Chapter 33 Love Brain, Dig Wild Vegetables to Calm Down
In two sentences, the barrage exploded, and some laughed, but more than that, the fans of Xu Sheng and Lu Youchuan scolded:
[These two people are students with full marks in the lack of morality exam, right? ] Why do you keep doing such a lack of morality? Cheap or not? 】
[Sheng Sheng and Youchuan didn't offend you, what are you targeting? ] It's not good, is it? 】
[I'll scold me first for my low quality, two low-quality low-quality goods, no wonder one is single in the womb, and the other is confused through the center of the earth, all of them are in your yin! ] 】
[Lock up the, don't come to harm others! ] 】
Of course, Shi Nian's monkey monkey grandson and Ji Yu's face fans are not vegetarians:
[I got the rabies vaccine, I will go first, and if you don't remind your master to take the pot, it is a lack of morality? ] Listen to your logic, rectum leads to the brain, right? 】
[When Xiaoyuan was moving the pot in the kitchen to grab the spices, your master was watching from the side, and Lu Youchuan also took a share in the middle, and he lost his memory? If you don't have a good brain, do you blame others for not reminding you? Is someone else his father or his mother? 】
[Be polite to your master, you said that don't come to the side of the third sister; Don't come to the side, you say that people lack morality. What do you want the big female monkey to do, can't you let her knock one for you? 】
The bloody rain of the barrage did not affect the mood of the shrimp fishing group at all, and after taking a walk and eating, Shi Nian found a new job to pass the time - digging wild vegetables.
In March, it is a good time for the grass to grow and the warbler to fly, and the mountains are full of wild flowers and wild vegetables.
Looking at the clusters of green camellia in the grass, Shi Nian's genes for digging wild vegetables moved.
If the wild vegetables on the desert island in her dream were so lush, she should be able to live for half a month longer, right?
When his thoughts returned, Shi Nian took a handful of bitter tears, broke a branch casually, and excavated in situ.
Zhou Shiyuan was puzzled by this behavior, and quietly asked Ji Yu: "Sister Nian, this is ...... Not full? ”
Ji Yu: "It's also possible that you suddenly fall in love and need to dig wild vegetables to calm down." ”
After saying that, he also casually broke a branch and joined the team of digging wild vegetables.
Zhou Shiyuan stretched out his hand and called him: "What are you doing?" ”
Ji Yu raised his head, and a touch of warm sun hit his eyes through the lens, making the peach blossom eyes extraordinarily bright:
"I need to calm down too."
“?”
Zhou Shiyuan didn't understand, but as a member of the shrimp fishing team, he was embarrassed to watch and not do it:
"That'...... I'll calm down too? ”
Song Xinyou grabbed the corner of his clothes from behind, "Don't get involved, others are love brains, you don't have brains." ”
Zhou Shiyuan turned his head, twisted his eyebrows, and looked at her suspiciously, "Something is wrong, something is wrong with you." ”
Two days ago, I still said "brother", and I was full of the fragrance of green tea, how did I learn to scold people today?
Song Xinyou let go of his hand, cut his hair weakly, and when he opened his mouth again, the smell of green tea returned: "Brother~ I'm bored here alone, why don't you accompany me up the mountain to pick flowers?" ”
[Help, did this woman find that Ji Yu was not easy to mess with, so she chased Xiaoyuan instead? ] Don't! 】
[Green Tea Girl, Retreat! ] Withdraw! Withdraw! 】
[Everyone, don't shoot yet, I don't think things are quite right, is Song Xinyou acting? ] 】
[I don't understand, I won't evaluate it first, and I'll study it carefully when I'm admitted to graduate school.] 】
Although Zhou Shiyuan was not interested in picking flowers, he still reluctantly followed her, mainly because he ate too much at noon, and he was afraid that if he squatted down and lowered his head, lobsters would overflow.
After the two left, Shi Nian dug for half an hour and the wild vegetables died down.
Tired, so tired.
I didn't feel it when I dreamed, but it was really fucking hard to operate!
"Forget it, Brother Peony, let's stop digging."
Shi Nian threw away the branch and collapsed on the ground, waving his hand to beckon Ji Yu to come and sit together.
"Wait a minute."
Ji Yu glanced at her, turned around and walked to the place where the supplies were stored, turned out two bottles of mineral water, unscrewed one bottle, and handed it to her:
"Drink?"
Shi Nian raised his head, and beads of sweat fell down the bridge of his nose, which happened to slide into the lip flap, and then was illuminated by the sun, dyeing two red lips and a piece of water.
Ji Yu looked away, his heart was beating a little fast, and his hands were still a little itchy, probably because the time for digging wild vegetables was too short, and he hadn't calmed down yet.
He stuffed the mineral water into Shi Nian's hand, bent down to pick up the branches, and began to work hard again.
Shi Nian drank the water, looked at the sky and the earth idly, and finally looked at Ji Yu's small narrow waist, and his mouth couldn't stay idle:
"Why are you doing it again? It's not addictive, is it? I tell you, you have to be careful, there is a disease in this world, called - digging wild vegetable syndrome.
A man with this disease has no shortage of food or drink, and whenever he has time, he goes to the mountains to dig wild vegetables, and when others ask him why, he will hold up the trophy and proudly say, 'I am not digging wild vegetables, but spring!' It's childhood! ’
Listen to my sister's advice, there is no money to do in this industry, if you are really idle, you can go to KTV to do part-time work for the benefit of the world's sisters. ”
After listening to her passionate nonsense, Ji Yu calmed down smoothly, but his heart was cold, and his blood pressure went up:
"You know what? There is also a disease in the world, called talker syndrome, which is clinically manifested by talking too much and lacking in words. This disease is dangerous because if you are not careful, you can be killed. ”
As he spoke, he moved his strong arms.
“……”
Shi Nian shrunk into a ball and silently made a zipper movement on his mouth.
Ji Yu glanced at her extremely well-behaved appearance, unscrewed the bottle cap and drank a sip of water, sighed, and his heart was a little confused.
Ever since he participated in this broken show and met Shi Nian, he seemed to have been tied up on a roller coaster by bandits, his blood pressure went up and down, and his heart beat was slow and slow.
It's the same person.
Sometimes when I see her, I can't help but smile;
Sometimes when I see her, I will grit my teeth and want to pry her brain open to see which brand of junk food is inside.
He has never been in love, nor has he seriously loved anyone.
Life experience has taught him that love is not like this...... At least not someone else's.
But the heart under the chest was like a vicious dog that had been hungry for thirty years and suddenly saw its prey, jumping wildly.
It's really hard to understand.
The twenty-seven-year-old over-age boy holds his chin and faces the earth to think about the true meaning of life.
Shi Nian sat honestly for three minutes, and then moved lightly and pulled out a ball of red, red, green and green cloth from the backpack he carried.
Ji Yu was dazzled by the bright color, and turned his head to look at her: "Who are you?" ”
"I haven't finished half of the roast chicken I dreamed about last night, and I plan to go back and eat it while I have nothing to do now."
Ji Yu retracted his feet and made room for her, "You please." ”
Shi Nian shook the flower cloth, spread it on the grass, and lay down on it, not forgetting to show off the flower sheets under him:
"I would like to introduce to you that the Northeast Flower Cloth, the latest fashion items, nine pieces of free shipping, buy is earning."
Ji Yu looked at it twice with a lot of face, and said with a low smile:
"Well, it's very much in line with your temperament."