Chapter 77: So...... Did you forget about us?
The man squatted on the side of the road and stared back and forth at the stall for more than ten minutes, taking photos and playing with his mobile phone from time to time.
Shi Nian and Ji Yu both sensed that something was wrong, and after exchanging glances, they were about to send a tall camera brother to investigate the situation, but before they could take action, the man greeted him with an embarrassed smile:
"Handsome guys, beauties, do you like Zhu Ziqing's prose?"
“???”
After hesitating for a moment, Shi Nian replied tentatively: "I memorized it when I was in elementary school, but I didn't like it, what's wrong?" ”
The man didn't answer, leaned forward, and continued to ask, "Then what do you think of Van Gogh's starry sky?" ”
Ji Yu quietly protected Shi Nian behind him, frowned and said perfunctorily: "We don't have an opinion." ”
But the man still didn't give up: "And what do you think about the Mona Lisa's smile?" ”
"Sss Ji Yu inhaled, vigilantly grabbed the bamboo skewer on the table, raised his eyebrows and asked him, "What do you want to say?" Direct point. ”
The man put one hand on the cart, probed, and asked in an extremely complicated and careful tone, "Is this cart yours?" How do I look exactly like my home? ”
Maybe he was afraid of being beaten on the head, but after saying this, he hurriedly added: "I'm just curious to ask, maybe it's a misunderstanding, I don't mean to frame you, don't be angry." ”
The two who were questioned glanced at each other, and they both saw surprise and relief in each other's eyes, a good date day, stunned because this small cart became a part-time job, who can understand the bitterness!
Shi Nian poked his head out from behind Ji Yu and gestured to him with his hands:
"This car belongs to an old woman, she originally set up a stall at the sixth small gate, with short white hair, not tall, wearing a black and white floral dress, do you know?"
The man patted his thigh excitedly: "Of course I know, that's my mother!" I just said that my cart is a private exclusive custom, how can I collide with others? But...... How did my mother's cart run into your hands? ”
"This matter has to start with the marinated skewers in the morning......
Shi Nian sighed vicissitudes, briefly described the ins and outs of the matter to him, and finally clutched his chest and said bitterly:
"Please be sure to call your mother-in-law, I want to ask her personally why she is doing this to us, saying yes to do us a favor, why did she become a coolie!"
The man scratched his head and said sorry several times, "My mother's phone is not answered, or you wait a while, I'll go home and call her, my house is nearby, just a few minutes." ”
The two nodded in response, and while waiting for someone, they sold a few more grilled sausages to send off the last guest, and when they looked up, the man came with his mother-in-law.
"Young man, girl, I'm really sorry...... Well, I'm old, I don't remember very well, and it's the weekend, and the doctor said I'm a bit demented, I didn't mean to......"
As soon as she arrived, the mother-in-law began to apologize, holding the corners of her clothes with her hands when she spoke, and her face was densely covered with guilt, but the words she said were incomprehensible.
Shi Nian quickly ran his brain, and after thinking for a while, he cautiously spoke: "So...... Did you forget about us? ”
"Aang." The old woman nodded, "At noon today, after going to the toilet, I forgot about the students' make-up classes and stalls this weekend...... I went home and went to sleep. ”
When she said the words "go home and sleep", she lowered her voice weakly and didn't dare to look up at the expression of the person in front of her.
……
The air was silent, and the barrage was laughing.
[Hahahaha...... Such a sad thing, I obviously shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it at all, today's merit -1]
[Take out my electronic wooden fish, deduct 1 Buddha forgive me.] 】
[One thing to say, the eldest mother is so old, and she has to come out with illness to set up a stall, it's really not easy, the eldest female monkey, or you buy the eldest mother's small cart, and I will take care of your business every day in the future. 】
[I suddenly found that the stall is quite profitable, so I will find the boss to resign tomorrow and set up a stall to sell grilled sausages! ] Sisters, see you at the summit tomorrow, I invite you to eat grilled sausages! 】
After not getting a response for a long time, the old woman rubbed her hands and continued to explain: "Actually, before I went to bed, I felt as if I had forgotten something, and after thinking about it for a long time, I thought I hadn't flushed the toilet, so I got up and looked at it again, and I slept only after making sure it was clean." ”
“……”
Faced with such an outrageous but sincere reason, Shi Nian readily chose to forgive: "Forget it, forget it, it's no big problem, no need to apologize." ”
Ji Yu took out the money box and reported the results to her: "This afternoon we sold a total of 68 grilled sausages, two yuan each, a total of 136 yuan, this is part of the cash, the rest is to scan the code to pay, you can check the mobile phone." ”
The mother-in-law shook her head embarrassedly: "No need, you have been busy all afternoon, and you have to push the car to hide from the city management, it is not easy, you can collect the money yourself, and it will be regarded as a reward." ”
Ji Yu didn't answer the phone and insisted on pushing the money box in front of her, but her mother-in-law was ashamed and shook her head and refused to accept it.
The two pushed back and forth around a money box for a few rounds, and finally launched the posture of playing Tai Chi, Shi Nian couldn't see it, and reached out and stuffed the box into her mother-in-law's hand:
"Take it, it's more than thirty in cash, not enough to buy a three-tier cheese beef burger, there's no need."
"Huh?"
"What I mean by this is that as the successors of socialism, we must respond to the call of the country and help others without expecting anything in return."
The mother-in-law's son also persuaded him: "Mom, you take it, it doesn't have much money anyway, if you want to thank you, we can invite people home for a meal, which is more sincere." ”
The camera brother was afraid that they would run away temporarily, so he hurriedly reminded: "It's not too early, we should go back to the villa." ”
The treat failed, the man looked left and right, quickly rushed into the opposite fruit store and bought a big watermelon, and then threw it into Ji Yu's arms strongly:
"A little watermelon, not a tribute, take it on the way to quench your thirst."
Anyway, he didn't give the two of them a chance to refuse, and ran away with a small cart.
Seeing this, the old woman hurriedly put her head in her hands and ran home while shouting "don't give it to me".
Ji Yu was afraid that she would run too quickly and have an accident, so she didn't even dare to chase after her, but shouted from afar: "Mother-in-law, slow down." ”
The old woman turned her head and waved her hand at them: "Go back, next time I will see my mother-in-law and invite you to eat grilled sausages!" ”
Mother and son hurried into the alley, turned a corner, and disappeared into the street.
At the end of the part-time job, Shi Nian stretched his arms tiredly, and sighed with emotion: "Let's go around the next date, the outside world is too terrifying!" ”
Ji Yu was pleased by her sentence "next date", and her peach blossom eyes sparkled:
"Then I'll arrange it next time, and I promise you a romantic and comfortable date."