Chapter 165: Ji Yu, did him
[Don't say much, kill me to cheer up my sister and brother-in-law!] 】
[My Room: A Mess, My Level: A Mess, My Relationships: A Mess, My Life: A Mess, My CP: Perfect!! 】
Soon, the helicopter arrived over the desert island, and the instructor moved out of the parachuting equipment, swept over the two people who were huddled in a ball, and asked:
"You two, who will come first?"
Shi Nian stepped forward without hesitation:
"Me! First! Come! ”
In order to soothe Ji Yu's fragile heart, she wore helmets, goggles and other safety equipment while expressing her experience:
"It's really not scary at all, just open and close your eyes, what are you afraid of?"
Ji Yu looked at her legs that were shaking like Parkinson's, scared, but wanted to laugh:
"Your legs are shaking."
"Oh, that's too windy, not scared."
"Really?"
"Of course! Who am I to be afraid of this? ”
The previous sentence was also said with a lot of pride, and when he turned his head to face the coach, he coaxed in seconds:
"Big brother, my life is in your hands, don't drop the chain!"
The coach took out a red book from his arms and said proudly:
"Don't worry, my brother is a certified person."
Shi Nian glanced at it, and his legs trembled even more:
"Marriage, marriage, certificate?"
"Sorry, I got it wrong."
The instructor put the marriage certificate back in his pocket and changed it for a skydiving certificate.
Shi Nian glanced at it again, still panicked, but still bravely walked out of the cabin and jumped down with the whistling wind.
After the brief feeling of weightlessness disappears, a great sense of satisfaction is ensued, the sea, the forest, the blue sky...... All the ultimate views come into view.
Shi Nian's excitement reached its peak at this moment, and his superb English proficiency was also vividly displayed at this moment:
“wo
de
ful! ”
“u
believable! ”
“excelle
t! ”
Before he could finish the words, his feet hit the ground, and everything was so fast that it seemed like it had never happened.
The coach looked at her with an unfinished look on her face and smiled proudly:
"How? Enjoyable, right? ”
Shi Nian gave him a thumbs up:
“amazi
g! ”
[Big female monkey, your E
Glish is really ve
y good! 】
How much advertising money does Happy Pop give you? I bingo match to double! 】
[Your focus is wrong, right? Skydiving is so exciting, no one wants to try it? 】
[The price man is coming, jump 2980 once, you can experience it if you have a thick wallet, and a poor ghost like me should memorize words. 】
But this kind of exciting and exhilarating experience didn't take effect at all on Ji Yu's side, and before jumping, he regarded death as home; After the jump, he still saw death as home.
It wasn't until he unloaded his equipment and walked into the dense forest with Shi Nian that the divine consciousness that ran away from home finally returned to its place, but his face was still as white as paper.
Shi Nian looked distressed, thoughtfully unscrewed the mineral water, and handed it to him:
"Here, drink some water to suppress the shock."
Ji Yu took the mineral water, but he only held it in his hand and was reluctant to drink it.
Shi Nian saw through his concerns at a glance, waved his hand boldly, and said:
"Drink it boldly, look for it later, look at the map, there seems to be fresh water on the island."
A faint trace of emotion flashed in Ji Yu's eyes, and he raised his neck and took a sip of water, as if he had no intention of saying:
"You seem to have a lot of experience?"
Shi Nian smiled for a moment, and then said with a big grin:
"I've been brought out by dogs to experience it before, so it's a bit of experience, so it's right to follow me this time, and it will definitely not make you hungry."
Ji Yu pursed his lips, and before he could answer, a voice suddenly came from the bushes:
"Sister Nian, can you bring us with you, from now on, I am your dog."
The two turned their heads, and saw Zhou Shiyuan holding a stick in his left hand and a tree in his right hand, like a beggar who had escaped from a refugee camp, staring at them haggardly.
Song Xinyou stood on the other side with the material bag on his back, and his mental state was obviously several times better than him.
Shi Nian had a question mark: "What is the situation with the two of you?" ”
Song Xinyou shrugged, speechless:
"Ask him, I don't want to talk."
Zhou Shiyuan drooped his head, and only promised:
"I got sick and vomited, I vomited, and I ate snacks and breakfast in vain."
Shi Nian: "......"
Ji Yu: "......"
I wanted to refuse outright, but now this situation is ...... Harm!
Shi Nian sighed helplessly: "Keep up, I don't dare to guarantee anything else, but as long as I have Shi Nian to eat, I will have a bowl brush for you." ”
Zhou Shiyuan patronized and was happy, but he didn't hear a hole in her words, so he followed him with a fart:
"It's coming! Here it comes! Sister Nian, where are we going now? ”
"Find a good place to sleep."
"Where is the best place to sleep?"
"The terrain is flat, there is fresh water, there are trees that shade the sun."
"Where's the fresh water?"
Shi Nian's patience ran out, and his expression gradually became hideous:
"Ji Yu, do him!"
Ji Yu unhurriedly took out a dagger from his pocket.
"Isn't it? Really? ”
Zhou Shiyuan shuddered, hid behind Song Xinyou, covered his mouth knowingly, and muttered:
"Shall I not ask? If you have a question, don't ask! ”
Ji Yu glanced at him sympathetically, and then put the dagger back unhurriedly.
The island is rarely touched, so the vegetation on the island is extraordinarily luxuriant, overgrown with shrubs and weeds, and it is especially difficult for a group of people to walk.
After stumbling for nearly an hour, he finally found the stream flowing with fresh water on the map when he was almost tired.
There was a huge banyan tree on the left side of the stream, and here, they met Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yi'an, who had arrived first.
The two did their homework in advance for this episode, and as soon as they landed, they went straight to the creek, they were lucky, they took a shortcut by mistake, and now they have already chosen a place to camp and started to set up tents.
The three groups of people met, first greeted warmly, and then mentioned the only group of guests who fell behind:
"Didn't Xu Sheng and Chen Jianxing come?"
Barrage: In popular science, don't disturb.
Since the start of the show, Chen Jianxing hasn't spoken much, the whole person is like a big ice lump, and the air pressure is frighteningly low.
Xu Sheng talked to him a few times, but after getting no positive response, he simply stopped putting his hot face on his cold buttocks, and started a small lecture on science popularization in front of the camera alone:
"The concentration of various substances in seawater is too high, if you drink a large amount, it will cause some elements to enter the human body in excess, affect the normal physiological functions of the human body, lead to dehydration of the human body, and in serious cases, it will cause poisoning."
"This red-red plant, called Melaleuca rubrum, belongs to the myrtle family, which has the effect of dissipating cold in warmth, regulating qi and relieving pain in traditional Chinese medicine."
“……”
The barrage praised her for her knowledge, and the rainbow farts of various beautiful scholars took off.
At this time, Chen Jianxing, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke:
"Xu Sheng, do you want to make a movie?"