I thought Ji Yu had something to do, and he wouldn't reply to the message for a while, but I didn't expect to receive a reply within two minutes of sending it:

She is the old man's stepdaughter.

Omura Hana in the neighboring village: pseudo-orthopedics? It's more exciting.

Take the moon and drink: [chicken beep you jpg.]

Take the moon to drink: pour the waste water out of your head, please.

Neighboring Village: Don't change the subject, please answer my question head-on.

Take the moon to drink: Five years ago, he confessed to me, was scolded by me, and became a monk.

When the neighboring village is a large village flower: ??? What's scary?

Drinking with the Moon: Scared? Or are you jealous?

Omura Flower in the neighboring village: Just kidding, when the sow will go to the tree, I won't be jealous.

Take the moon and drink: [sow on the tree jpg.]

Omura Flower in the neighboring village: The phone is so hot, maybe I have a fever, I will take it to the hospital to have a look, and we will talk back.

Take the moon for wine: I asked Lao Liu to prepare the same Western food for you, if you have other needs, just mention it to him.

Take the moon and drink: Don't run around, wait for me to go back.

Neighboring village when Omura flowers: [Gu's Gu's crooked Rui Gu's jpg.]

A few minutes later, Ji Yu sent another message:

Their drama may be a bit too much, you just ignore it.

Omura Hana in the neighboring village: What kind of play?

Take the moon to drink: you'll know when you go.

Hey, it's also sold.

Shi Nian smiled disdainfully and didn't take this reminder seriously.

What scenes has she never seen as a professional actor?

There are many plays, so she will accompany her.

*

At half past eleven o'clock in the afternoon, a black Rolls-Royce stopped steadily at the main entrance of the villa.

The white-gloved driver thoughtfully pulled the car door for Shi Nian:

"Miss Shi, Qiushui Beiyuan has arrived."

Shi Nian yawned, moved out in a daze, and just stretched out one foot, the outside suddenly crackled and exploded, which frightened her tiger body, and quickly retracted her legs.

Before she could catch her breath, He Yueyue's big meat ball flew towards her, and pressed her into the gap in the back seat of the car with the momentum of smashing the wall with a sledgehammer.

At the same time, an impassioned voice sounded in her ears:

"Sister Nian, don't be afraid! With me He Yueyue here, I will never let you be killed by Chen Gou's traitor! ”

Shi Nian rolled his eyes when she smashed him, and after coughing violently a few times, he spit out a sentence with difficulty:

"Is there a possibility that it was a firecracker?"

Whips, cannons?

He Yueyue looked up blankly, looked out through the car window, and sure enough, there was a string of red firecrackers extending from the edge of the road to the yard, and the section close to the car was crackling and exploding happily.

"Hug a little, Sister Nian, I thought Chen Gou planted a bomb near the villa, are you okay?"

He Yueyue slid down from Shi Nian's body with her hands and feet, clasped her hands together, and kept bowing and apologizing.

Shi Nian rubbed his chest that had been hit by an iron head and took a deep breath:

"It's not gone yet, but can we pay attention next time, I don't want to die at the hands of my own people."

He Yueyue continued to bow and apologize: "Hug a little, hug a little." ”

The two of them covered their ears and shrank in the car, waiting for the ridiculously long string of firecrackers to be set off, and then they got out of the car trembling like a husky who had strayed into a wolf pack.

But at this point the fright, no, the surprise is not over.

Both legs just hit the ground, snap! Countless streamers sprayed straight at her face in a daze.

The colorful plastic strips flying in the sky almost drowned her, and she finally broke through the layers of obstacles, and ushered in another round of sound attacks.

"Welcome home!"

Several powerful voices sounded at the same time, and when I looked closely, on both sides of the open villa gate, there were two rows of uniformed men and women standing neatly, security guards, cleaners, nannies, and ...... Everything but the kitchen sink.

They clenched their fists, looked at Shi Nian in unison, raised their arms and shouted:

"There is a loud bang in the sky, welcome Madame!"

"Laugh and laugh, make trouble, Mrs. will scream when she comes!"

"The rain wants to fall, the wind wants to stop, Madame, the first line of the universe!"

Lao Liu, the housekeeper at the front, wiped his tears with a handkerchief, and showed a motherly smile:

"It's been eight years, I've been a housekeeper in this villa for eight years, and I've finally waited for the hostess who belongs to it, it's not easy to be spicy!"

Shi Nian: "......"

What kind of drama is this?

This is simply a mental hospital doing team building!

She turned her head to look at the auspicious three treasures with eager eyes, at the old housekeeper who was crying and laughing, and then at the rugged country villa with a red carpet and red lanterns......

Hesitate for three seconds, turn around and leave.

It's hard to take a few days off, and it's true that it's plain.

Lao Liu wiped away the crystal tears from the corners of his eyes, chased after her and shouted:

"Madame! Miss Shi! You're doing the opposite, you should go this way when you enter the villa. ”

“……”

Shi Nian was finally pulled into the villa.

However, at her strong request, the red silk and red lanterns hanging inside and outside the villa were all removed, and the red carpet was also swept away by Lao Liu and given to the security guard who was about to marry his daughter-in-law.

At this point, the European-style pastoral villa has finally restored its original appearance.

Looking at the unpretentious layout around him, Shi Nian breathed a sigh of relief:

"Alright, let's eat."

The eyes of the three chefs who had been waiting for a long time lit up when they heard this, and they rushed to her to brush their sense of existence:

"Miss Shi, let's have a steak first, this is filet mignon, selected from the most tender part of the beef tenderloin, the taste is as smooth as cream, it's not delicious, you cut me."

"Miss Shi, try this red wine stewed oxtail, this red wine is made of Burgundy ......"

Shi Nian stopped their chatter:

"Please, let me have a quiet meal!"

"Please."

After lunch and declined the nanny's escort service, Shi Nian collapsed on the bed exhausted and posted a Weibo.

Shi Nian V:

A good woman has ambitions in all directions, and she is silent in her heart.

[Kitten tears jpg.]

Ask for support from macho men: It's over, funny women have become emo women, Chen Jianxing, you deserve to die!

Stealing the bitter tea: Baby, you can be strong, but you don't have to be strong, come and cry in my arms, I have big breasts!

The patron saint of remembrance: @纪遇表现的机会到了, grasp the certificate to enter the cave house tomorrow, and you can't grasp that you deserve to be single for the rest of your life.

The pig who took the initiative: A good woman punches eight treasures, never runs away when she meets a pervert, big female monkey, don't emo, get him! I have a little relationship below, in case I can't do it, I can open you a SVIP luxury reincarnation channel.

Shi Nian singled out this comment and replied separately:

You kid, the living Hades, aren't you?

Pig who took the initiative: Framed! You are a false accusation of Chiguoguo! (Rubbing hands) people are just simply bad-hearted.

After replying to this article, many similar comments suddenly popped up in the comment area: Big female monkey, don't emo, go to your husband's Weibo to take a look, Chen Jianxing is going to finish the calf now!

Shi Nian: ???

clicked into Ji Yu's Weibo and looked at it, and the whole person was in good spirits.

Ji Yu V:

@陈简行, there are some places, don't go out if you go in.