The half-hour rush to the safari park was the most painful period of Shi Nian's life.

On the left is Chen Jianxing riding a small black electric donkey, and on the right is Ji Yu riding a small pink electric donkey, and she is shivering in the middle of the small pink electric donkey.

As for why the shake?

One sentence explanation: The gods fight, and the little ghosts suffer.

The two masters have a knife in their eyes, and the other has ice on their faces, you stare at me, I slant at you, and the fight is hot.

Shi Nian, who was caught in the middle, was injured by mistake from time to time, and her little heart jumped up and down, and she didn't pout on the spot, which was considered her strong psychological quality.

After silently withstanding Ji Yu's eighteenth eye knife attack and Chen Jianxing's fifteenth cold eye, the group finally arrived at their destination.

Shi Nian was relieved, parked the electric car slowly, didn't even want a partner, picked up his backpack and rushed to the zoo.

Entering the door and walking a few dozen meters east along the road, there happened to be a bench, she sat on the bench, took out the mineral water in her backpack, and prepared to drink two sips of water to suppress the shock.

Who expected that the bottle cap had not been unscrewed, and the earth-shattering shout of the camera brother suddenly came from the side:

"Shi Nian! Move! ”

When I read a spirit, I didn't even think about it, I dropped my backpack and ran.

The moment her ass left the seat, an unknown object flew past her face, snapped, and landed on the bench.

If you smell it closely, there is an indescribable stench in the air.

It turned out to be a lump of flying poop!

Shi Nian was angry on the spot, and his fists clenched with a clattering sound:

"Who? Who is so shameless, shit and bullying, stand up, I promise not to shoot you to death! ”

Turning his head and looking around, except for the staff of the program team, there was no one around.

Shi Nian asked the camera brother with his eyes, and the latter pointed to the red-haired gorilla squatting in the corner not far away and picking mud:

"You may not believe it when you say it, but the lump just now was lost by it."

“？？？”

As if to prove that he was not lying, the red-haired gorilla suddenly jumped up, picked up the mud ball in his hand and threw it ferociously off the field.

The mud ball streaked in a graceful arc in the air and smashed on the head of Chen Jianxing, who had just come to the vicinity of the orangutan pavilion and had not had time to glance at the sun.

With a snap, the world fell silent.

Chen Jianxing peeled off the foul of dirt mixed with the stench, his face was as black as ink, and the cold air around his body could freeze people into ice sculptures.

The cameraman wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, bit his lip with a distorted face, pointed behind him and said:

"The bathroom is over there, do you want to wash it?"

Chen Jianxing didn't speak, he looked at the culprit gloomily, and the green tendons on the back of his clenched hands were bulging, eager to eat people.

One hit hit, at this time the gorilla was extremely excited, jumped to the suspension bridge next to the rockery in three or two steps, and applauded vigorously while swinging, and at the same time made a cheerful cry of "woo", as if to say:

"Lao Tzu is really good!"

Shi Nian was dumbfounded: "Is this the legendary delivery man Dian Na oran?" It is better to see than to hear, and to be disrespectful and disrespectful. ”

[Hahaha...... GodTM Tifu Dian Na Aptan, Shi Nian, you will choose a name. 】

[Big female monkey, hurry up and take care of your distant relatives, it's not a good habit to litter. 】

[I came to this zoo last year, and I was fortunate enough to be thrown a stone by it, a large piece, but fortunately I hid quickly, otherwise I would have passed away. 】

[I have seen this orangutan, and when I was admitted to graduate school, I sat at the back table, and then it successfully landed, and I went to the factory to screw it. 】

Hearing that his gorilla was in trouble again, the keeper hurriedly came to apologize and taught the red-haired brother a lesson in front of everyone.

But the red-haired brother was obviously not convinced, and sat on the grass with his arms against the wall, his mouth pouted, his eyes rolled slightly, and he glared at the keeper several times in disgust.

It wasn't until the breeder took out a golden banana that the red-haired brother changed his unruly state, stretched out his arm awkwardly, and his little demeanor simply engraved the word "give me" to his head.

Shi Nian watched the quacks next to her, and her laughter might be a little loud, which made the red-haired brother unhappy, and she picked up a piece of turf and wanted to smash people, so scared that she ran away, and didn't even dare to turn her head back.

Brother Hongmao is a real big brother, and he can't afford to mess with him.

After the orangutan house, there is the ostrich garden, where more than a dozen ostriches take a leisurely stroll.

Shi Nian saw that they looked quite harmless to humans and animals, so she found a shade nearby and continued to drink the mineral water that she didn't drink in her mouth.

As soon as the cap was unscrewed, an ostrich wearing a black and white coat and a sign of appearance walked over, and the big black eyes of Carslan stared at her tightly, looking preoccupied.

Shi Nian hesitated for a moment, and handed the mineral water in front of it:

"Brother, come for two?"

“……”

"If you don't speak, you're not thirsty, so I'll drink?"

“……”

The big ostrich suddenly quacked a few times, then turned left and right three times, shook his head, shook his legs, and danced at her.

Don't say it, the black and white wool coat looks pretty good when it is unfolded, with a pair of slender legs and an elegant neck.

Shi Nian poured a big sip of water, and applauded it very much:

"Good! Well jumped! Make your debut, I'll bring seven aunts and eight aunts to vote for you! ”

The big ostrich felt her warm emotions and danced harder, twisting and twisting and twisting...... When I twisted it to the eighth time, I was embarrassed to twist Shi Nian.

The other party is so enthusiastic, she can't look at it, why don't she twist it twice to respond?

It doesn't matter if it's twisted well or not, it's all about the mind.

When Ji Yu arrived at the ostrich park, what he saw was a magical picture of people and birds dancing against each other.

The bird dances a serious dance, and the person dances...... It's hard to judge, it looks busy, but I don't know what I'm busy with, a whole big tree fork dancing in the wind.

Ji Yu strode forward, pressed her shoulder, which was twitching up and down, and asked suspiciously:

"What are you doing? Give ostrich practice? ”

Shi Nian pointed to the big ostrich that was still twisting its neck:

"Well, it has been dancing at me, and I think about it and looking at me, I seem to be a little indifferent, so I dance along."

Ji Yu raised his eyebrows and said with a smile:

"It's a courtship dance, what are you dancing? Witch practice or hoe dance? ”

Shi Nian was stunned when he only heard the first half of the sentence:

"Seeking, puppetry, dancing? Is the animal kingdom so wild now? ”

[Big female monkey: Is my beauty finally unable to hide? 】

[What are you doing in a daze, promise it quickly!] Can you bear to make such a cute bird sad? 】

[Start this cross-species love, break the reproductive isolation, and pursue eternal love!] 】

[Promise it first, and then kiss Ji Yu in front of it, trample on its sincerity, and make it feel the sinister nature of this world. Yes, I'm that vicious! 】

"It's not hard to understand that both animals and people like beautiful things."

Ji Yu raised his chin, looked at the ostrich who was still trying to dance carelessly, and said with a low chuckle:

"Don't jump, die of this heart, you don't deserve her."