Chapter 190: I'm shameless, you have less brains
Zhou Xingyan thought that there was a misunderstanding, and patiently explained to him again:
"The rules of the game are to challenge the CP of the heart-warming guest, not to the heart-warming guest, did you hear it right?"
Lu Ming's affectionate gaze flowed on Ji Yu's face:
"That's right, I'm just going to challenge Shi Nian."
Zhou Xingyan said: "??? ”
Shi Nian: "??? ”
Barrage:
【??? 】
[Lu Ming, you are playing a very new kind of love drama. 】
[Let's send a dead pig jaw drop emoji.] 】
[This show is getting more and more fun, if you don't have a second season, it doesn't matter if the director is crazy or not, the important thing is that the audience is happy. 】
[Ji Yu: Don't come here! ] Withdraw! Withdraw! Withdraw! 】
The heartwarming guest Ji Yu quietly rolled up his sleeves, swept his arms and legs as thin as bamboo poles, and revealed a grim smile:
"Have you lived enough?"
Lu Ming's eyelashes twitched, his eyes instantly turned red, and he whispered in a delicate little voice:
"I'm just brave enough to pursue true love, am I wrong?"
"Looks like you've had enough."
Ji Yu snorted and laughed even more gloomily:
"Okay, give you a chance to challenge Shi Nian, win me, and I'll let you challenge."
Lu Ming looked at his big man, swallowed nervously, and tentatively put his arm on his shoulder.
As a result, before he could get it, he was grabbed by Ji Yu by the back of the neck, and he was thrown away with the momentum of sweeping the leaves with the wind.
Lu Ming, who fell to the ground, wiped his tears, looked at him aggrievedly, hesitated for a moment, endured his grief and turned his head to look at Zhou Shiyuan, who was giving silly music to the side.
Their eyes met, and the latter immediately clasped his hands together like a mouse at the sight of a cat, and frantically begged him for mercy:
"Big brother, don't mess with me, I like women."
Lu Ming bit his lip, stood up resolutely, pointed at him and said loudly to the staff:
"That's it!"
"N-to-ah!"
"I'm going to choose him as a challenge!"
"Huh?"
Zhou Shiyuan looked at Song Xinyou, who seemed to be stuffed with a lump of defense, and laughed:
"Okay, I'll accept your challenge."
After determining the guests to participate in the challenge, Zhou Xingyan slipped away on the grounds of stomach pain, and the assistant director took over the position of the hot ass and announced the specific content of the challenge:
The two guests need to put on an inflatable sumo suit and collide with each other on the inflatable mat, and the one who falls into the water first loses.
Fang Ruofei, who was ready to win, was stunned:
"Why this?"
Where did the good wine go?
The assistant director looked up at the sky and pretended to be stupid:
"This is a game project that we decided at a meeting, doesn't Miss Fang want to participate? If you don't want to, you can quit on your own. ”
Now, Fang Ruofei naturally understood that she was being put on a posture by Zhou Xingyan, and her face turned green with anger:
"What about the surname Zhou? Call him here! I have something to ask him! ”
Zhou Shiyuan, who was secretly stuffing snacks into his mouth, shook his hand when he heard this, and hurriedly wiped his mouth and ran over:
"It's coming, it's coming! What are you calling me for? ”
Fang Ruofei: "......"
Shi Nian saw that it was greasy, his eyebrows bent, and he patted Zhou Shiyuan's shoulder and said:
"Miss Fang is worried that you can't kill Lu Ming, so she wants to cheer you up personally."
Zhou Shiyuan scratched the back of his head and smiled honestly:
"Thank you, you're still weird, but you don't need it, I'm from Sister Nian's side, and you have to be a man from the beginning, and you can't rebel."
Fang Ruofei: "......"
She could see it.
This show is full of pits!
From the director to the guests, there is no good thing!
But here she is, she has to do something to let everyone see her strength.
Isn't it sumo? She's better than!
Anyway, she also played Tai Chi in the nunnery for two years, and it is really compared, not necessarily who loses and who wins.
After three minutes of dress-up time, the door opened, and Shi Nian lifted her little short legs, which were rounder than lotus roots, across the threshold, twisted the bucket waist, and broke into the camera in an extremely bewitching posture.
Then, another small short leg crossed the threshold.
Sadly, the owner of the two legs is not alone.
At this moment, their owners all maintained a posture of one leg inside and one leg out, their bodies stuck in the crack of the door, holding the door frame and door panel respectively and squeezing out desperately, and no one refused to back down.
It seems that whoever squeezes out first is the winner of this game.
Fearing an accident, the staff tried to pull out Shi Nian, who was the first to show up, but they couldn't pull it at all, and the inflated sumo suit was like a ball of cotton that could expand infinitely, blocking the narrow door frame tightly.
In the end, I really had no choice but to temporarily release the gas and re-inflate it after rescuing the person.
After being rescued, Shi Nian used both hands and feet, quickly distanced himself from Fang Ruofei, and shook his head again and again to Ji Yu and sighed:
"This sister is so competitive!"
Ji Yu wiped her sweat with wet wipes and echoed:
"You know, people who fail like to find presence in the little things."
Shi Nian gave him a thumbs up and boasted:
"gie~gie~~, you're good at talking today~"
Ji Yu pinched her lips with her backhand:
"Your own people, don't die like this."
After inflating, the two players climbed onto the sea inflatable cushion with the support of the staff.
Before the two legs could stand firmly, the staff around them slipped and fell into the sea with a rolling belt.
Shi Nian stretched out his hand to pull it, but instead of getting it back, he folded himself in.
Fang Ruofei condescendingly stood on the mat and laughed at her:
"That's it? Shi Nian, what are you fighting with me? ”
Shi Nian wiped the seawater off her face, grinned at her, and then grabbed her leg and pulled it violently:
"Come down, you!"
"Poof!"
Another wave is rising.
Before the competition began, the two contestants first rolled in the sea, and then climbed onto the mat like chickens in soup.
"Shi Nian, you are shameless!"
Fang Ruofei ripped off the false eyelashes stuck to her eyelids and yelled angrily.
Shi Nian helped her tear off another piece of false eyelashes, slapped it on the back of her hand, and said with a smile:
"I'm shameless, you have less brains, our eldest brother doesn't talk about the second brother, no one is good-looking, what do you think?"
Fang Ruofei was stupid, she couldn't hold back a word of rebuttal for a long time, she was so angry that she jumped around on the mat, and jumped herself down again.
Shi Nian, who was splashed with water: "......"
This sister can't have a good mouth, but she has a big temper.
After several twists and turns, PK finally got to the point.
With a whistle, Fang Ruofei took the steady steps of practicing Tai Chi for two years, like a cheetah that had been hungry for three years, fiercely pounced on Shi Nian, and tried her best to create the other party.
Shi Nian also roared menacingly, took a step, and met her charge head-on.
The two ran towards each other at the same time, the distance getting closer and closer, and the hearts of the onlookers also hung in the air.
Finally, it's time to crash!
"Bang!"
"Poof!"
Two voices sounded in turn, and the victory and defeat were divided.