Chapter 68 Casting nets, building fish ponds, and focusing on fishing
"Poof!"
After listening to his explanation against his will, Shi Nian didn't hold back, and a mouthful of honey water squirted out.
Ji Yu took out a few tissues and handed them to her, and said intimately:
"Be careful, look at you, drink a honey water and drink the fragrance of pure white lotus."
Shi Nian wiped his mouth and turned his head to look around, looking dazed:
"White Lotus? Where is the White Lotus? ”
"Shi Nian."
Lu Youchuan stopped her, and his voice was unprecedentedly gentle:
"I can apologize to you if my words hurt you, I'm sorry."
Shi Nianfeng's eyes narrowed slightly, and Hang Erlang mocked him locally:
"Yo, you're going to say you're sorry? It's really the sun rising in the west, and the sow is on the tree, which is very rare. ”
After saying this, without waiting for the other party to answer, she quickly changed her tone again, and said considerately and magnificently:
"I'm kidding you, I don't have to apologize, I'm not angry, but Mr. Lu's primary school Chinese needs to be revised, and I can't even praise people, where do you put your face when it is transmitted?
There are also some netizens, God gives you a brain, so that you can study hard every day, not let you listen to the wind or rain, and spread rumors. ”
Two sentences made Lu Youchuan break the defense.
But he couldn't scold, he was too angry to hold back, and he couldn't bear it anymore, so he found a reason for a stomachache and wanted to leave the battlefield in advance.
At this time, Zhou Xingyan raised a horn and called him:
"Mr. Lu, please bear with me a little, as the chief director of the love talk show, I have some very important things I want to take this opportunity to talk to you."
Lu Youchuan closed his eyes slightly, and sat back as if he were dead.
Zhou Xingyan pulled the corners of his mouth, snorted, and continued to speak:
"These days, there have been a number of people on the Internet who have been spreading rumors everywhere, saying that there is an inside story in the selection of guests on the love talk show, and so-and-so guests came in by unspoken rules, and so-and-so guests saved my life......
Today, I will explain here in a unified manner, I, Zhou Xingyan, never engage in unspoken rules! I choose guests only to see their appearance!
The group of drama spirits jumping up and down on the Internet, if you are not convinced, you can send me a photo without makeup, as long as you are beautiful enough, I will invite you to be a guest next season! I, Zhou Xingyan, do what I say! ”
[Suddenly became a fan of Zhou Xingyan, this wave of operations is handsome enough! ] 】
[Ahh I don't see you soft when you pit each other, and you are not ambiguous at all when you protect your shortness, and you definitely have a drama when you say CP! 】
[Da ba! Shi Nian is a coincidence! I hold a big flag in commemoration to see who dares to be their enemy, there are enemies in all directions, I carry the Civil Affairs Bureau with a dog basin in my hand, and become a flag for them! 】
[Let's go knock CP, let me do my career, the no-makeup photo has been sent @ Zhou Xingyan, you must choose me, and you will be half of the notice fee after it becomes popular. 】
[You are all so indifferent and ruthless, patronizing yourself and being happy, you don't take care of Lu Youchuan's mood at all, only I am kind-hearted, [tears] I feel so sorry for the rumor, or you take the initiative to quit the show. 】
After listening to his righteous and awe-inspiring speech, Shi Nian took the lead in applauding:
"Well, well said! The entertainment industry should have more good directors like Director Zhou! ”
Zhou Shiyuan clapped his hands and agreed:
"After so many years of being a powerful person, a director finally recognized my appearance! Director Zhou, you still have vision! ”
Lu Youchuan looked at this happy scene in silence, and there were bursts of anger and unwillingness in his heart.
It shouldn't be like this.
According to his previous vision, this show is a paid love platform for him, with a notice fee, having an affair with Bai Yueguang, and gaining a wave of traffic, the best of all three worlds.
But now...... He looked up at Shi Nian, and a fierce light flashed in his eyes.
If only this guy in the way wasn't there.
Xu Sheng noticed that his face was difficult to see, and asked uneasily:
"Youchuan, are you okay?"
Lu Youchuan came back to his senses, pursed his lips, and smiled reluctantly:
"It's okay, I'll go back to my room to rest, you continue."
The Q&A session continued.
This time, netizens discussed it in advance, and they didn't go wrong and funny, and all the questions were emotional issues.
For example, what is the dream first date like, what is the place of love and career in your heart, will you choose the person you love or the person who loves you......
Except for Zhou Shiyuan's sentence "Children make choices, adults all have to do it", which is more outrageous, and other people's answers are decent and can't find fault.
When it was my turn, the situation changed slightly.
As soon as the video was turned on, a crying face appeared on the big screen:
"Shi Nian, woo woo...... I...... Woowoo woo ......"
Shi Nian saw that she hadn't whined for a long time, and there was a tendency to whine more and more, so she comforted gently:
"Why don't you cry first? If you've cried enough, let's ask again? ”
Seeing that Shi Nian, who had always been irritable, was so gentle, the girl lost control of her emotions for a while, and she cried on the small table and cried, crying for five minutes before she slowly spoke:
"Sister Nian, my c today
ush officially announced in the circle of friends, my girlfriend is not me, but obviously he was still sending me good night last night, woo, why, what went wrong? ”
Shi Nian frowned and listened to her cry, without thinking about it, and gave the answer directly:
"The problem is with you."
The girl was puzzled: "What's wrong with me?" ”
Shi Nian hates that iron does not become steel:
"Your c
We all know that casting nets, building fish ponds, and focusing on fishing, why don't you hang yourself on a tree? ”
The girl blinked her eyes, feeling that the brain processor was a little out of work:
"So, what do I do?"
Shi Nian slapped the table, and his voice was loud:
"Raise a few more fish, as long as there are enough fish in the pond, who cares if they die?"
The girl was struck by her powerful logic, propped her hands on the table, stared at her curiously, forgetting to be sad:
"Sister Nian, are you very experienced?"
Shi Nian raised his eyebrows and looked proud:
"Of course! I'm a master fish farmer, with a record of 86 fish at a time. ”
The girl's pupils constricted, revealing an expression of "I don't understand, but I'm shocked."
The other guests in the living room all looked at her, their eyes widening one by one.
The barrage also floated over a string of exclamation marks and question marks:
【??? Am I crazy, or am I crazy??? 】
[Big female monkey, why don't you take some medicine, don't be so crazy, I'm afraid. 】
[Shocked my whole family! Is this kind of thing to be said casually? 】
[Just a straight woman of steel like you can still raise fish? ] Hehe, it's okay to brag, it's rude to lie to yourself. 】
Ji Yu, who was lazily leaning on the sofa to watch the excitement, also sat up straight, frowned slightly, and said word by word:
"You, raising, raising, eight, ten, six, fish?"
"Not really!"
Shi Nian nodded matter-of-factly, then his eyebrows drooped and he sighed:
"But after only three days, it was fished out and fried by the old woman, and I happened to be at school at that time, and I didn't eat a bite."