Chapter 210 Rubbing Ass Chirp
Chapter 210
"Garlic!" Chirp pounced, "You're still wow?" β
Fox posted to her: "I'm leaving, there's no time." β
"Where have you been?" Feng Ran was curious.
"Go out and see, the last time the Iron Eater came over and said that humans are doing well, and there are a lot of fun things."
A lot of snacks spit out of his mouth with a sloppy sound.
"I'm going to take these back."
Feng Ran picked up a pack: "You...... Got it from the supermarket? β
Vicious squinted at him, "I'm a serious demon, how can I steal things." β
"Of course it was given to me by humans, and I can't do it if I don't want it."
Feng Ran couldn't figure it out, but the point wasn't this.
"Didn't you say to give me a youkai blessing? Hurry up, hurry up! β
Foxy lifted his front hooves and pressed him on the forehead.
Feng Ran only felt a chill in his head.
"Alright."
"Okay?"
How did he not feel it.
Foxy floated in mid-air and spun around: "Okay, the time is coming." β
"Chirp, look forward to meeting next time!"
With that, he turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared.
"The youkai you summoned later know the rules!"
Feng Ran praised that the pot and the fox last time went back by themselves after completing the task.
It didn't cause any trouble at all.
However......
"Have you read Weibo?" During the meal, Feng Yao's expression was complicated, "Hurry up and take a look." β
Jiu Jiu hugged her pink phone and opened Weibo.
Then pretended to understand and waited for the brothers to say.
"Holy!" Feng Ran was stunned, "This, this is the hell, right?" β
"Is it swollen?" Chirp is too anxious to do it.
Zhou Ye showed her the pictures on the Internet.
"Last night, a lot of the stone sculptures in the Forbidden City were graffitied."
It's a real graffiti, what kind of beast head on the bridge, what beast head on the eaves, anyway, as long as it's in the shape of a beast, it's all painted.
"Looks like a kid did it, right?" Because the drawing is so bad.
It's messy, and it even has poop and grimaces drawn......
"What kid do you think can run into the Forbidden City in the middle of the night......" Feng Hao looked at him and tweeted, "It's not just this hot search." β
There is also the owner of a supermarket, who said that he heard movement in the store downstairs in the middle of the night, but he couldn't see anything from the surveillance.
He came down to inspect and was just in time for the thief to pry the door open.
"The thief was still holding a knife and almost stabbed me."
At the critical moment, the two thieves suddenly fell and kept crying out in pain, as if someone had beaten them.
"The boss was also stunned at the time, and after the thief ran away, he knelt on the ground and thanked the gods for saving his dog's life."
"I also asked which way the god was, so that he could go and make offerings."
Then he heard someone ask him.
"Can I eat a pack of snacks in your store?"
"You can eat, you can eat a hundred packs!"
Then the boss picked up a basket of snacks, and the other party was very polite and said too much.
The boss had to give it, and finally the other party said thank you.
The box of snacks was gone.
"This story is so familiar......" Feng Ran scratched his head.
Jiu Jiu held up a bag of potato chips: "Garlic for Jiu Jiu's snacks." β
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No wonder it feels familiar.
"No wonder...... He said that he had to give it to him. β
This incident has also aroused discussion among netizens, but most of them are saying that it is the boss's hype.
"Third uncle, you said that the matter of the Forbidden City will not also be ...... of the Forbidden City?"
"Definitely!" Feng Yao looked melancholy, "Didn't you see that there are experts below who say that only the sinister ones have not been graffitied?" β
He painted all eight of his other brothers!
"So that's what he did when he went out for two days." Feng Hao really didn't understand the brain circuits of monsters.
But it's not a fuel-efficient lamp!
"Shall we take care of this?"
"How? The monitor only caught a puff of smoke. β
"Do you want us to take the initiative to call and say we're sorry, it's our family that summoned the fox from the demon world, and the fox did it?"
Feng Yao sighed: "This matter can only be ignored." β
"Is it garlic that took other people's snacks and didn't give money?" Chirp probably understood.
She didn't think it was important to scribble on the stones.
But she knew that she had to give money to buy snacks, and she couldn't take them for nothing, and she would be arrested by the police uncle.
"That's easy, go back to the supermarket and buy more things." Feng Hao touched her head, "Brother will take you there in the afternoon." β
[Forbidden City graffiti] This matter has been in trouble for several days.
In the end, the official came forward and said that there were two young people who hid in the toilet and waited for dark to come out.
It has now been handed over to the police.
"This is the most speechless news of the year......"
"Don't you really believe? Who the would do such a boring thing? β
"I'm worried about the IQ of those two people, let's go to the hospital and have a look......"
Some people don't believe it, but most do.
The officials breathed a sigh of relief, they handed over the matter to the special department for investigation, and it is not known when the results will be available.
The Feng family is inexplicably humble, especially tweeting.
When I went to kindergarten, I heard the children discussing, and I didn't dare to say anything.
I'm afraid that everyone will find out.
When I went to bed that night, I was faced with a huge dragon head as soon as I opened my eyes.
"Dragon!" Chirp happily pounced, "Long time no see!" Why don't you call Jiu Jiu to play? β
Shenlong moved his head: "I need to sleep to recover my strength, Suzaku has been found, you have to hurry up." β
"Chirp is refueling." Jiu Jiu pouted his lips, and his eyes lit up when he thought of something, "That's right, Long Long, Jiu Jiu saw Dad, Dad is also a dragon like you." β
Shenlong seemed to be stunned for a moment: "Your father...... Is it a dragon? β
Jiu Jiu told the story of the mountain god, and she stammered, but Shenlong understood.
As a result, I became more and more confused.
What Jiu Jiu saw must be true, and the green dragon must have looked the same as her father, or very much like it.
"Are you sure it's Qinglong?"
"Xiaojin and Xiaohong both said yes!"
Shenlong paused: "Then you will find Qinglong first!" β
"Where can I find it?"
"Maybe you'll find out soon."
Shenlong pushed her back: "You are different from ordinary people, what you see in your dreams must have his truth." β
Jiu Jiu found himself getting farther and farther away from the dragon, and knew that he was about to wake up.
"Chirp will come on! Tweeting is fat! β
The fattest Jiu Jiu opened his eyes and met a pair of small bean eyes.
She rubbed her eyes.
Suzaku jumped twice: "Click! Tweet, Lao Tzu is out! β
"Little Red!" Chirp sat up and stared at Suzaku.
"Look at what? But I haven't known Lao Tzu for a few days? β
Jiu Jiu sighed: "Xiaohong is not afraid, you don't get bigger and Jiu Jiu likes it!" β
"......" Suzaku jumped to his feet: "Change a fart, that dead fox's method won't work at all!" β
A snow-white little fox jumped on the bed: "That's because you're too stupid." β
"Nishiki!" Chirp stretched out his hand.
Jin Ze posted with her: "Tweet, forget this Suzaku is useless, let's think of other ways." β
"Fart!" Suzaku was so angry that he jumped on the fox's head and pecked him, "Is it Lao Tzu's problem?" What can I do if I don't have enough aura? β
"Ahhhhh......h
Suddenly there was a scream from downstairs.
"Chirp diary: Mom will be discharged from the hospital next week, everything is going well. Miraculously, she is fat, and I lose five poundβ‘s by cooking and delivering food every day.