Chapter 18 Shi Nian, don't force me to bury you on the spot
"What's the matter, you don't allow others to have dreams?"
Shi Nian pursed his lips and retorted, and when he raised his head, he was caught off guard and crashed into his bright smiling eyes.
The beautiful peach blossom eyes were slightly raised, and the light between the pupils of the eyes flickered, like thousands of broken stars falling into the Milky Way, which was very beautiful.
Shi Nian swallowed his saliva involuntarily and changed his words: "It's okay not to be a bodyguard, go to KTV, my sister must order you every day." β
Ji Yu's eyes narrowed, and the air around him was a little colder:
"Shi Nian, don't force me to bury you on the spot."
"Just kidding, don't be angry."
Shi Nian laughed and laughed, took off the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose at the speed of light, turned his head and ran.
As a result, I ran too quickly and didn't look at the road, and I tripped over the bamboo shoots that had just emerged, and the whole person flew out.
"Wow, ......"
At the critical moment, Shi Nian first came to Duan Peking Opera to open his voice, and then the dog jumped over the wall in a hurry, no, he was in a hurry, and grabbed the corner of Ji Yu's clothes and braked suddenly.
In the end, the car braked, but the clothes were not saved.
I only heard a "zila" sound, the shirt was torn, the buttons flew, and the ascetic beautiful man turned into a country muscular hunk.
Shi Nian shook his head, shook off the shirt buttons that had collapsed on his face, and then opened his eyes, and he saw several tight, toned and smooth abdominal muscles.
is like a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs that have just come out of the pot and are still steaming, waving to her with a bewitching posture and seducing her to commit crimes.
The camera brother zoomed in on the camera very well, and gave a close-up of Ji Yu's abdominal muscles and Shi Nian's three-point bewildered and seven-point intoxicated expression, which caused a barrage of screams:
[Ahhhh γ
[I'm the bed, I've already made it, don't grind the two of you, lie down and do something, be intense, I love to watch!! γ
[Shi Nian, can you do it? No, I'm ready [color] [color] [lick screen]]
"Is it pretty?"
A man's teasing voice sounded overhead.
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Shi Nian woke up like a dream, and suddenly straightened up and distanced himself from him.
The man ripped off the corner of his coat to cover the scenery in front of him, and asked with a smile:
"What about you?"
Shi Nian's lips opened and closed, held it for a long time, and finally resolved the embarrassment with wit:
"Good-look-ah, you smile so beautifully, like a spring flower, blowing away all your troubles and all your sorrows......"
ββ¦β¦β
Sure enough, the dog couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth, and Shi Nian couldn't spit out human words in his mouth.
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At seven o'clock that night, this chaotic stewed feast jointly produced by Shi Nian and Ji Yu came to a perfect end.
How do you evaluate it?
Except that it looks a bit like pig food and tastes mediocre, there is nothing wrong with it.
After the meal, the eight guests gathered in the living room and began to have most of the part that most of the love dramas have: night talk.
However, the program team obviously wants to make trouble, and the topic chosen is very perverted - talk about the predecessors that we talked about in those years.
The first to speak was Song Xinyou, who was sitting on her lap, smiling gently and reservedly: "I'm sorry, I don't have an ex, I just came of age last year, and my parents don't let me fall in love." β
After that, he turned his head to look at Xu Sheng, who was sitting next to him, "Sister Xu Sheng should have it, right?" When I was in middle school, I often saw my sister's news in gossip magazines, and I didn't expect to have the opportunity to talk about this with my sister in person, which was really an honor for me. β
Oh, there's a good show!
Shi Nian, who was wandering outside the world, heard these words with rich connotations, immediately straightened his back, pricked up his ears, and sat down to eat melons and prepare.
Jiang Wanqiao next to her was in the same spirits as her, her eyes were round, for fear of missing the tearing scene of grabbing her hair and pulling her ears.
The barrage is also scolding:
[Are some upside-down women sick? Didn't Sheng Sheng just refuse the invitation of your peers in the afternoon and do this at night? Who is disgusting? γ
[I've seen someone who is brave enough to chase love, but I've never seen someone who is in a hurry to be a three, I don't want to have a partner, I want to rub Lu Shuai, I don't know if Lu Shuai and Sheng Sheng are a couple? ] γ
[She wants to partner with Ji Yu, the key is to have a chance, just Ji Yu's cold face, who dares to stick it up. ] γ
[Internet celebrities are Internet celebrities, and they will never be on the stage! ] Shengsheng, let's ignore this kind of toad who rubs the heat! γ
Faced with Song Xinyou's unfriendly question, Xu Sheng elegantly brushed his hair and replied with a smile:
"Sister Xinyou doesn't mix in the entertainment industry, you may not know that there are a lot of news in gossip magazines that are chasing the wind, and you can't believe it.
I'd love to talk about this topic as well, but I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to talk about it from my personal experience. β
That's what disguised denial means.
Lu Youchuan also jumped out to help her explain: "Sheng Sheng is the most dedicated actor I have ever worked with, and on the set, she usually only talks about work and nothing else."
Unlike some people, they treat acting as a child's play, don't want to improve their business, and focus on their children's love. β
[Knock it, knock it! ] Lu Youchuan, you really love, as soon as your wife is bullied, you jump out, you can't see your wife suffer a little grievance, right? γ
[Mom, it's so sweet, it's too sweet...... Woo woo, please lock this little couple immediately, I swallowed the key, and you don't want to be in your life! γ
[Knock CP pause, I am more concerned about who are some of the people in Lu Youchuan's mouth, the small bench is in place, is there anyone handing melons? ] γ
Some people themselves, Shi Nian, are full of question marks at the moment.
The legs of his seventh uncle and grandfather and four aunts!
Don't turn around and scold her for not being able to live, right?
"You're all done, aren't you? When I'm done, I'll say it! β
Shi Nian slapped the empty potato chip bag he had just eaten on the table, became angry, and shouted:
"You don't have an ex, I have! Not only am I an ex, my ex is not an ordinary person! β
Zhou Shiyuan, who was leisurely eating melons on the side, was interested, and stepped forward to ask: "Then who is he?"
President of country M? Or the Prince of X? β
Shi Nian shook his head, revealing an extremely sad expression:
"No, he's not a human, he's a beast!"
Lu Youchuan's expression changed, avoiding the camera and constantly looking at Shi Nian, the meaning was obvious: You talk to me leisurely.
But Shi Nian turned a blind eye to his hints, and continued to cover his heart:
"Woo woo, it's all tears when I talk about it, my fiancΓ©, while he is hanging the title of his fiancΓ©, and at the same time he is eyebrow-raising with other women in public, you and me, and he tramples on my dignity and face.
You say, "Is such a man a beast?" β
Zhou Shiyuan nodded frantically, "What's more, a man who steps on two boats is not as good as a beast!" β
Jiang Wanqiao intimately handed over a tissue and comforted her: "Nian Nian, don't be sad, it's not worth it for such a scumbag!" β
Shi Nian took the tissue, held her soft little hand, and howled even harder:
"Woo woo, I don't want to be sad, but that scumbag won't let me go...... I couldn't bear the humiliation and took the initiative to ask him to withdraw from the marriage, guess what he said? β
"Say what?"
"He said: Oh, woman, it's your honor to let you be my fiancΓ©e, don't be ashamed!"