In the live broadcast room, a player named "Innocent Big Female Monkey" is controlling the game character to slash the enemy defense tower, and every time he slashes the earpiece, a powerful female voice comes out: "Eighty!" ”

[I have a bold guess, this guest may be a game streamer? 】

[So what is this game streamer showing us?] Was she clumsy and heroic in the way she was guided by a novice? 】

[I guess the program team put the wrong link, just go to a certain blog and ask.] 】

In the midst of suspicion, the defense tower broke, and Shi Nian finally finished the novice guidance and took the time to glance at the barrage.

"You don't have to ask the program team, the link is not wrong, I am a female guest who loves to talk."

"Don't ask me who I am, I don't know you if I ask, it hurts my feelings."

"My game technology dish? Count you kid has a vision, I not only play the game to play vegetables, but also like to eat vegetables, see that your little cabbage is very smart, come over and give my sister a bite. ”

The barrage question mark is more dense.

[This sister came out of a mental hospital, right? 】

[It doesn't feel normal, I'm not sure, let's see.] 】

[It's a little crazy, it's my dish, hohoo hahaha (the smile gradually becomes perverted)]

After answering a few questions briefly, Shi Nian ignored the barrage, picked up his mobile phone and concentrated on playing the game.

She plays a popular 5V5 unfair tower pushing game, which she hasn't played before, but she knows it very well.

Because of the future in her dream, in order to snatch the game endorsement from Xu Sheng, she didn't go out for three months behind closed doors, and she worked hard to practice her game skills, and her thumb almost rubbed her bald skin.

In the end, the technique is practiced at home, but the endorsement ...... It didn't have a dime to do with her from beginning to end.

Now, it doesn't matter if you speak for it or not, the main thing is to experience the fun of pushing the tower.

Before the official game, Shi Nian first filled the account with a little money and arranged the heroes and skins that should be there.

After all, in reality, she is so extravagant that she eats forty grilled sausages at a time, how can it be justified if she doesn't have a few beautiful clothes in the game?

Entering the hero selection interface, Krypton player Shi took the lead in locking the most expensive hero in the whole game, Wu Zetian, and confidently opened the microphone: "The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty are all gathered here, but why no one dares to speak?" Where are the generals? ”

There was silence in the game for a few seconds, and then there was a burst of obscene laughter, and the players on the third floor laughed wildly after opening the microphone, like a goose that had been choked by the throat, and everyone was about to lose their breath with laughter.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Where did this come, I laughed to death, hehehe...... What does Your Majesty command? ”

Shi Nian said in a passionate voice: "Choose a nurse for me, as long as you can protect me from death, I will ensure that you will be prosperous and wealthy for the rest of your life, and you will have no worries about food and clothing!" ”

The silent fourth-floor player chose a nurse in seconds when he heard this, and left the third floor in the live broadcast room to scream: "Your Majesty, the old thief on the fourth floor robbed the hero of the minister!" Your Majesty, please punish the milk thief severely! ”

At the end, there is also a chest-beating cry.

“……”

At this time, the second floor who returned from the disconnection interjected: "The nurse doesn't have it, but I have a daddy, Your Majesty, can you eat three dishes and one soup by playing daddy to protect you?" ”

Shi Nian: "Yes, the bench legs are full three times a day!" ”

"Bench legs, I love to eat! Daddy locked! "The second floor quickly locked Daddy Bian Que.

The third floor thought about it, and then chose the hero Zhang Fei, who could add a shield, and the outsider on the fifth floor silently chose the shooter Luban No. 7.

At the beginning of the game, Shi Nian controlled Wu Zetian to clear the soldiers in the middle lane, and was slapped in the ear by Xiao Qiao in the middle of the opposite side, and said angrily: "The opposite side dares to invade my Tang territory, General Zhang Yide charges me!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey...... General Zhang Yide rushed, hey, General Zhang Yide sacrificed! ”

Finally cleared the line, Shi Nian was ready to go to the wild area next door to steal three wild boars to satisfy his hunger.

A big fireball smashed, and half of the blood was gone, so frightened that she slapped the table and screamed: "Escort! General Zhang Yide escort! Nurse escort! ”

"Hey, hey...... The minister's rescue is late, please rest in peace Your Majesty! ”

"Hey, hey, hey, the minister is sacrificing again...... Your Majesty, the minister wants to denounce the nurse for hiding poison in her milk, with sinister intentions, and the crime cannot be punished! ”

"Come on, drag it out and wait for the dog's head! ...... Escort! Escort! ”

"Hey, hey......, hey,

The players on the third floor laughed like crazy, and the live broadcast room also laughed like crazy.

[Hehehe, it's confirmed, there's definitely something wrong with this sister. 】

[Heh, interesting woman, it's my dish, come over and let Hongu take a bite.] 】

[Datang is dead, stop playing games, show your face quickly, let me see where you are a cow and horse, no, where is sacred. 】

[Three minutes, I want to know all about this woman.] 】

[Report to the president, his subordinates have checked the entertainment industry and the anchor circle, and they have not found any such crazy person. 】

[Intensify efforts and continue to investigate!] 】

This year's netizens have nothing else, and their bones are harder than steel.

Don't show your face? Don't confess? Oh, I want to know who you are!

A domineering missing person notice spread from the live broadcast room of Shi Nian to the comment area of Aitanguan's Weibo, and then ...... The live broadcast rooms of other guests also fell, and they once rushed to the hot search list in the middle.

The whole network is looking for the woman who only hears her voice and doesn't see her, and with the burning of curiosity, the number of viewers in Shi Nian's live broadcast room has also risen, soaring from four figures at the beginning to seven figures.

The person concerned has no idea about all this, and is still conscientiously manipulating the game characters to save her stormy Tang Empire.

"General Zhang Yide, General Lu Ban, you must hold on, the life and death of Datang depends on the two generals!"

"Tell Your Majesty, the enemy's firepower is too fierce, and the minister can't hold on, ah, the minister is sacrificing again!"

Eventually, the two generals collapsed in front of the spring, the crystal exploded, and the game was greeted with a cold voice announcement: "Defeat".

General Luban quit the game indignantly, and couldn't help but drop four words before leaving: "A group of crazy critics." ”

“……”

Shi Nian looked at the barrage and educated netizens earnestly: "Trouble all players to have a little game morality, don't be idle and open a small fried fish, and leave a way for real novice players to live." ”

When the words fell, he noticed the number of viewers above the live broadcast room, and one eye became two big.

"Frog fun, what a lot of people! You're crazy, aren't you? What's so nice about playing a game? ”

Barrage Brush:

[Don't talk nonsense, show your face, and report yourself. ] 】

[Is it ugly and afraid to see people? ] It's okay, I've seen all kinds of demons and monsters, just shoot at my eyes! 】

[Woman, give you three seconds, and if you don't confess, I will blow up your live broadcast room! ] 】

But who is Shi Nian?

She is harder than all netizens combined!

"You want me to show my face, don't you? Hey, I don't have the ability to hit me along the network cable! ”

Netizen: Made, so angry!

When the two parties were at a stalemate, a netizen named "Xia Xia is not short of money" broke the deadlock.

[Show your face, my aunt will give you a gift, and my aunt is not short of money. 】

Shi Nian raised his eyebrows, "Really?" I don't believe it, unless you brush up on ten carnivals first. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the live broadcast room was occupied by gift special effects.

Ten carnivals, neatly and neatly, blew up the audience in other live broadcast rooms on the platform.