Chapter 129: Take out your phone and calm down the game
The first question to be answered is the commemorative CP.
In order to prevent the two from secretly communicating with each other, the staff deliberately separated them with cardboard and put on the same cat ear soundproof earmuffs for them.
With a whistle, the answer begins.
Question 1:
Shi Nian helped an old man cross the road, and the old man said, "This girl is so kind, but she looks a little ugly." ”
At this time, how will Shi Nian respond?
As soon as the question came out, the audience fell silent.
Zhou Shiyuan was so shocked that his eyes were about to pop out: "No, have they tacitly understood to this extent now?" ”
Shi Nian: "...... Can you be human? ”
Ji Yu: "I know you want to embarrass us, but there's no need to ignore the facts and close your eyes. ”
The staff smiled: "Dear, please answer the question." ”
The two had no choice but to use their imagination to scribble on the answer sheet.
Shi Nian wrote: Help him back.
Ji Yu wrote: replied to him: "Grandpa is in good health, but his mouth stinks." ”
Tacit understanding value: 0
Question 2:
Ji Yu had dinner with his partner, and as soon as he sat down, his partner said, "You are not qualified to sit next to me." ”
At this time, how will Ji Yu respond?
Shi Nian's face was distorted when he heard it, as if he had seen a ghost: "The author of the question has such a rich imagination, it's a pity not to be a screenwriter." ”
Ji Yu had a straight face, and his body was cold: "The person who came out with this question, after recording this issue, please take the initiative to go through the resignation procedures." ”
The smile of the staff did not change: "Dear, please answer the question." ”
Shi Nian continued to use her amazing imagination and wrote a line on the answer sheet:
ran out crying, hanged himself at the door of his company the next day, and closed down his company.
Ji Yu wrote: Screw off his head.
Tacit understanding value: 0
Question 3:
Shi Nian drew a beautiful makeup to participate in a brand event, but was attacked by a fellow female star: "You are good-looking, and you are not piled up with cosmetics, unlike me, who is so real without makeup." ”
At this time, how will Shi Nian respond?
Shi Nian: rushed to the stage, took away the microphone, and invited her to give a speech on 5,000 words of skin care experience on stage for the benefit of the public.
Ji Yu: Buy makeup remover and splash it on her face.
Tacit understanding value: 0
Question 4:
When Mr. Ji was in a meeting, he suddenly let out a very loud fart, and the audience was instantly quiet, Mr. Ji looked at Ji Yu and gave him a look.
At this time, how will Ji Yu help Mr. Ji out of the siege?
At this moment, Shi Nian had given up struggling, and made up his pen: knelt at his feet and kowtowed to him: "Please don't look at me anymore, I don't know what to do." ”
Ji Yu wrote: Take out your phone and play the game to calm down.
Shi Nian looked at his answer, fell into deep thought, and soon, grinned and returned to the state of being alive and vigorous before playing:
"Next!"
Question 5:
Suddenly, someone hugged Shi Nian's thigh and said, "Please, don't say any more." ”
At this time, how will Shi Nian respond?
Shi Nian: Take out your phone and calm down the game.
Ji Yu: Take out your phone and calm down the game.
Tacit Understanding: 100%
The same is true for the next three questions.
No matter what the question is, the answer for both is - take out your phone and play the game to calm down.
The two also relied on this tacit understanding to get a good score of 4 points.
Zhou Shiyuan and Song Xinyou, who came on the stage later, also wanted to follow suit, but the program team had already taken countermeasures and changed the type of problem in time.
For example, Zhou Shiyuan's favorite anime and Song Xinyou's favorite dish......
But the two don't know anything but each other's names and genders, so the result is obvious: eight duck eggs.
In contrast, Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yi'an's tacit understanding value has reached the full score level, not only can they accurately answer each other's favorite music works, film and television works, but they were also dug out to watch a movie together on Wednesday.
The CP fans in the live broadcast room were jubilant, and the main owner also got a good score of 6 points.
It's Yisheng's turn to bless you CP.
Since the two of them quarreled in the teahouse, they haven't paid attention to each other, and they used to pretend to be angry in front of the camera, but now they don't pretend directly.
Xu Sheng's face was gloomy and he said very little; Lu Youchuan frowned, looking impatient.
Naturally, they couldn't answer the questions well in this state, and in the end, the two only scored 2 points.
At the end of the game, the program team announced four ways to go up the mountain: off-road vehicles, electric vehicles, skateboards, and walking.
Shi Nian was puzzled: "No, who is a good person riding an electric car to climb the mountain?" ”
The staff explained intimately: "Dear, the mountain road has been built on the mountain~ And our electric car is not an ordinary electric vehicle, but a new technology, super horsepower love cow electric car." Love cow electric car, climb the mountain it is the best! ”
Shi Nian: "......"
It's out, and it's all sponsored.
Jiang Wanqiao stepped forward and took away the off-road vehicle key in the hands of the staff with a smile:
"Ainiu electric car is indeed very good, but I choose an off-road vehicle, I miss it, I'm embarrassed."
Shi Nian was ambitious: "Then I choose an electric car, I want to see how good it is." ”
Then Xu Sheng and Lu Youchuan chose skateboarding, but Zhou Shiyuan and Song Xinyou had no choice but to walk.
The eight guests loaded their luggage into the off-road vehicle, had a brief lunch, and then set out on the journey up the mountain in four ways.
Good night CP was far ahead, and at the beginning of the game, he threw the other three groups to the foot of the mountain with one foot of the accelerator.
Shi Nian and Ji Yu entered the vacation mode, one person and a small electric donkey slowly swayed on the winding mountain road, and while going up the mountain, they enjoyed the scenery by the way, and then by the way - picking a wild fruit.
It's not that she's not doing her job, it's just that the red fruit of that tree looks too tempting!
"Ji Yu, you just stand here and don't move, I'll go pick some cherries for you to eat."
Shi Nian stopped the electric car on the side of the road, and without waiting for Ji Yu to react, he plunged headlong into the dense bushes.
The photographer hurriedly jumped out of the car and chased after him to follow, and from a distance, he saw the beautiful female star on weekdays, like a monkey, holding the cherry tree in both hands, and climbing up.
Ji Yu, who followed behind, stood helplessly under the tree, his eyes staring at her tightly, his arms hanging in the air, ready to pick up people at any time.
But Shi Nian didn't give him a chance to perform, and stopped steadily in the middle of the branches, and while picking the fruit with great care, he stuffed it into his mouth:
"Frog fun, so sweet! Ji Yu, take off your coat and pick up the cherries! ”
Ji Yu looked down at the latest summer women's slashing item worth 20,000 yuan that he had just bought, a light sunscreen that integrated elegance and charm, struggled for a moment, and took it off resignedly.
And secretly swore in his heart: next time I believe in this kind of advertisement, he will be Erha.
The photographer closes the lens to give a close-up of the cherry tree, under the pale golden sunlight, a grain of pink or red cherries adorned on the branches, like shining agate beads, seductively tight.
[Hey, it looks delicious [drooling]]
[Shi Nian, wild things can't be eaten indiscriminately, didn't your teacher teach you? Send it to me and I'll help you do it harmless. 】
[I'm a student, send me.] 】
[I am an animal, send me!! 】