Chapter 66: The Little Thing Has Two Faces
Ji Yu also tilted his head, with a slight ridicule in his tone:
"Something called Mr. Ji, nothing to do Brother Peony, you kid, how can you have two faces?"
Shi Nian pretended to be injured and lowered his head to wipe his tears:
"Who would want to do this if it wasn't for survival? Since Mr. Ji doesn't like it, his subordinates won't call it in the future. ”
“……”
The corners of Ji Yu's mouth twitched, and she took out two hundred-yuan bills with her backhand and pasted them in the center of her head:
"Less drama, please."
Shi Nian tore off the banknote and changed his face to a smile in seconds:
"Mr. Ji has learned a lesson!"
When she turned her head, she changed her humble posture, generously handed out a hundred-dollar bill, and said arrogantly to the frog who sold the cubs:
"How many cubs do you have in your hands, I've got them all!"
The frog who sold the cubs bared his teeth and smiled flatteringly: "There are ten in total, twenty each, a total of two hundred yuan, just right." ”
Seeing that the transaction was about to be completed, the loudspeaker in the center of the mall suddenly sounded Zhou Xingyan's irritable roar:
"No plug-ins! No use of privileges! Please abide by the rules of the game! ”
Shi Nian took back the banknote and rolled his eyes angrily:
"Zhou Xingyan, you are really eating soybeans in salt water alone, and you are idle."
Zhou Xingyan didn't say anything, and still repeated the sentence: "Please abide by the rules of the game." ”
At this time, the gentle and considerate Xu Sheng walked out, and proposed with a light smile:
"Why don't we split up? You go to the third floor to find another man in black, and Youchuan and I will stay here to sell frogs. ”
As soon as these words came out, the barrage sighed that Xu Sheng was empathetic, and Shi Nian, who was in stark contrast to her, was naturally scolded:
[Can some people not take rudeness seriously, since they participated in a variety show, they honestly listened to the arrangements of the program team after taking the announcement fee, what kind of pretend? ] 】
[Or is it that we Shengsheng have a good personality, gentle, gentle and understanding beauties, who can not love? ] 】
When the monkeys and monkey grandchildren saw that they were scolded, they were naturally not to be outdone:
[Yo, the little thing still has two faces! A few days ago, I scolded the program team, saying that they are not human, they don't give your sister a meal, and the people who invite guests indiscriminately are not your fans? 】
[So honest and obedient, so hard-working and abused, then let your sister eat more, after all, hardship is a blessing.] The big female monkey is okay, she is blessed and can't enjoy this kind of treatment. 】
You can save money without having to work, Shi Nian raised his hands to agree, and the others had no opinions, so the group left Xu Sheng and Lu Youchuan and took the elevator to the third floor.
According to the hint of selling the cub frog, as soon as they went upstairs, several people set their eyes on the tights warrior from the M78 Nebula, Ultraman Tiga.
The soldier thought that he was well hidden, and the target person approached and still played interactive games with the children around him in a hurry, but they did not know that several people had quietly exchanged glances and surrounded him with a surrounding momentum.
With Shi Nian's shout, everyone took action at the same time, and the soldier was arrested in an instant.
Poor him, before he could even say a word, he was dragged and rudely faded.
"Why? Can you tell me why? ”
Ultraman thumped his chest and asked everyone in grief.
Ji Yu touched his chin and talked to him about the conditions with an indifferent expression:
"Tell me where the third man in black is, and I'll tell you why."
This Ultraman is obviously more professional than the green-skinned frog, with a straight spine and a voice full of justice:
"No! The program team has regulations, and wages will be deducted for talking nonsense! ”
"Oh, then we don't have anything to say."
Ji Yu looked away, turned around and left.
"But! I haven't said yet, but yet! ”
Ultraman hurriedly stopped him:
"Talking nonsense will deduct wages, but I can compare them."
As he spoke, he pointed upstairs, compared it to five, and then threw off his arms and made a few movements:
"That's about it, got it?"
"Got it."
Ji Yu nodded, raised his hand and pointed to the green-skinned frog downstairs with Erlang's legs, and asked rhetorically:
"Do you understand?"
"Good guys!"
Ultraman gasped, pinched the philtrum, rolled his eyes and fell backwards, and after he collapsed to the ground, he didn't forget to explain the "aftermath":
"Ahh I can't hold it anymore, please become Ultraman instead of me and get the little red flower in the hands of the children. ”
Jiang Wanqiao, who has the most children, proposed:
"Why don't I and Mr. Shen stay and pretend to be Ultraman, and you go upstairs to find the cook?"
Shi Nian gestured: "No problem!" ”
The four-person team continued to take the elevator upstairs, but before the meal was served, there were very few people in the food area on the fifth floor, which greatly reduced the difficulty of finding the man in black.
In less than five minutes, they found a third man in black in the back kitchen at a restaurant.
This eldest brother is very responsible and down-to-earth, and no matter how much Shi Nian coerces and seduces, he refuses to tell the whereabouts of the last man in black.
When his dish was cooked, he simply turned off the heat and announced the task: to make the three dishes that the guests wanted according to the recipe.
Song Xinyou volunteered to take on this task, and rejected Zhou Shiyuan's proposal to stay as a helper, and supported the title of "Talking about Kitchen God" alone.
The remaining three searched the mall aimlessly, from the sixth floor to the first floor, and after asking passers-by and staff, they didn't even let go of the garbage cans, but they never found anything.
In desperation, Shi Nian inadvertently caught a glimpse of the man in a suit welcoming him outside the door, and his pupils shrank:
"I have a bold idea......"
Ji Yu glanced at her and hooked his lips:
"I also have a bold idea."
After the words fell, the two walked towards the gate with a tacit understanding.
Zhou Shiyuan, an outsider, followed behind the buttocks of the two and shouted:
"Where are you going? Don't look for it? That's a seafood gift package, and I'll regret missing it...... Hey, that can't be the man in black we're looking for, right? ”
The three of them quickened their pace, like beasts that had been hungry for eight years, and ran towards the man in the suit viciously.
Seeing this, the man in the suit directly raised his hand and surrendered:
"Guys, don't do it, I'm not running."
"So you're really the fourth man in black?"
Zhou Shiyuan was a little skeptical about life.
The man in the suit smiled awkwardly and politely:
"As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place."
"Yours is yours!"
Shi Nian praised in a complicated mood, looked down at the time, and gasped:
"It's past four o'clock, your whole simple task, and if you delay it for a while, dinner will become supper."
The man in the suit looked at her with a radiant look, and the smile on his face couldn't stop it:
"Big female monkey, I'm your fan! Rest assured, my task is absolutely simple, it can be completed in five minutes! ”
Shi Nian was happy: "You say." ”
"The ......"
He leaned over to Shi Nian, lowered his voice and said:
"Actually, I'm a CP fan of you and Lu Youchuan, can you two stand together and say something to each other?"
Shi Nian plucked his ears, and his voice trembled:
"Are you my CP fan with who?!"
The man in the suit smiled implicitly: "Lu Youchuan~"
"No, you let me slow down."
Shi Nian pinched his thighs vigorously, and asked a question from the depths of his soul with grinned teeth:
"Are you alright?"