Chapter 120: Diagnosed as a lazy sheep
Shi Nian slept until twelve o'clock at noon before waking up, and when he opened his eyes, his head was like being kicked eight hundred times by a horse, and the pain was about to crack.
turned on the phone, there were still a lot of unread messages and missed calls, except for the two condolence messages sent by Ji Yu, all that was left was Xie Papi's indiscriminate bombardment.
She rubbed her temples, pretended not to see anything, and fell asleep again, her eyes just closed when her phone rang.
The phone was connected, and Xie Rong's ultra-high decibel roar that could shatter people's eardrums rang over there:
"Shi Nian, it's been four hours! Do you know how I spent four hours without contacting you? ”
Shi Nian pulled the phone a little farther away and explained to her with great sincerity:
"Sister Rong, I didn't mean not to answer your call, there was a reason for it."
Xie Rong smiled coldly: "Say, what is the reason?" ”
Shi Nian sighed, and his tone was heavy:
"Just now, I was diagnosed."
Xie Rong was a little flustered: "What was the diagnosis?" ”
"I was diagnosed as a lazy sheep, because I am lazy, procrastinating and like to sleep, and there are so many excuses."
“???”
"I was also diagnosed as a concubine and has been alive, but I am very weak every day and can't get out of bed at all."
"Time to !!"
Xie Rong's voice raised by eight degrees:
"Do you believe that I'm going to rush to your house right now, pull you out of bed and behead you for public display?"
After all, laughing and laughing, when it came to work, Shi Nian still sat up and sat up.
It's not that she loves her job.
It's that she is kind-hearted and doesn't want to cause trouble to Xie Papi, who is also a cattle and horse worker.
"My head says it doesn't want to be separated from its neck just yet, but my stomach says it's hungry right now and urgently needs an oversized dry pot bullfrog with rice to fill the gap."
Xie Rong: "...... If you didn't enter the company before the takeaway came, all you had in front of you was the skeleton of a dry pot frog. ”
"Gotcha!"
Shi Nian hung up the phone, and before getting out of bed, he didn't forget to send a message to He Yueyue, asking her to clean up in advance and take a taxi.
Five minutes later, she came out of the bathroom after washing, and when she looked at her phone, He Yueyue had already replied to the message, and she replied with several photos of luxury cars.
She didn't know exactly what the brand was, but judging by the shiny logo, it should be worth a lot of money.
Shi Nian called her backhandedly: "What do you mean?" Are you quitting your job as a car salesman? ”
"What did you say? I said that I want to raise you to be the most beautiful female star in the entertainment industry, and I must not break my word. ”
He Yueyue was beaming, "This is the car I just picked up in the morning, specially selected to set off your identity as a popular female star, how about it, beautiful, right?" ”
"It looks good, how much did you buy it?"
Shi Nian asked casually, put on lipstick in the mirror, trying to make her face not look like a female ghost who had been dead for three days, but He Yueyue's next words directly made her put lipstick on her chin.
"It's not much, it's just more than two million."
"More than two million!?" Shi Nian's hands were shaking, "Don't tell me you're going to rob a bank." ”
He Yueyue smiled: "No, this is the reward my mother gave me for selling pigs." ”
"How many?"
"About 2,000 heads."
Shi Nian held his mobile phone, and his murderous intentions were everywhere:
"So you left a few thousand pigs unraveled, and came here to receive more than 4,000 wages for me as an assistant?"
He Yueyue continued to smile: "It doesn't matter if you have money or not, the main thing is that you like the feeling of being in close contact with beautiful women." ”
Shi Nian gritted his teeth: "He Yueyue, next time we meet, you'd better stay away from me." ”
"Why?"
"Because I was just diagnosed with Niu Kulu Zhen Huan, I can't see anything dirty in my eyes."
“……”
On the way to the company in a luxury car, Shi Nian kept his hands on his knees and his eyes closed throughout the whole process.
It wasn't until I entered the company and saw the coveted bullfrog that the eyes that were hurt by money burst out again:
"Sister Rong, you are a good person, I will be good to you for the rest of my life!"
Xie Rong swept her haggard face, and the question in her mouth turned into care:
"You're in this state...... Got up in the middle of the night and went on a date with a male ghost? ”
Shi Nian opened the packaging of disposable chopsticks, shook his head and sighed while sandwiching meat:
"Well, it's a long story......"
Last night, she was so excited that she drank three bottles and two sips of beer in one go, how proud she was when she drank it, and how embarrassed she was when she vomited.
First vomited in the Northeast restaurant, and on the way back, she vomited again, and as soon as she looked up after vomiting, she saw two phantoms, one black and one white, floating under the street lamp, which scared her, and evolved into a black demon fairy on the spot to go to a duel with the ghost.
But in the end, it didn't work, it wasn't that she couldn't beat her, but Ji met a cruel tyrant and carried her home directly.
After listening to her colorful description, Xie Rong raised a very key question:
"So what the hell are those two ghosts you saw yesterday?"
"I guess it's a plastic bag or something?"
Shi Nian muttered, netizens can feed the black plastic bag as a stray dog, and it is reasonable for her to recognize the plastic bag as a ghost, right?
In this regard, Xie Rong's thoughts were: "I don't believe it, you go and ask Ji Yu." ”
"Can there still be a little trust between people?"
Shi Nian glanced at her, and unadmittedly took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Ji Yu: Family, who understands, I have a nightmare, I dreamed that black and white impermanence came to lock my soul, I was so scared.
Only five seconds after the message was sent, Ji Yu called:
"Woke up?"
"Well, I haven't been waking up for long, and I'm still scared."
Ji Yu sighed in a low voice, and his voice was a little speechless:
"First of all, it's not a dream; Secondly, it is not black and white impermanence, it is innocent passers-by wearing Hanfu; Finally, weren't you brave yesterday? And one trick to turn people into pigs, why are you afraid now? ”
...... in Hanfu Innocent passers-by.
Shi Nian tried to hide his embarrassment with laughter:
"Hahaha...... Then I looked weird, and I didn't recognize people as plastic bags. ”
Ji Yu: "......"
After a moment of silence, he casually changed the subject:
"Have you eaten? Do you need someone to bring you a morning ...... Lunch? ”
Shi Nian took a photo of him and replied happily:
"I've eaten, a feast of love from my agent."
"Then you eat slowly, I still have a meeting, and I'll contact you in the evening."
hung up the phone, felt ashamed of Shi Nian buried his head in showing off his food, and never mentioned the plastic bag.
Xie Rong, who listened to the whole conversation: I wanted to laugh, but I didn't dare to laugh, for fear of damaging the agent's majestic image.
In the end, I couldn't bear to run into the toilet, and laughed for three minutes before adjusting my mood and talking to her about business:
"The person in charge of King XX contacted me in the morning, and the other party intends to ask you to be the spokesperson of the game, what do you think?"
"Poof......!"
Shi Nian sprayed rice on the spot:
"Sister Rong, are you crazy?"
"I think you're not sober enough."
Xie Rong raised his hand and pinched the soft flesh on her cheeks:
"Are you awake now?"