That night, Ji Yu couldn't sleep while lying in bed, and finally took out his mobile phone and posted a post on a red APP.

Q: If you like a girl with a lot of personality and lack of emotional cells, how do you get her affection?

There is no shortage of night watchmen on the Internet, and soon several emotional experts jumped out to reply to the post.

Domineering female president: I have experience, girls like cold and domineering men the most, you have to show your personality in daily interactions, such as when she refuses a date invitation, cover her mouth domineeringly, and say: "Woman, don't pretend, I know you want to." ”

Ji Yu replied to her: Woman, you can shut up.

Master of bamboo shoots: Don't listen to the nonsense upstairs, times are changing, the domineering president is outdated, and today's girls prefer independent and non-clingy boys, so remember to let her AA when you go out to eat and drink milk tea.

Ji Yu: I just haven't been in love, it's not that I don't have a brain.

Love brick family Xiao Luo: If you want to chase girls, you have to take the initiative, insist on sending her good morning and good night every day, and praise her for being beautiful and temperamental, like a fairy, and if you praise more, you will naturally fall in love.

Ji Yu stared at this reply and thought for a long time, then hesitated to click on the WeChat dialog box, and the words "good night" were typed, glanced at the time, and silently deleted it.

When I came back to the post, I had one more reply.

Glamorous cockroach: Sticker, don't listen to the nonsense of the group of pits upstairs, if you really believe them, you don't want to find a partner in your life.

Ji Yu: You know it very well?

Glamorous cockroach: Of course, chasing girls is a big thing, and you can't operate it indiscriminately. I have a love cheats here, the original price is 9999, the current price is only 999, I can teach you if necessary.

Ji Yu: I downloaded the anti-fraud APP.

Glamorous cockroach: Seriously, if you don't engage in routines, you can try it first and pay later.

Ji Yu clicked on the homepage of the big cockroach, and there was a post in it: Ask how to make five million as quickly as possible?

It seems that he is a crazy master who lacks money and lacks.

But with the attitude of giving it a try, he still clicked on the man's private message: Love cheats?

Opposite: What stage are you at now?

Ji Yu tilted his head to look at the moon outside the window, and the scenes of his relationship with Shi Nian flashed in his mind, and sighed slightly: A friend who can talk.

Glamorous Cockroach: Understood, a plan is being made for your pursuit.

Glamorous cockroach: The first step, you need to show your advantages in front of her, show off your figure if you have a good figure, show your face if you have a good face, and show your economic strength if you have money in your pocket, if you don't have any of these three, it is recommended that you go directly to S Mountain in H Province to become a monk.

Ji Yu: All three?

Glamorous Cockroach: Really? I don't believe it.

["Glamorous Big Cockroach" retracts a message]

Glamorous cockroach: Then you can show it slowly, don't forget to inadvertently show your advantages in daily interactions, instead of directly slapping the girl's face, it's too oily!

Ji Yu: Understood.

Glamorous cockroach: The second step is to understand the other person's interests and hobbies, and then do what she likes, give gifts, find topics, date, and gradually resonate with her soul.

Ji Yu: Understood.

Glamorous cockroach: With your blunt chatting style, it's strange that you can find someone.

["Glamorous Big Cockroach" retracts a message]

Glamorous Cockroaches: That's the end of the free content, and you can decide whether or not to buy paid content based on the actual results. Good luck, Mr. Little Star.

Ji Yu: Thank you.

*

Because I played with my mobile phone too much the day before, Shi Nian slept until 8:50 and didn't wake up, and the show started at 9 o'clock, and there were only ten minutes left, not to mention breakfast, and I didn't even have time to paint makeup.

After changing clothes and washing, I came to the hall on the first floor, and it was exactly 8:58, not late.

Before the sweat on his forehead was wiped off, the camera brother started a new day's work, the live broadcast started, and the program team went straight to the topic and began to announce the voting results of the four advertisements.

Shi Nian and Ji Yu jointly created a dog blood advertisement, "Are you wearing a helmet today? won first place by a landslide.

Zhou Shiyuan and Song Xinyou's perfunctory version of tearing the dog's head unexpectedly became the second place, and the most attentive youth idol film "Encounter Romance" was gloriously at the bottom.

In an impassioned piece of music, the staff delivered the much-anticipated mystery prize - a full set of peripherals!

The moment the green frog helmet was revealed, Shi Nian's expression instantly changed from (✪▽✪) to →_→:

"Next time, you can skip this kind of boring part directly, and waste your life."

Zhou Xingyan is already a very mature director, he directly ignored someone's grievances, and announced the next task with a smile: the heartbeat challenge.

Before the filming of the second episode of the program started, Aitanguan posted a Weibo post called "Lack of Virtue Challenge" to solicit various tasks with serious illnesses from the majority of netizens who lack morality.

After a series of screenings, eight guests with strong operability were finally selected, and in the form of a lottery, eight guests were randomly selected and completed within the specified time.

The eight missions are: go to the barber shop to dye only one green hair, stand on the street in a frog suit and hug a hundred passers-by, take a taxi to Quang Binh Lane, greet all the passers-by you meet, go to a haunted house to scare crying NPCs,

Go to Mixue Bingcheng to buy lemonade, pay four yuan in different ways, buy only one of each fruit in the fruit store, sell a box of grilled sausages at a street stall, and tell Zhen Huan's biography as gossip to passers-by without being discovered.

Shi Nian summarized that these eight tasks are roughly divided into two types: social fear and social death.

One is crazy, the other is deadly, it's hard.

She was so lucky that she took the ultimate social terror task: to greet all passers-by.

In addition, Ji Yu wants to go to the barber shop to dye green hair, Zhou Shiyuan wants to wear a frog suit and hug passers-by, Song Xinyou buys fruit at the fruit store, Jiang Wanqiao talks about Zhen Huan's biography, Xu Sheng sets up a stall to sell roast sausages, Lu Youchuan buys lemonade in Mixue Bingcheng, and Shen Yi'an scares NPCs in a haunted house.

Considering that he might have to walk a long way later, Shi Nian planned to go to the kitchen to find something to eat first and fill his stomach before setting off.

Disappointingly, the kitchen was clean and there was not even any leftovers.

Just as she was about to leave on an empty stomach, Ji Yu appeared at the kitchen door with two large bags of breakfast:

"Eat steamed buns, fried dough sticks, egg cakes, leek cakes, sandwiches, drink soy milk, eight-treasure porridge, millet porridge, milk, what do you want?"

Shi Nian was dumbfounded, "What are you...... Got the breakfast restaurant down? ”

"Not to that extent."

Ji Yuqian smiled and pulled out a chair for her, showing a gentlemanly demeanor:

"Let's eat."

Shi Nian weakly took a step back:

"I don't dare to eat it."

“？”

"You don't have any other hidden missions, do you? For example, Ga teammates' waists, poisoning teammates......"

Ji Yu's smile gradually collapsed in her chatter:

"Shi Nian, don't force me to throw the bun in your face."