Chapter 88 The game experience is average, and it won't be repurchased
Shi Nian was smirking at the comment area with his big teeth, and when he turned to this comment, a carp sat up.
The 58-year-old divorced with a baby is Ji Yu, isn't the local tyrant aunt in the live broadcast room Ji Yu's mother, Xia Yingqiu?
So the owner of this Weibo ...... Is it also summer and autumn?
She was not sure, so she decisively clicked on the homepage to look for evidence.
The background of the homepage is the same frame picture of her and Ji Yu, except for the face, the other positions are all P with colorful love, it looks very trendy, and the tide is so bad that people are guilty of rheumatism.
Signature: I've been living in your love kennel, and I advise you to fill me with dog food.
She is the only one who pays attention, with 2,050 fans, most of whom are CP fans of her and Ji Yu.
The number of Weibo is even more amazing, there are more than 800 of them!
Scrolling down the top Weibo hanging on the hot search list, the first one is a Weibo that replies to netizens' bad comments.
Kawakawa handsome guy: Isn't it just to seduce men when you wear such a riot?
Xia Xia is not short of money: Do you have eyes and bladders? Why do the beads of the eyes ooze urine, and look at everything.
The second is a Weibo that responds to bad comments.
Da Yahua: I'm not the only one who hates women who look like this, right?
Xia Xia is not short of money: yes, only you are annoying.
The third is still the case.
It's Sheng Sheng: These big thick legs, can you stop being scary?
Xia Xia is not short of money: this big stinky mouth, don't come out to spray feces.
……
Turning all the way to the tenth article, finally came to a different one.
Xia Xia is not short of money: I cried in bed for four hours, collapsed ten thousand times, slapped myself 299 times, woke up in a coma and only woke up now, and when I saw that it was dark outside, I suddenly collapsed again, because I couldn't understand why you weren't together yet!
The time in front of the mobile phone screen: ...... My silence was deafening.
This mental state doesn't look like Xia Yingqiu himself.
Not sure, take another look.
Then scrolled down, or replied to netizens' Weibo, it can be seen that Xia Xia is really her hardcore fan, whether it is a private Weibo or an official comment, where there is a comment that scolds her, there is Xia Xia carrying a keyboard to fight.
From personal physical condition greetings to the eighteenth generation of ancestors, the combat ability is quite strong.
In addition to scolding, Xia Xia is also keen on spreading all kinds of crazy literature, the content is basically related to the commemoration of CP, and a glance and a smile between the two can make her stumble to death and can't stop.
During the broadcast of the Love Talk program, she could post dozens of crazy literature that knocked CP a day.
It's too hard, it's really too hard.
When you go to school, you have to have this energy, and Tsinghua University and Peking University will pick it at will.
After flipping through more than 200 Weibo posts in a row, Shi Nian can basically determine that this Xia Xia is not another Xia Xia.
Because even if her imagination is rich enough, she can't imagine the appearance of a dignified and noble forty-eight-year-old aunt, twisting, crawling, screaming, and going crazy on the bed with her mobile phone.
Just when she put this netizen in the sand sculpture column and was about to return, she inadvertently turned to a comment.
Cold Bag Foreman: May I ask which pair of CPs your Excellency is knocking, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy together, and everyone will knock together.
Xia Xia is not short of money: of course it's my son and my future daughter-in-law [cool] [cool]
Seeing this, Shi Nian was silent for a moment, clicked back, and didn't continue to scroll down.
The vest has fallen off, and it would be rude to turn it over again.
My aunt is so old, it's hard to have fun, so she won't be cruel and deprived.
However, after forwarding the helmet advertisement, she still couldn't help but go to WeChat to chat with Ji Yu.
Omura Flower in the neighboring village: Lingtang has been in a good mental state recently?
Two minutes later, Ji Yu replied with a question mark.
Neighboring Village: Will Ling Tang suddenly laugh wildly at his mobile phone recently, accompanied by abnormal behaviors such as slapping his legs, pulling his hair, rolling, and roaring?
Brother Peony: ???
Brother Peony: I have something to say.
When the village is in the neighboring village, Omura Hana: Young people should not only focus on work, but also take time to spend time with their parents. Ling Tang is home alone, no one accompanies him, and his mental state is easy to have problems.
It took several minutes before Ji Yu replied to the message.
Brother Peony: I have conveyed your words to Ms. Xia, she is very happy and invites you to accompany her shopping tomorrow.
Hana Omura in the neighboring village: I'm a big name with four million followers now, and the appearance fee is very expensive.
Brother Peony: I pried away Shi Yuanshan's partner.
Omura Hana in the neighboring village: [Affirmation from the big guy]
Neighboring Village: Send me the time and place, and I will be there on time.
Brother Peony: I'll pick you up then.
Brother Peony: Are you free? Do you want to have two exciting and exciting games of pushing towers?
Hana Omura in the neighboring village: Why do you like playing games so much lately? The game is good, but don't be greedy.
Brother Peony: The recording location of the next episode of the show is a game club in H City, do you want to make a move or do you want to make a fool of yourself?
Omura Hana in the neighboring village: No. 1!
In order to get ahead in the next episode of the show and show off the audience, the two spent an afternoon researching N combinations.
1. Kill the opposite combo. Against the hero Sun Ce and Daji, Sun Ce drove the boat and went on a rampage, and Daji drove crazy and sparse.
However, due to Ji Yu's driving skills being too crotch-pulling, he often hit the wall, and this plan was temporarily aborted.
2. Octax mirror combination. Against the hero Baili Shou Yu plus Mozi, Mozi opened a cannon to control the opposite side, and Shou Yu threw a sniper with a headshot.
This brought us to the issue of hit percentage, and the two tried it out, eventually ending the game with a friendly greeting from their teammates.
3. In-situ penalty station combination. Against the hero Zhang Liang and Emperor Dongdong, no matter how strong and good the opponent is, he can only die on the spot when he encounters them.
The operation of these two heroes is very simple, but the damage is too low, and they need the cooperation of their teammates to make up for the damage, but the teammates are many cows and horses, and the people still don't listen to the command, so they don't need it.
……
Late at night, Shi Nian rubbed his sour eyes, put down his phone, and sighed faintly:
"Let's share my experience from today's game."
Ji Yu's low voice came from the earpiece: "Say." ”
"The canyon structure is too complicated, the river water is too deep, the defense tower is a tofu scum project, the soldiers are not doing their jobs, and the teammates are not as good as the cattle and horses, in general, the game experience is average, and it will not be repurchased."
"Then I threatened Zhou Xingyan to change the recording location?"
"It doesn't have to be."
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Nine o'clock in the morning the next day.
Ji Yu drove her sleek Rolls-Royce and appeared downstairs in the community on time.
Three minutes later, Shi Nian, dressed in casual clothes, sneakers, and wearing a mask, sneaked out of the side door of the community, carrying a marijuana bag that could hold three children.
Ji Yu looked at this scene incomprehensibly, and his eyebrows gradually twisted from wavy lines to kelp knots:
"You're going...... Robbing a bank? ”
"Look, this thing can fit a lot."
Shi Nian unfolded the hemp bag, exhaled, put on a bag of air, and showed off to him excitedly:
"With it, Mom doesn't have to worry about running out of stuff anymore!"