In the group's estimation, I know that the author's finger is old and strained, and he has a ganglion cyst, and he hasn't had surgery yet, let alone been gnawed by his own fox, which is sad...

But this is not the most important thing, seeing that the college entrance examination is coming, in this day of universal celebration, I, as a writer of online novels full of positive energy, should copy a few sentences of Zhihu's chicken soup literature to feed you, and realize my insidious plan to cut leeks.

It stands to reason that I should do a set of Jiangsu mathematics college entrance examination questions over the years to analyze the difficulties of this college entrance examination, but yesterday I swiped a sixth-grade math problem on Douyin, which made me ponder for a long time.

This kind of useless thing always stirs up my competitive spirit that has no eggs... As it turned out, it took me half an hour to figure it out, and I really didn't have much to do.

I passed by the door of the middle school today, and I heard a few junior high school students talking about the hook theorem, and I couldn't help but stop.

Hook theorem... It's familiar, it seems to have something to do with trigonometric functions.

That... What is trigonometric function used for?

Four years after graduating from college, I studied advanced mathematics and linear algebra, but now I often doubt that I have to use my fingers to calculate addition and subtraction under 10.

I often wonder what the college entrance examination, university and even the nine-year compulsory education have brought me.

The friends I knew around me used SWOT analysis and tactics 4PS to open a bubble tea shop as soon as I graduated, and now I have lost all my money, and I have to go to the bar to dance a striptease to subsidize the loss of the bubble tea shop.

And I still have to use the mantra to determine if there are 31 days in May.

I used to think of myself as a poor ratio, but after four years of business administration, I was at the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, and the Engel coefficient was higher than 60 percent.

These book theories made me understand how specific I was poor.

After reading the book for 16 years, I didn't expect to become a fiction writer, wandering on the edge of the title, and telling yellow jokes to everyone. ("Love" was just reminded a few days ago and another chapter was blocked.) ）

Then the topic of today's chat topic comes, study!

Learn? Write a fart, drop out of school and go striptease with my friends, isn't it faster to make money than a part-time job?

Of course, what is said above is definitely not true.

This kind of speech will be reported by parents and blocked by the platform.

Many friends will chat with me privately in the Q group, asking me if I can book the night at 2000, whether the bad results in the college entrance examination will affect my life, etc...

First of all, 2000 pack nights is certainly not enough.

As for the latter, I think when you can ask this question, then your college entrance examination is basically a G.

If I tell everyone, if there is no fart in the college entrance examination, it is not realistic for 985 and 211 dogs not to read it.

Therefore, in order not to be eliminated by the anti-pornography and anti-pornography plan, I still have to be responsible to tell you that college life is beautiful.

There are club activities, beautiful seniors, campus sports festivals and music festivals.

Of course, it probably doesn't have anything to do with you.

There are cheap cafeterias that are not necessarily delicious, and there are rebuilding fees that you can't pay even if you wear many hats.

I hope the latter really has nothing to do with you.

Regardless of whether everyone's college entrance examination results are good or bad, your hard high school career is over.

Blame luck, blame exam questions, and blame yourself for coming and going.

You can't blame reading my novel before the college entrance examination, which affects your performance, right?

The college entrance examination is not the whole of your life, after the college entrance examination you will enter the next stage, college is a transition that allows you to slowly enter the society, it is a place to cultivate self-learning ability, your teachers no longer restrict your learning, your parents no longer control your love.

You can choose to study your own and take the postgraduate examination.

You can also choose an Internet café to stay overnight, go to a bar to jump, and mix with me to retake more than a dozen empty courses in my senior year, wearing multiple jobs just to pay the retake fee.

Then take the worthless graduation certificate to look for a job everywhere, and then blame this dog basket major for his lack of ability.

Of course, business administration, dogs don't read.

To be honest, at this point, if it is another author, they should promote their own institutions, and then everyone is welcome to apply.

I'm probably not proud of the school, I just hope that if the school has the opportunity to see this chapter, it will not confiscate my graduation certificate.

Seriously.

Sometimes there is no direct correlation between the level of education and your earnings after graduation.

My friend in the Department of Urology at Medical University, how many prostates do I have to see to cover the income of a marginal novel chapter?

However, my creative energy is limited, and the prostate of this world is infinite.

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Well, that's all.

The new book will officially cut off the eunuchs.

"Love" will still find opportunities to update everyone.

Above.