Chapter 103: Fairy, Eat My Old Sun
【??? The big female monkey won't get drunk, right? 】
[I've drunk that wine, it's just over 20 degrees, and she only drank half a glass, isn't it?] 】
[Looking at the walking posture that these six relatives don't recognize, they are indeed drunk. 】
[Hahaha...... Let me see who picked up my sister like a hooligan, and poured a glass of wine, oh, it turned out to be a big female monkey! 】
In order to maintain his tall image, Shi Never Admit Defeat Nian resolutely refused to let Ji Yu support him, kicked the right step, walked into the VIP box on the third floor step by step, and then plunged into the quilt.
Ji Yu was afraid that she would be suffocated to death, so she fished out the person and turned it over, the light in the room was a little dim, and the hazy light and shadow were embellished on her cheeks, lining the scarlet color extraordinarily brightly.
His heartstrings moved slightly, and he couldn't help but raise his right hand, but the moment his fingertips fell, he shifted the direction and pushed the messy hair on the side of his face behind his ears.
The Adam's apple rolls, and the voice is as mellow as the night:
"Niannian, are you okay? Do you want me to stay with you? ”
[Ahhh What do I hear? Missing? He called her Nian Nian! 】
[Nian Nian not only wants someone to accompany him, but also kisses and hugs, you can watch it. 】
[The bed is already made, the lights and cameras are in place, what are you waiting for?] Come on! 】
The live broadcast room was agitated, and the bitter tea flew around, but the person concerned calmly opened his eyes and shook his head:
"I'm fine, I'm fine, you go to dinner, come on, eat my share."
There was a bit of drunkenness in her voice, and she sounded exceptionally soft, but the chaotic little brain still retained a trace of reason, pointed to the camera brother in front of the bed, and muttered dissatisfiedly:
"Why is he still filming, what's there to shoot with a headache?"
If you shoot it again, you will be exposed!
Ji Yu's eyes were slightly raised, and his sharp gaze fell on the camera, and the cameraman understood in seconds, and while taking small steps back, he asked without giving up:
"What about the teacher's live broadcast room at that time? Closed? That's not in order, right? ”
Ji Yu turned on the air conditioner in the room, helped Shi Nian cover the quilt by the way, turned around, and said simply:
"Shoot me and shut down my live broadcast room."
Another camera brother: "......"
I've never been so speechless in my life.
*
Downstairs.
The little gourd patted Xu Sheng's shoulder, and when her arm fell, she "accidentally" touched her soft little hand, and laughed:
"It can be seen that Miss Xu really likes this game and understands the core of the game very thoroughly, so she can have the opportunity to cooperate in depth."
Xu Sheng endured the nausea, rubbed the back of his hand on the hem of his skirt, and smiled softly:
"Then I'll wait for the good news from Mr. Qian."
At this time, a waiter wearing a Bajie cos costume walked over:
"Mr. Qian, the dish is ready."
"Then let's start serving, Miss Xu, the dining area is in front, you can go over by yourself, I don't look good, so I won't disturb everyone's eating Yaxing."
The little gourd made a gesture of please, and when the camera turned, his face immediately changed, and he snorted disdainfully:
"Isn't it just a rich second generation who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it and a group of little stars who don't get into the stream? What is there to drag? ”
He turned and walked to the staircase, took out his mobile phone and made a call, and soon, a man in a black uniform with a large set of keys hanging from his waist went downstairs.
"What room is Nan Nizi in the last name? Give me the key. ”
The man held the key resignedly, not quite wanting to give:
"Mr. Qian, are you sure you want to go? The one named Ji Yu looks very difficult to mess with. ”
The little gourd glared at him and smiled obscenely:
"What do you think? As the head of the restaurant, I just take care of the drunk guests, right? ”
Seeing his resolute attitude, the man had to hand over the key:
"Miss Shi is in room 303."
"You kid, be smart, look good downstairs, I'll give you a salary increase next month."
The little gourd patted him on the shoulder and impatiently entered the elevator.
After seeing him leave, the man's face also changed:
"Oh, stupid thing, who cares about your broken salary?"
He's going to be the director!
On the other side, as soon as Ji Yu left, Shi Nian honestly lay on the bed for no more than five minutes before being beaten back to his original form, holding a drying rack and wearing a sheet, he grabbed the monster in the room.
As soon as the little gourd opened the door, he didn't even have time to open his eyes to see where the bed was, and he was stunned by a blow on the head.
"Oh, where did the goblin come from, he looks so ugly, eat my grandson!"
“???”
The little gourd's brain is down.
No, who is a serious female star who turns into a monkey and a demon after drinking?
Shi Nian didn't give him a chance to think about life at all, finished reading the lines in a straight voice, danced the robe behind him, raised the drying rack again, and aimed at his brain
gdua
g banged wildly.
As he tapped, he continued to recite strange lines:
"Old goblin, suffer death!"
"Today, I am in the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave Monkey Sky Great Sage GG explosion to take you as a goblin for Tianxingdao!"
"Kill! Kill! Kill! ”
The little gourd was so frightened by her crazy and unrecognized state that her soul was about to crack, and she completely forgot the purpose of this trip, covered her head and turned around and ran.
Shi Nian was willing to let go of this monster sent to the door, grabbing the drying rack and chasing after him.
When Ji Yu got the news and rushed upstairs to save people, he saw such a scene:
The little gourd was like a bulky big crab, lying on the ground, climbing to the staircase with his hands and feet, and not far away, Shi Nian ran bare feet and holding a drying rack.
The white sheets behind her were lifted by the wind, outlining her heroic figure into a majestic general.
In the blink of an eye, she had run behind the little gourd, and the small hanger was pumping and pumping on the fat thighs, making the little gourd cry and call her mother.
[Hold the grass, what kind of scene is this?! 】
[Chase and escape games, love to talk about reserved programs, don't watch it for a few days, and the sisters forgot about it? ] 】
[Big female monkey, a model for our generation! ] To treat a lewd man, you have to come to this trick to let him know who is the father! 】
Ji Yu recovered from a brief stunned, moved his wrist and strode forward, pulling Shi Nian who was dancing aside, and then turned around and pulled the little gourd up.
The little gourd showed gratitude:
"Thank you, you're still blamed for L......"
Before he finished speaking, Ji Yu suddenly raised his long legs, kicked his round belly, and kicked him with great strength, directly kicking the person to the door panel of the box next door.
There was a loud bang, shaking everyone's lost brains back.
Zhou Shiyuan turned his head and covered the camera that was still working:
"Just now a big black mouse floated past the camera, did you see it? It's so dark! ”
The audience in the live broadcast room jumped up and down at the black screen:
[Zhou Shiyuan, take your hands away! ] I want to see heroes save beauty! 】
[How can there be a hero to save beauty? It's obviously a mixed doubles for husband and wife! 】
[What husband and wife mixed doubles?] Obviously no one is fighting, the thunder just now is so loud, is it going to rain? 】
[Sisters, it's going to rain, go home and collect your clothes!] 】