Chapter 55 Life is like a play, you goof, life is like a song, you are out of tune

Shi Nian didn't reply to the message, and rushed directly into Weibo with a knife.

Sure enough, #时念卖烤肠#的词条在热搜高位上挂着, click in and take a look, the first one is the ghost animal video, and the blogger is also an old acquaintance - the black fan named "Never forget, there will be repercussions".

The blog was posted at nine o'clock last night, lasted 12 hours, the number of likes reached more than 100,000, and the comment area was also quite exciting.

Some people questioned the blogger's grandstanding:

A bag smashed: Please, the video is so mushy, how do you tell that the person who sells grilled sausages is Shi Nian? Don't spread rumors, it's okay, really think that the big female monkey is legally blind and won't send a lawyer's letter?

There are many people who are beautiful: Although my sister Nian is a little poor, she hasn't fallen to the point of setting up a stall to sell grilled sausages, right?

For this kind of person, the blogger directly threw out a high-definition photo of Shi Nian and her wife, and there was a super-large sausage roast machine in the lower right corner of the photo, and p.s.: There is a picture and the truth.

Now netizens believe it.

Teenager First Crazy Team: Woo, Shi Nian, she is really, I will cry to death, and I will never say that you slam the door in the future, you are really poor!

A big roast sausage: Good guy, show me that I'm hungry, quickly open the yellow software, and order forty roast sausages.

Sad Portugal looked up: Who knows, I swiped this video in the middle of the night, laughed until I was saliva incontinence, my jaw was dislocated, and now I am still lying in the hospital [tears] Big female monkey, you pay me for my medical expenses!

Youchuan's fugitive little wife: The lower daughter is really unscrupulous in order to fight for her position, and she can even come up with a bad trick like selling grilled sausages, and she is also a talent.

Fan the big female monkey: Stir-fry, stir-fry, stir-fry, sooner or later, one day you will use too much force to penetrate the center of the earth!

Shi Nian flipped through the comments, decisively switched interfaces, and edited Weibo.

Shi Nian V:

The following is what I want to say to some of you, and you are welcome to take your seats.

[Video link]

Click on the link, and an emoji of a green frog with its mouth open and laughing arrogantly popped up on the screen, and at the same time, the angry scolding of the Northeast aunt sounded:

"You look at you in your twenties, day by day, you have no confidence in life, you have no determination to die, and you are still troubled if you don't die.

Life is like a play, you go out of tune, life is like a dream, you have insomnia, it's embarrassing to surf the Internet, clean up and pull it down. ”

As soon as Weibo was posted, the comment area exploded instantly.

Stay up late bald baby: I'm just idle and have nothing to do to brush Weibo, why do you scold me like this, Bengbu lives [tears] [crying]

Xiao Bao Cai: Life attack, report.

Dozing off in class: A 19-year-old beautiful girl passed by, so dangerous, she was almost scolded.

Stealing the bitter tea: Wow, I can scold, I love it even more! [Flying kiss] [than heart]

The one who never forgot also sent a private message to Shi Nian as soon as he saw Weibo.

If you don't forget, there will be an echo: [The macho man shuddes]

If you don't forget, there will be an echo: Please, delete it quickly, it's terrifying! It feels like my mom is already on the road with a knife!

Shi Nian: [rolls eyes] What, you can't afford to play?

I never forgot to reply to the emoji of a macho man vomiting blood and falling to the ground.

In this round, Shi Nian won completely.

In order to reward and treat herself, she closed Weibo, clicked on a certain yellow software, and ordered three takeaways in a row.

Half an hour later, the takeaways were delivered one after another.

Shi Nian unpacked the takeaway package one by one, picked up the mobile phone, opened the camera, found the most perfect angle, and clicked a sheet.

When netizens were still crying in the comment area of the previous Weibo, she posted a more annoying message without a sound.

Shi Nian V:

Let me see who's not fat, oh, it's me.

On the picture, Shi Nian has a chicken leg in his mouth, a Coke in his hand, and a strawberry cake in front of him, smiling more arrogantly than a green frog.

After posting Weibo, she didn't care whether netizens lived or died, put down her mobile phone, and eat happily!

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For the next forty hours, Shi Nian has been in a small waste mode of eating when he wakes up and falling asleep after eating.

But happy life is always short-lived, and as soon as you close and open your eyes, it's Friday again.

The recording location of this episode of Love Talk is a private villa in S City.

The moment he received the detailed address, Shi Nian couldn't help but roll his eyes, and said that he was a good travel love variety show, but there were two issues, and he didn't travel out of S City.

is worthy of Zhou Xingyan's show, there is a set of deception and water.

At seven o'clock on Friday morning, Shi Nian wore a fruit-green shirt and jeans given to her by Ms. Xia and got into a taxi to the recording location.

On the way, the mobile phone beeped twice, and Ji Yu sent her a message: I forgot to ask, has your fiancé who was kicked to death by a horse handled it properly?

Shi Nian replied to him: Of course, the grass on the grave has grown three meters high.

After the message was sent, she felt as if something was wrong, and asked again: Why do you care so much about my ex-fiancé? You shouldn't have taken a fancy to him, right?

Ji Yu replied with an emoji in seconds, and the rhubarb man covered the minion's mouth with the words: Close your dog's mouth.

Shi Nian gave back a Shiba Inu 45° eye roll emoji.

Forty minutes later, the taxi stopped in front of a private villa.

Looking at the turquoise lawn large enough to run horses, the oversized garden surrounded by a sea of flowers, and the towering buildings, Shi Nian realized that his previous thoughts were a little too hasty.

Zhou Xingyan still has two brushes.

Walking into the villa, a housekeeper in a black suit and white gloves immediately took the suitcase in her hand and enthusiastically led people inside:

"Miss Shi, please come in, the young master has been waiting for a long time."

"Master?"

Shi Nian was stunned for a moment, and quickly reacted:

"The theme of this episode is...... Role-playing? So what is my role? ”

The butler tentatively said, "Probably...... A young lady who has a deep sadomasochistic relationship with the young master? ”

"This character is good, and you can live to the finale as soon as you hear it."

Shi Nian gave him a satisfied look, just like Grandma Liu who had just entered the Grand View Garden, walking all the way, and when he came to a certain flower, he suddenly looked up and found Ji Yu standing on the balcony on the second floor looking at her.

He was still wearing casual clothes today, a black jacket and dark blue jeans, holding a can of Coke in his hand, lying lazily in front of the railing, looking like he had just woken up.

Speaking of Ji Yu, she is probably the most domineering president she has ever seen, other bosses are cold and don't like to talk, high-end black suits are welded on his body, he is good, his mouth is quenched, and he loves to wear casual clothes.

The collar of the shirt is untied, and the gold-wire glasses are worn, which is quite a bit of a handsome and handsome school bully when he went to school.

For handsome guys, Shi Nian has always been very tolerant, with a grin, waving at him regardless of his previous suspicions:

"Hey, so early?"

Ji Yu shook the Coke bottle, and his voice was clear:

"It's not early, this is my house."

“……”

What a hellish trench is inhumane!

At this time, Zhou Shiyuan's excited voice sounded outside the gate:

"Sister Nian, Mr. Ji, good morning!"

Looking back, someone was dragging two large suitcases and struggling to pupa into the yard.