han reminded her: "You go forward, I sent a lot of posts in college."
- Eh, what's the matter with your classmate, why did you post photos of sweet potatoes, potato seeds and corn when you were in college, this is too unpretentious? What about your own? ”
"How can there only be potatoes, obviously there are chickens, sheep, pigs and cows." Midsummer Zhi said: "You also turn forward, it seems that it was a sophomore or a junior, Xiaoman was an independent gelding for the first time, and we took a photo with her souvenirs." ”
"It's early in the morning, I don't want to see it." Jiang Han said, having found the photo.
The midsummer solstice in the photo is full of childishness, the hair is longer than now, and the complexion is the same dark, it seems that it is indeed not tanned.
Zheng Xiaoman has not changed much.
The two girls pointed to the two lumps of flesh in front of them, and Jiang Han was very painful to see.
His tone unconsciously became respectful, "Haven't you participated in many top seminars, why don't you take a photo to commemorate it?" ”
Midsummer Solstice looked at him blankly: "Who will take a commemorative picture of the place where they are studying." ”
Before the words fell, she flipped to a photo of Jiang Han when she was in college.
This is a selfie, Jiang Han's face occupies most of the frame, and there is a blackboard behind it. The caption of the photo reads:
The fifth time I took a calculus class, I only slept for forty minutes, and I was awesome.
Midsummer solstice: ......
Jiang Han: ......
Life at Jianghan University is indeed colorful: horseback diving, combat racing, skydiving, bars and clubs, and a drunken gold fan.
Jiang Han hurriedly played a round for himself, "It's over, it's all over, who can not order it." ”
Midsummer Solstice looked at him speechlessly, and before he could say anything, a photo popped up.
Looking at it for a few seconds on the midsummer solstice, I took the phone far and closer, zoomed in and out.
"What are you looking at?" Jiang Han leaned over curiously, and when he looked at the things in the photo, he almost screamed: "This is not-"
"It's not!" Midsummer Zhi immediately interrupted him, "At first, I thought it was the WS man who stole my brother's mobile phone number and sent me a selfie of Ding Ding, but I have identified that this is actually a radish." ”
That's right, this thing is a radish grown in the third autumn.
He begged for the best and most resistant seeds here on the midsummer solstice, and he shone the lamp and the mulch, and tossed out a white radish the size of a girl's thumb.
The industry paraquat lives up to its name.
Sheng Sanqiu called and cried: "Sister, what should I do, can I still farm." ”
Midsummer Zhi comforted him, "Don't worry, you can do as I arranged." ”
Sheng Sanqiu asked blankly: "I'm sorry sister, I've forgotten what you said to me." ”
Midsummer sighed, "Sanqiu, remember, you must wait for winter before devoting yourself to agriculture, but don't beat my experimental melon." ”