Chapter 79: This gentleman, taxi service, make an appointment
Within two minutes of the circle of friends being posted, there were more likes and replies in the comment area.
Seven and a half bowls of food at a meal: Sister Nian, are you hungry again?
Omura Hana in the neighboring village: Get out!
After this one was returned, another one popped up in the comment area.
Brother Peony: So good at writing love words, don't you want to die?
When the neighboring village is a large village flower: to undertake private customized services, one fifty, two eighty fold, book as soon as possible.
Brother Peony: Not for the time being, I spare my life.
In the end, the two finished writing the heartbeat card, and the recording of the second episode of the program came to an end.
After saying goodbye to the audience in the live broadcast room one by one, the eight guests went back to their rooms to pack their luggage and prepare to leave.
Ji Yu stopped Shi Nian, who was doing nothing with his hands in his pockets at the top of the stairs: "This lady, do you need a taxi service?" ”
Shi Nian raised his head, took out his mobile phone, clicked on the chat interface with his contact AAA pork wholesale Xiao He, and slammed it in front of him, and the message at the bottom was very eye-catching:
Sister Nian, there is a traffic jam on the road, but I promise you that you will arrive at your destination within half an hour.
After sharing the news, she took back her mobile phone, looking proud of the villain: "Worm, I, now I am also a big coffee with an assistant to pick up and drop off, and Mr. Ji's taxi service is still reserved for those who are more in need." ”
"It's good."
Ji Yu pulled the corners of his mouth, walked upstairs, and after returning to the room, he clicked into a red APP, and sent a private message to the netizen glamorous cockroach:
I've done what you said, but it doesn't work.
The other party replies to the message in seconds.
Glamorous Cockroach: Look, I'll just say you're a common man.
["Glamorous Big Cockroach" retracts a message]
Glamorous cockroach: No reaction at all? Please be specific.
Ji Yu: There is a reaction, but the direction of the reaction is not normal.
Glamorous cockroach: For example?
Ji Yu: For example, I bought multiple breakfasts for her to choose from, but she thought I was going to poison her.
Ji Yu: For example, she thought I was good-looking and invited me to her house as a bodyguard.
Ji Yu: For example, I had already booked a day trip to a luxury park, but she wanted to take me to play cosplay in a crowded world.
Glamorous Cockroach: !!
Glamorous cockroach: Is there a woman in the world with such a clear brain circuit? I don't believe it!
Ji Yu: That's true, so ...... Do you think we still have a show?
Glamorous cockroach: There's a play! There must be a play!!
Obviously, the opposite side was aroused to win, and the black font became more and more exciting the more you looked at it.
Glamorous cockroach: I, the cockroach, swear here, if I don't help you take her, I will cancel my account!
["Glamorous Big Cockroach" retracts a message]
Glamorous Cockroach: I, Big Cockroach, swear here, if I don't help you take her down, I'll change my name to Stupid Big Cockroach.
Ji Yu: So what should I do next?
Glamorous cockroach: I analyzed it carefully, the object of your crush may not be an ordinary person, so the ordinary method of chasing people is not effective, let's change it.
Glamorous cockroach: This time we focus on scheming, money and appearance aside, the important thing is to stand up when she needs help, send her warmth and care, pay attention, be sure to make her feel good about you!
Ji Yu thought of something, typed a few lines of words freely, hesitated for a moment when he saw the sentence "I must make her feel your goodness", deleted them one by one, and returned two words:
Got it.
Closing the chat box, he stood in front of the window and thought for a long time, and finally pushed the door out, came to the third floor, and knocked on Shi Nian's door.
A woman's muffled voice sounded in the room: "He Yueyue, can you slow down a little longer, I have eaten two packs of potato chips!" ”
The door opened, and the four eyes met, and the atmosphere was slightly awkward.
Shi Nian quickly swallowed the potato chips in his mouth, and grinned at the person in front of him: "Hehe, Mr. Ji, why are you?" ”
Ji Yu also smiled at her, "Can you send me your assistant's WeChat?" ”
"Huh?" Shi Nian was surprised and stepped back vigilantly, "What? Are you going to dig the foot of the wall? ”
Ji Yu said succinctly: "Buy pork." ”
“……”
After adding WeChat, Ji Yu took his mobile phone back to the room.
It took a few minutes for the other side to approve the friend request, and a large number of messages were sent the next second of approval.
AAA Pork Wholesale Xiao He: They are all acquaintances, so I won't fix those empty heads.
AAA Pork Wholesale Xiao He: I heard Sister Nian say that you are a big customer, but I don't believe it, or you should buy two pigs to prove your strength.
AAA Pork Wholesale Xiao He: You can absolutely rest assured of the quality of pork, they are all healthy pigs that grew up eating grain, if you don't believe it, you go to a certain sound to search for account XXX, the man who chops pig food live every day is my father.
Drink with the Moon: How many pigs do you have?
AAA Pork Wholesale Xiao He:?
Take the moon and drink: report the number, I want it all.
AAA Pork Wholesale Xiao He: !! Grandpa, allow me to give you one!
AAA Pork Wholesale Xiao He: [Stickman Crazy Kowtow GIF]
Take the moon to drink: kowtow is not necessary, do me a favor.
AAA Pork Wholesale Xiao He: You said that you must go to the soup in the next time!
Take the moon for wine: Send me a message when your sister needs help.
AAA Pork Wholesale Xiao He: ???
AAA Pork Wholesale Xiao He: Oh~~~
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Shi Nian waited for nearly an hour, waiting until his eyes were about to be blind and his heart was about to break, and finally he Yueyue was waiting for the figure of He Yueyue stepping on a skateboard.
Yes, it's skateboarding.
Shi Nianfeng was messy for a few seconds, and asked her in disbelief, "You just slid all the way here?" ”
He Yueyue wiped the beads of sweat from her forehead and smiled innocently: "I took a taxi, but the traffic jam in the city center was too serious, and I was afraid that I would get off the bus too late." ”
“……”
Seeing her working so hard, Shi Nian's face twitched, and he silently swallowed "Why don't you go home and raise pigs" into her stomach:
"So how do I get back? Like you, skateboarding? ”
He Yueyue took out her mobile phone with a smile: "Take a taxi, ......"
Halfway through the "ah", he suddenly remembered the fatal question, and immediately changed the subject: "Actually, stepping on a skateboard...... It's not impossible. ”
Shi Nian held back his stomach and jumped out again: "He Yueyue, you are really a big ...... Lovely! ”
She took a deep breath, lowered her head and typed, and sent a message to Ji Yu: This gentleman, taxi service, is it an appointment?
Two minutes later, a slender figure appeared at the top of the stairs, and the face that was originally smiling changed suddenly the moment he saw He Yueyue.
"Is that you?"
The short-haired girl who made a lot of nonsense in the live broadcast room with the intention of humiliating him?
He Yueyue pretended not to know him, and bowed obediently: "Mr. Ji is good, I am Xiao He, Shi Nian's personal assistant." ”
Ji Yu snorted, his gaze shifted, and fell on Shi Nian: "A few days ago, my assistant just recruited an assistant, with good business ability, a salary of two thousand five and a half, and a RV by himself, do you want to transfer it to you?" ”
Shi Nian: "I downloaded the anti-fraud APP. ”