Shi Nian pointed to the delicate peach tree on the side of the road, and boasted wildly: "Look at this configuration, this set, isn't it better than a five-cent special effects Xianxia drama?" ”

Ji Yu answered slowly: "The Xianxia drama you said, when does the bright moon not include it?" ”

Shi Nian instantly lowered his face, "Speak well, without personal attacks." ”

Ji Yu chuckled and teased: "I don't want to attack you personally, but your acting skills attacked my eyes first." ”

“…… Good bye! ”

The two didn't go far along the main road of the park when they encountered a particularly interesting thing - a couple quarreled.

According to the description of the onlookers, the reason for the quarrel was that the young couple encountered a monster with a raw face on the way to play, the woman said that he was a low-profile version of the Bull Demon King, and the man said that he was the protector of the Bull Demon Throne.

Both tried to convince each other, but neither would back down, and then ...... quarreled in public, and there was a quarrel in the middle to the point of breaking up.

The youkai who was discussed felt deeply guilty, and squeezed between the two desperately to fight and persuade peace, but with little success.

The two of you point to me, I point to you, expose each other's shortcomings, count each other, like a big rooster grabbing food, with high morale.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were aroused by the wonderful descriptions of passers-by, and urged Shi Nian and Ji Yu to rush into the crowd to watch.

Shi Nian seized the opportunity to bargain with them: "It's okay to take you to watch couples quarrel, but after watching it, you have to vote for my photos, my sister has offended too many people, and it is difficult for me to survive on this show if I am not a leader." ”

The barrage flashed well.

Shi Nian also did what he said, dragging Ji Yu into the crowd.

The little couple was arguing about the housework distribution link, the woman's waist, the man's glare, the two of them spitting and arguing hotly.

The little monster was like a sandwich biscuit squeezed between the two, and there was obviously no expression on his face, but if he looked closely, the word despair was densely written.

"It's now, help me take a group photo, such a connotative and in-depth photo, take it and win!"

Shi Nian stuffed the mobile phone into Ji Yu's hand, jumped to the scene of the quarrel in three or two steps, found the right angle, and took a perfect photo with the desperate little monster with one hand.

[Big female monkey: The real strong never complains about the environment; Little Monster: Do you see me laughing? 】

[I sleep when the house is on fire, others quarrel and I take pictures, big female monkey, how presumptuous you are! ] 】

[It's also a part-time working demon, some monsters don't do anything, they are shaking around in the park, and some monsters play three jobs at the same time, just one word, I'll say it twice.] 】

After taking a group photo, Shi Nian felt unpleasant, and was ready to complete the photo task at one time while his mind was still clear when he just entered.

So there was a monster in the park who was not doing his job, holding his mobile phone to take pictures wherever he went.

After filming the two humming generals who greeted the guests, photographing the border herd wearing a battle robe as a roaring dog, and then turning the camera to shoot himself after the border herd.

The surrounding tourists were happy to see her shooting, and they were not embarrassed to disturb, and their eyes fell on Ji Yu: "Silver Horn King, can you take a group photo?" ”

Ji Yu's lips moved, and before he could open his mouth, the man had skillfully grabbed his arm and entered the photo mode.

After this one was filmed, he didn't even change his pose, the other one was picked up again, and then ...... He somehow became an attraction, crowded with tourists who wanted to take a group photo.

On the other side, Shi Nian was standing on the side of the road to take pictures of the birthday star who was sending blessings to tourists, and just aimed at the focus, he was suddenly hugged by his thigh.

When I looked down, it was Mi with pigtails

i Little girl, wearing a small pink skirt, not as tall as her thighs, screaming at her mother with a milky voice in her mouth.

Shi Nian: "??? ”

When did she get an extra cub?

After being stunned for a few seconds, she bent down gracefully, poked the little girl's soft fleshy face, and showed a smile that she thought was very gentle:

"Kid, look at it again, I'm your mother?"

The little girl looked up in ignorance, and when she saw her face sprinkled with glittering gold dust, she burst into tears:

"Mom...... Woowoo...... I want my mom ......."

People were already crying badly, but then a little boy jumped out and added fuel to the fire next to him, pointing and reading:

"Your mother was eaten by a monster and will never come back."

When the little girl heard this, she lost control, and she was obviously scared to death, but she still mustered up the courage to hug Shi Nian's legs, and yelled fiercely:

"Youkai, return my mother, return my mother!"

Shi Nian: "......"

I never thought in my life that I would be slandered in this way.

Outrageous!

It's outrageous than the author of the novel who made three dollars and five dollars in two months!

Tourists passing by were attracted by the little girl's cry, and they all gathered around and pointed at her:

"Look at this monster, you don't know how to coax when you scare children into crying, what about morality? What about civilization? What about professionalism? ”

In front of everyone's eyes, Shi Nian trembled his shoulders and took half a step back, then squatted down and cried like a little girl:

"Wow woo woo...... Little sister, please don't cry, I really didn't eat your mother, woo woo woo...... I'm more pitiful than you, I didn't have a mother since I was a child, I only have a younger brother...... What about my brother? My brother is gone! Woowoo woo ......"

The little girl was so frightened by her crying that she forgot to cry for a while, blinking her big eyes blankly, looking left and right, up and down, and pulling at the hem of her skirt and not knowing what to do.

For a moment, hesitantly stretched out his chubby paws, wiped her tears, and comforted her softly:

"Don't cry, monsters don't cry, look for your brother, go find your brother."

[Big female monkey, you are still conservative, I thought you were going to lie down suddenly, go crazy, give everyone present a mouthful. 】

[Little girls are better than you can coax children, you reflect on it.] 】

[Little girl: This monster is so scary to cry, I want to coax her away quickly.] 】

This wave of reverse operations stunned the passers-by, and an eldest sister saw that she was crying with real feelings, and turned her head and rushed into the crowd to bring Ji Yu, who was in business, over.

"Little gold, don't cry, I've got your brother back!"

Although Ji Yu, who was picked up halfway, didn't understand the situation, he still instinctively reached out and helped Shi Nian up: "Are you okay?" ”

Shi Nian shook his head, "It's not gone for the time being." ”

The two stood side by side, one was nearly 1.9 meters and the other was less than 1.7 meters, and the difference in size was quite obvious.

The boy who was on fire before looked at the tall and mighty Ji Yu, and then at the weak and helpless Shi Nian, and began to pour oil again:

"Fake, how can there be a younger brother who is taller than an older brother?"

Shi Nian wiped away his tears and smiled at him:

"Do you know why I'm shorter than my brother?"

The boy looked confused: "Why?" ”

"Because I was like you when I was a child, the Jade Emperor thought I talked too much and was annoyed, so he cast a spell on me that I couldn't grow taller."

Shi Nian looked the boy up and down, and sneered:

"Little brother, I see that you talk a lot, remember to come and play with me when you don't grow tall, Xiao Jinzi won't laugh at you."