Chapter 95: Beautiful women are unlucky, starting with liking men
[No problem, no problem at all, hahaha...... Keep this style, I'll see when Zhou Xingyan will come to want you. 】
[The children's rhyme is a piece of let you play clearly. 】
[Thank you, I don't know the word dad anymore. 】
Faced with her eloquent rhetorical question, the NPC was speechless and could only obediently hand over the badge that could summon creeps.
Before the red buff, the Assassin Muraba was challenging the tongue twister quest:
The Cowherd loves Liu Niang every year, Liu Niang misses the Cowherd, the Cowherd loves Liu Niang, Liu Niang misses the Cowherd, and the Lang loves the Niang.
It's a very short tongue twister, but it's undoubtedly a hellish test for the village tyrant who has an extremely strong accent and can pronounce the drink as drinking urine.
After reading it more than a dozen times in a row and failing to clear the level smoothly, the village tyrant collapsed and hugged the NPC's thigh, and his voice was desolate:
"Big brother, why don't you kill me!"
Shi Nian, who was passing by next to him, grabbed him up, waved his big hand, and was arrogant:
"Isn't it just a tongue twister? I got it! ”
The NPC smiled contemptuously and confidently took out the quest card:
"Here you go."
Shi Nian glanced at it casually, and he didn't even need to be familiar with the link:
"Cowherd loves every year%*#&(#&%*&...... OK, done, badge. ”
Looking at her long outstretched arms, NPC's eyes were about to pop out:
"No, you...... Are you done? ”
Shi Nian glanced at him arrogantly: "Challenge to read tongue twisters, isn't this the end of reading?" ”
NPC: "You don't have to read every word, but at least you speak a human language, right?" ”
Shi Nian didn't argue with him, spoke with facts, and turned his head to ask the village tyrant:
"You say, my pronunciation package is not accurate?"
The village tyrant understood in seconds and gave her a thumbs up in admiration:
"It's accurate, it's too accurate!"
"Do you hear it, others can understand it, you can't understand it, it's your ear problem, it's not my pronunciation problem."
NPC:“……”
With such a guest, he is unlucky.
"Badge, take it, don't come next time!"
Soon, the other three also successfully completed the mission and got the summoning badge.
Several people came to gather in front of the second tower of the middle road as agreed, and then went to the first tower of the middle road together.
At this time, the mage Lu Youchuan had defeated the minions and was completing the task released by the NPC of the defense tower: reciting five Tang poems related to summer.
When he memorized the second song, a group of tall men suddenly jumped out of the grass next to him, and he didn't even have time to call for help before he was pressed down under the defense tower.
Zhou Xingyan's emotional voice sounded in the loudspeaker:
"The Tigers mage is defeated and enters the waiting for resurrection mode, waiting for three minutes."
Two NPC creeps wearing sunglasses appear and rudely drag him away.
The first battle was lost, and the Tigers were in chaos.
Xu Sheng wanted to use the flash skill to teleport to the middle lane to guard the tower, but Jiang Wanqiao disagreed:
"The five of them are in the middle lane, and if you go, you will be sent to death, or we will take advantage of the fact that the other party is not guarding the tower, first pull out the tower on the lower road, and then go to the middle lane to support."
Xu Sheng's attitude was resolute: "No, the five of them, the tower is being demolished too quickly, and they must go back to defend."
Otherwise, you stay in the lower lane and demolish the tower, the assassins don't collect the wild monsters first, go to the middle lane as soon as possible to defend, I'll be obscene, try to hold out for a while. ”
[Wow, Xu Sheng is very professional, did his homework in advance? ] 】
[Speaking of cold knowledge, we Shengsheng have been playing this game for two years, and the strongest king of the rank, the shooter is super 6.] 】
[It's worthy of being my wife, I'm good at everything, rush, knock down the group of clowns opposite! ] 】
On the other side, Niu Kulu Zhen Huan's dragon slaying team did not dare to delay for a moment, and immediately eliminated the enemy minions, consumed a wild monster badge, and summoned two minions to come to the enemy defense tower.
The enemy NPC takes out the quest card and reads it word by word:
"As we all know, King XX is a game that tests the tacit understanding of teammates, in order to test the ......"
Ji Yu frowned and interrupted him impatiently:
"Getting to the point."
The NPC puts away the quest card and holds his head high:
"Squats of love, 50 reps."
Shi Nian looked at his teammates beside him and quickly had an idea:
"Village tyrant, we are in a group; Ji Yu, you and Xiao Zhou in one group, Xiao Song count, two groups do it together to save time. ”
Let's just go and hug the village tyrant.
Muraba: "??? ”
NPC:“??? ”
Ji Yu: "??? ”
The world was silent for three seconds.
The NPC blinked and asked incredulously:
"What did you say?"
The village tyrant jumped behind Zhou Shiyuan in one step:
"Sister Nian, I can't help it, I want face."
…… Death too.
Ji Yu didn't say a word, he simply tore open the button at the neckline, strode forward in Shi Nian's surprised gaze, passed one hand under his armpit, and the other hand clasped the waistline, and hugged the person without saying anything.
The moment she rose into the air, Shi Nian's heart trembled, and she subconsciously grabbed the collar of his shirt, and the already loose neckline was pulled by her, and a button was opened, revealing a pair of sexy collarbones and a large piece of smooth and fair skin.
Further down, the toned chest muscles are also visible......
The barrage boiled instantly, and the bitter tea flew wildly.
Shi Nian blushed and let go of his hand, feeling inappropriate halfway through the release, and raised his hand to help him buckle the button.
Ji Yu felt the slightly cool temperature of her fingertips, her Adam's apple rolled, a faint smile appeared on her lips, and her voice was hoarse and sultry:
"Hold on, I'm going to start."
Shi Nian let out a dull "oh" and hooked his neck, and the distance between the two was very close.
So close that every time she squatted, she could feel the muscles on the man's arms and shoulders, which were hard and a little squealing.
You can also see the color between the pupils of a man's eyes, like a clear spring full of flowers in spring, beautiful and gentle enough...... Gentle enough to drown a sow.
The heart is suddenly beating very fast, and there is a faint tendency to get out of control.
"Beauty is unlucky, it starts with liking men."
Shi Nian silently recited a heart-clearing mantra, and after chanting, he closed his eyes.
Not to be outdone, Zhou Shiyuan picked up the village tyrant, while Song Xinyou helped count on the side, and summoned the next group of soldiers in time before they were killed by the defense tower.
Just when the two groups of people were snorting and desperately doing the task, a voice broadcast sounded from the loudspeaker:
"The Tigers shooter has used the flash skill, please stop the activity and wait for the announcement."
Zhou Shiyuan was anxious when he heard this: "No, I still have someone in my arms, can't we wait for us to finish the task and then stop?" ”
"I can't." Zhou Xingyan's voice was indifferent and underwhelming: "You look to the left, you also hugged someone, why didn't others speak, just you talk a lot of nonsense?" Zhou Shiyuan, are you not good? ”
Zhou Shiyuan: "You can't do it, your whole family can't do it!" ”
In order to prove that he was very good, he gritted his teeth and turned people upside down.
Ji Yu glanced at him and silently tightened his arms.
When he was firmly trapped in his arms, he said:
"Big brother, we don't have to be so obedient."