Chapter 53: I'm a superhero, GG Bond
Hanging up the phone, the three of them decided to change their tastes and go to the barbecue stall near the Civil Affairs Bureau to eat skewers.
When night falls, the lights are on, a small table, and the breeze blows on the face, and it feels like it.
Shi Nian sat down on the plastic bench with a big grin, beckoning to the boss, obviously not drinking, but his mouth was full of alcohol:
"Boss, here are twenty skewers of mutton, twenty skewers of beef, twenty skewers of five flowers, and five handfuls of duck intestines...... Ten bunches of enoki mushrooms, ten bunches of lettuce skin, ten bunches of potato chips! ”
Ji Yu heard her finish reporting a large list of dish names without stumbling, and raised her eyebrows in surprise: "Eat often?" ”
Shi Nian smiled innocently: "It's not very often, it's like eating two or three times a week." ”
Ji Yu took out a tissue, slowly wiped off the grease on the table, and asked with a smile:
"What about hot pot? Do you eat it two or three times a week? ”
Shi Nian seemed to have heard a horror story, shook his head and waved his hand again and again, and said:
"I thought, the key is that I can't afford to eat! The bottom of a pot is 39, plus 10 yuan for the small material fee for the table, and I haven't opened my mouth to eat when I enter the store, 49 yuan is gone, don't I feel heartache? ”
Ji Yu looked at her "unspeakable pain", and smiled tactfully between her eyebrows:
"Although the Shi family's business is sluggish, it is not so poor that they can't even afford hot pot, right?"
"How can I explain this to you?"
Shi Nian sighed: "If there is a rank in the door, the old woman of the Shi family is definitely the first player on the heavenly list."
To what extent did she pick it? A bottle of Coke has to be mixed with water three times to drink, and when a big dung truck passes by the door of her house, she has to go up and scoop a bowl to save money. ”
Ji Yu threw the paper ball into the trash can and joked:
"So your slamming was influenced by her?"
Shi Nian glanced at him and corrected seriously:
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not picking on the door, I'm calling it the rational allocation of limited funds, the people in the rivers and lakes say: the province should spend money, ride a bicycle to the bar."
The boss, who was fighting in front of the charcoal stove, poked his head out when he heard this:
"Bar lady, do you order so many skewers, don't you want to drink?"
Shi Nian was about to symbolically ask Ji Yu and the old mother's opinions, when Xia Yingqiu's cheerful voice suddenly sounded not far away:
"No need to order wine, I'll bring it!"
Soon, she was supported by the driver to the barbecue stall, holding two bottles of champagne in her arms, a collector's edition gift box, which was worth a lot of money at first glance and was incompatible with the humble roadside stall.
The boss glanced twice, and then silently retracted his head.
I have to say that this wave is the bottom of his grade.
The skewers were served, and Xia Yingqiu poured a glass of champagne for everyone in turn:
"Here, in order to celebrate the girl's return to singleness, cheers!"
Shi Nian held the disposable cup, his lips moved slightly, he had something to say, but after thinking about it, he held back.
A glass of wine in the stomach feels delicious, the taste is pure and fragrant, not intoxicating at all, worthy of a five-figure wine, completely different from those cheap things that are poured as soon as you dip it.
Shi Nian became interested, took two skewers, and made himself a whole cup.
Two glasses of wine in the stomach, the head is dizzy, there is a kind of pleasure of flying to the heavenly palace and soaring through the clouds.
"Life is too short to be full! Pour it full! ”
Shi Nian was so drunk that she poured two glasses in a row, and the wine that should have been tasted was all poured into her stomach in the way of cow drink.
After pouring and eating a few bites of the skewers, it doesn't feel right.
People are confused, their heads are dizzy, and their bodies are boiling.
Especially the stomach, it seems that there is an Ultraman fighting monsters in it.
"You eat, I'll go to the bathroom."
Shi Nian put down the skewers, stood up with his hands on the table, and walked around the barbecue stall, but did not find a toilet.
The boss poked out his shiny head and pointed west, "Eight hundred meters ahead, there is a public toilet." ”
Shi Nian thanked him and walked forward slowly, and after a few steps, a hand reached out from the spur and grabbed her wrist.
The bright street lamp poured down, embellished between the man's seductive peach blossom eyes, the corners of his mouth raised a touch of arc, and he smiled at the little girl with red cheeks:
"Who gave you the courage to pour a second glass for this amount of wine?"
Shi Nian glared at him unconvinced, "What's wrong with my drinking?" Isn't that okay with me? ”
Ji Yu raised his eyebrows, "Well, it's very good, so good that you can't even divide things." ”
Shi Nian looked left and right, stretched out his hand and gestured twice, and while turning the direction, he chattered dissatisfiedly:
"I know, I just want to see the scenery."
"Well, look at the scenery."
Ji Yu echoed, led her to walk forward slowly, and didn't let go until he walked to the door of the women's toilet:
"Go in, remember to call me if you have a situation."
At this time, Shi Nian's brain couldn't turn anymore, nodded in confusion, turned around and walked to the toilet, his hands and feet were inconsistent when he turned the corner, and he almost tripped over his head.
"Be careful."
Ji Yu stretched out his hand to help, looking at her clumsy appearance, worried and funny.
Some people are born with a deceitful face.
Looking at the fact that I can drink two catties, I actually faint after two cups.
And two glasses of champagne.
The night breeze was slightly cool, the man gathered his suit jacket and dutifully stood at the door for more than ten minutes, and the women's toilet continued to vomit to gradually quiet, and finally completely lost its sound.
He was not at ease, and was about to make a phone call to inquire about the situation, when he turned his head, Shi Nian walked out of it with a satchel and a cloak.
The two glanced at each other unexpectedly, Shi Nian's originally scattered and confused eyes suddenly widened, and then the corners of his mouth lifted, revealing a ruffian smile:
"Yo, even the security guard of the toilet is so handsome these years?"
"Security?" Ji Yu sneered, "Did you go to the toilet and flush your brains away?" ”
Shi Nian took half a step back and pointed at him in disgust, "Tsk, you look good, but you have a bad temper, and you will scold, I don't like it, goodbye." ”
As he spoke, he brushed the messy hair that drooped on the side of his face, and staggered away, humming an out-of-tune song as he went:
"Lulalula, Lulala, go forward bravely, there are prizes for moving forward, I want to run the first ......"
Ji Yu sighed, consciously stepped up to follow, and didn't go far, Xia Yingqiu called to ask where the two were.
He swept over the flowering trees that were blooming by the roadside, and replied lazily:
"I'm on my way back, and I'm going to ...... right away Hey, Shi Nian, are you going to heaven? ”
Shi Tian Monkey Nian automatically ignored his loud voice, held the lamppost with both hands, climbed up, and recited the slogan impassionedly:
"Moon Moon you don't sleep, I'm a superhero, GGBo
D, this is here to save you! ”
Moon?
Ji Yu looked up at the street lamp with white light, instantly understood, strode over, grabbed her ankle, and dragged the person down.
"Your moon, where is it?"
Ji Yu straightened her shoulders and pointed to the bright moon hanging in the sky, her tone was gentle and helpless.
"Where?"
Shi Nian got up to check, half of his legs were weak, and the whole person fell into his arms.
His shoulders hit his chest, his hair brushed his cheeks, and the night breeze brought a faint scent.