Chapter 83: Repaying the Favor, I'm Serious
Ji Yu's hand holding the chopsticks paused, his thin lips pursed slightly, and there was a moment of silence.
In fact, what he wants to say is: don't deliberately distance yourself, give my mother a hope, don't worry about the rest, she will make up for it herself.
He doesn't like to repay favors, especially emotionally, but he can't stand some people who have to repay their kindness.
In this case, he reluctantly accepted it, otherwise he would seem too ignorant.
Ji Yu stuffed the slices of meat covered with dipping sauce into his mouth, and the spicy taste swept through his mouth, so spicy that the tips of his ears were glowing bright red:
"I'll do whatever you want."
Shi Nian was shaken by his sudden gentleness, raised his head and poured a large mouthful of sour plum juice, took a deep breath, and said sadly:
"Don't say it so ambiguously, please be a bodyguard and you refuse, introduce you to KTV and let me go, I'm a human, not ruthless wood, I'll be sad too, okay?"
Ji Yu seemed to have been slapped in the pocket head-on, so sober that he couldn't wake up anymore, hooked the corners of his mouth and said coldly:
"Sad? It's right to be sad, I still have a way to make you more sad, there is a nunnery in H Province that lacks a sweeping girl, and then I will send you over to sweep the fallen leaves for a lifetime. ”
"So ruthless?"
"Is it ruthless? I don't think that other presidents have drawn blood to dig up the kidneys and dig the palace, and I can still leave you a whole corpse, you have to know how to be grateful. ”
At this point in the play, Shi Nian felt a cold back, and even raised his arm and made a gesture to stop:
"This topic will stop here, and if we continue to talk about it, we will talk about today's statement, let's talk about some serious things...... I have a lot to say about the fried CP. ”
Ji Yu quickly returned to normal, nodded slightly, and said:
"Well, you say."
When I mentioned this, I came to the spirit, took out my mobile phone, clicked on an APP, and talked endlessly:
"I'll show you two videos first, this is what I knocked some time ago, Zhu Bajie and Shiro's palm pig CP.
No matter what life you are in, no matter what you become, as long as you appear, my whole heart is yours, it's so good! ”
“……”
"And this, the lazy pig CP of the lazy sheep and the pig man, it is the popular little prince of the green grassland, it is the interstellar agent and superhero GG explosion, their marriage is arranged by God and is destined!"
“……”
Ji Yu's expression control system completely collapsed, wrinkled her eyebrows, and asked her with a complicated expression:
"So, what exactly are you trying to express?"
Shi Nian wiped his mouth, sat up straight, and his forehead seemed to be engraved with the four big words "I am an expert":
"According to my years of experience in knocking CP, as long as the person who wants to knock CP has love in his heart, even if it is a person or a dog, he can knock you out."
"And then?"
"Then my suggestion is that we are still the same as before, we can come how we want, and netizens will take action when it comes to firing CP."
“……”
Deathly silence.
After a long time, Ji Yu looked at her expressionlessly and asked:
"Then what's the point of you analyzing this pile?"
Shi Nian's expression was grim, and his tone was serious:
"It can be proved that I am serious about repaying the favor."
“……”
This hot pot finally ended with Ji Yu's ruthless departure.
Shi Nian, who cherishes food, packed the uneaten dishes, stretched out happily, the advertisement was filmed, the hot pot was eaten, and the next thing was to lie down for time.
However, there are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and people have black-hearted leaders.
When she was sleeping soundly in the afternoon, Xie Rong called a series of fatal calls.
Shi Nian yawned, and his voice was full of despair:
"Sister Rong, the life of paramecium is also life!"
Xie Rong didn't talk nonsense with her, and was concise:
"A princess is going to hold a third birthday party, and he specified that you will be invited to be a guest performer, and the remuneration will be 500,000 yuan, can you do it?"
Hearing the amount of money, Shi Nian's sleepy insect flew, but—
"Please be a guest performer? What can I perform? Chest crushed boulder or monkey drill fire ring. ”
Xie Rong was silent for a moment, "I asked you this question, and the other party said that the little princess had heard the children's songs you sang, and she liked it very much, and wanted to hear you sing a few songs live." ”
"Ah......h
One sentence silenced Shi Niangan.
Xie Rong asked: "So you can't take this job?" ”
Shi Nian rubbed his eyes, turned over and got out of bed:
"I don't want to take it, but for the sake of money, I can take it."
“…… At seven o'clock tonight, the banquet room of the Intercontinental Hotel went to the registration word, and someone picked it up. ”
The phone hung up, and Shi Nian looked at the time.
At half past two in the afternoon, it's still early, and you can play a few games.
After logging on to the game account, Shi Nian habitually flipped through the friend column, the substitute sister with super 6 skills was not there, and the 58-year-old divorced with a baby was online.
Since the last time she said goodbye to the canyon, she has never seen the young master log in to the game, but thinking back to the young master's quite stomach operation, it is easy to understand.
is such a dish, she is embarrassed to come out and be scary if she changes her.
Distracted, the screen popped up the ranking invitation interface, inviting the person - 58-year-old divorced with a baby.
Shi Nian didn't think about it, and directly clicked ✕.
It's not that she doesn't recognize people when she turns over money, but she has limited skills and can't take it.
The young master may have realized this and sent her a message: There is a great god belt, are you sure you can't come?
Shi Nian: It's coming! Here it comes!
Entering the room, the five-person squad was full.
In addition to her and the divorced baby, there are also two brick and stone accounts that look unpretentious, one is called Yangcun Village Ba, and the other is a blank name.
and a V10 platinum account with the name Monkey Fishing for the Moon.
The village tyrant of Yangcun was opening the microphone and was complaining about how perverted the leader was, and when he saw Shi Nian coming in, he immediately changed his tone:
"Hold the grass! Big female monkey! I'm a fan of you! ”
Shi Nian turned on the microphone, intending to say hello to the enthusiastic fan, but was preempted by a violent voice:
"Wu Xu, can you be quiet? The dogs in the next room are all woken up by you! ”
The person who spoke was a 58-year-old divorced with a baby.
But...... The sound is noticeably different from last time.
It's sharper, it's harsher, it's harder.
Shi Nian rubbed the screen and asked with a heavy heart:
"On the first floor, you went to Thailand to get your throat straightened?"
Divorced with a baby: "No, what's wrong?" ”
The monkey fishes the moon on the public screen: Don't rub it, let's open it.
Pick a hero link.
Yangcun Village Ba elected the assassin hero Li Bai, and released a bold statement: "I'll take you away, you are free." ”
Divorced with a baby expressed disdain, and confidently selected the hero Xiao Qiao:
"Give me the blue buff, this quacks me and kills me!"
Wrong!
This is not the young master who only deducts blue letters on the chat panel!
Shi Nian: "On the first floor, have you changed people?" And I hear your voice so familiar, don't we know each other? ”
Divorced with a baby: "You just reacted now?" I, Zhou Xingyan, love to talk about the chief director, a rising star in the King's Canyon. ”
"Zhou, Xing, Yan?"
Shi Nian was shocked, recalling the details of the live broadcast day, and a bold conjecture suddenly flashed in his heart, but he was not sure, and asked tentatively:
"So...... Who was the last person who cheated me in the game? ”