At three o'clock in the afternoon, Ji Yu took Shi Nian to the most famous security company in S City.

Before he entered, Shi Nian was attracted by the handsome security guard in black uniform outside the guard room.

The broad shoulders, the strong muscles, the long, straight legs...... It's very safe to look at!

Shi Nian rushed to the security guard with a big stride and waved in greeting:

"Hello handsome guy, I am the human body of Ultraman Tiga, I was injured in the last battle and can't transform anymore, I need a boy to protect me closely, let me become a light again, defend the earth, are you willing to help me, defend the earth and protect humanity with me?"

The security guard glanced at her and calmly took out the walkie-talkie:

"Report to the captain, there is an unknown psychopath outside the main entrance of the company, do you want to drive it away directly, or send it to a nearby mental hospital?"

Shi Nian choked, and then obediently returned to Ji Yu's side, muttering with a resentful face:

"This guy can't do it, there's no humor germs, I don't like it."

Ji Yu flicked her head lightly and said lazily:

"Put away your humorous germs, I don't want to accompany you to a mental hospital just yet."

Shi Nianxin sighed reluctantly:

"Okay."

Entering the company hall, they were warmly received by a black-clad soldier codenamed 025.

This fighter is very tall, very muscular, and good everywhere, but his skin is a little dark, and he grins his front teeth when he smiles, which looks like a 250.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Madam, our company undertakes various types of security services, please go to different rooms to find the relevant person in charge to handle the business according to your personal needs.

Please go to room 1 for wealthy disputes, room 2 for funeral services, room 3 for celebrity activities, and room 4 for personal disputes...... For illegal activities, please turn left when you go out, and surrender to the police station. ”

Shi Nian decisively entered room 4, and as soon as he pushed the door, the male hormones in the room came to his face.

Room 4 is a large gym, full of macho men in black tight vests exercising.

Muscles, sweat, long legs, handsome guys......

Shi Nian was confused for a moment - he felt that he was not here to choose a bodyguard, but to visit the kiln.

She grabbed Ji Yu's wrist with a trembling little hand, and her voice was full of expectation:

"Just now, I changed my life ideals."

Ji Yu looked down at her hand on his wrist, his Adam's apple rolled, and he didn't speak.

Shi Nian sighed with excitement:

"In the past, my dream was to open a bar full of male models and give every sister who loves to drink a home, but today, when I entered this security company, I realized that my pattern was smaller.

In the future, my dream is to open a security company full of muscular hunks so that all the sisters on the earth will no longer be hurt! ”

With that, she rushed straight to the macho man who was holding a dumbbell behind the door:

"You can't practice this, the muscle lines are not obvious, so let's do it, you WeChat to me, give me 10 photos every day, and I will personally supervise it to ensure that the effect is significant."

The macho man looked at her in a daze, and before he could speak, a man in a suit and leather shoes with a powerful aura suddenly appeared, covered the woman's eyes, and directly pulled the person out of room 4.

Out of the room, Ji Yu turned around and called Soldier 025:

"No. 250, call your company's best bodyguard, don't look at the rest."

Soldier 025 looked left and right, and pointed to himself in confusion:

"Are you calling me?"

Ji Yu raised his eyebrows and asked rhetorically: "Otherwise?" ”

025：“……”

Forget it, for the sake of the other party's money, he barely took this 250 for half a day.

He walked up to the two of them with his head held high and his eyes unsquinted, stood up and saluted, and replied in a straight voice:

"Hello sir, I am the best bodyguard in the company."

Shi Nian: "Really? I don't believe it. ”

025 didn't talk nonsense, turned around and entered room 4 and pulled out five macho men, and then demonstrated a live-action version of 1V5 on the spot.

As the last macho man fell to the ground, the empty hall resounded with Shi Nian's exaggerated cheers and applause:

"Good! That's great! Number 250, it's you! ”

025 Maintain a smile with your front teeth:

"What type of service do you need?"

"Personal disputes."

"Can you be more specific?"

Ji Yu also lowered his eyes and looked at her, with an interesting expression, as if he wanted to see what kind of fart she could release.

Shi Nian was entangled for a few seconds, and took off his mask with his orchid finger:

"Did you see that? In fact, I am a star, a beautiful, kind and popular female star, after I became popular, I always felt that there were Diao people who wanted to harm me. ”

025 didn't speak, Ji Yu spoke first:

"You have this symptom, it is useless to ask a bodyguard, it is recommended to ask a mage, or go to a psychiatric hospital for treatment."

Shi Nian was domineering and waved his hand arrogantly:

"Don't worry, I'm going to hire a bodyguard."

025 Keep Smiling:

"I already know the specific situation, what kind of service package do you want to choose?"

"For example?"

"On an hourly basis, 200 per hour; 5000 per day on a daily basis; VIP monthly subscription, 150,000 per month; VIP annual subscription, two million per year. ”

"You wait a minute, I'll do the math."

Shi Nian took out the calculator and asked him after a round of trouble:

"Brother, you profiteer, right? How can the longer you are employed, the more expensive it is? Whose good people are VIP to spend more money? ”

025 explained to her unhurriedly:

"Madam, think about it from another angle, the normal working hours of a migrant worker are eight hours a day, and overtime pay should be paid for overtime, right? Do you need a night shift subsidy for night shifts? Triple pay on holidays, right? Isn't this reasonable? ”

"It's not me who carries it, whose migrant workers only work eight hours a day?"

Shi Nian turned his head to look at Ji Yu: "Your migrant workers only work eight hours a day?" ”

Ji Yu shook his head, "Well, I abide by the law, and the labor law is also the law." ”

“……”

This kid, this is not how the stage is dismantled.

"Forget it, let's not discuss this, so let's do it, I'll come for 240 hours first, and then renew it for 720 hours if it's useful."

Now it's 025's turn to panic: "Huh? ”

Shi Nian raised his chin tuggingly:

"What? Haven't seen anyone who counts time by hours? ”

025 was speechless: "Please wait a moment, ma'am, I'll go print the contract and debug the equipment." ”

Ten minutes later, 025 returned to the hall with a cardboard box in his arms, and as he took his things out, he explained:

"This is a miniature walkie-talkie, with 24-hour battery life, and it can be used without inserting a card or network;

This is a locator, with radar technology, accurate positioning, to eliminate the risk of getting lost......

This is our labor contract, and if there is no problem, you can sign it directly. ”

Shi Nian took the contract and handed it to Ji Yu:

"Law-abiding Mr. Ji, please review."