When he said this, Shi Nian's face was not red and his heart was not beating, his spine was straight, and he obviously threw such a thing as his face out of the clouds.

The barrage is very convincing of her shamelessness:

【Egg leaky cake? You're really going to make up for yourself, and when you're old, opening a tailor's shop can feed a city. 】

[Everyone is cold, the body is soft, only the mouth is hard. 】

[Big female monkey: I am not wrong with my body three times a day, what is wrong is that your imagination is not rich enough. 】

Zhou Shiyuan didn't believe her crooked reasoning at all, but he didn't dare to refute it openly, so he could only express his doubts in a corner:

"Egg leaky pie, huh? Very good...... Why don't you sell one for me first? ”

"What's so hard about that? Keep your eyes open and look good! ”

Shi Nian put down the shovel and chopsticks, confidently walked on the street, grabbed it casually, and caught an old acquaintance-

The young man with swollen eyes.

After a while, his eyes were even more swollen, and his eyelids were propped up to a thin layer, all of which were translucent, and he looked pitiful.

Shi Nian once again sympathized with him and extended his cordial greetings:

"Young man, are you alright?"

The young man thumped his chest in pain and choked up:

"There is a grave in my heart where the surviving are buried."

“……”

Shi Nian ignores his non-mainstream literature and gets straight to the point:

"Young man, you must be hungry after crying for most of the day, right? Do you want an egg spiller? Let all the troubles and sorrows, and the grave, leak out of your heart like this egg. ”

The young man sniffed and said aggrievedly:

"But I've just eaten."

"It's okay if you've eaten."

Shi Nian didn't give him a chance to refuse at all, and dragged people to the stall:

"It's just a loaf, and it's digested after two tears...... I see that you have a lot of sadness in your heart, so why don't you add one more egg, so that the leakage will be cleaner. ”

The young man nodded, looked at the dazzling array of small materials on the cart, and added:

"Add more tenderloin, I love it."

Take a look at it again and continue to add:

"Add another grilled sausage, I love it too."

Three minutes later, Shi Nian skillfully put an evenly leaking egg cake into a paper bag and handed it to the young man with a smile:

"A total of twelve yuan, WeChat or Alipay?"

The young man took out a handful of change from his trouser pocket:

"Cash."

After the first business was completed, Zhou Shiyuan's eyes changed when he looked at her, and the whole person was shocked:

"Is that okay?"

"Of course."

Shi Nian put the change into his backpack and waved his hand:

"Just sell it, remember, you still owe me thirty-eight."

Zhou Shiyuan grabbed the back of his head thoughtfully, looked around, and stared at the white-haired lady pushing the stroller:

"Auntie, you must be tired after pushing the stroller for a long time, right? Do you want to have an egg leak cake and let all the tiredness and hard work, like this egg, leak out of your body. ”

The eldest lady glanced at him, silently moved to the other side of the road, and muttered:

"Psychotic."

Zhou Shiyuan: "??? ”

How did he become a psychopath?

"Sister Nian...... Sister Nian? ”

As soon as they turned their heads, Shi Nian and Ji Yu ran away with sacks and a huge sum of twelve yuan.

After getting rid of the cake team, the flower picking team continued to work hard, found a few more trash cans along the street, and successfully picked up two bouquets of red roses in good condition.

Shi Nian counted the loot and arranged the next course of action clearly:

"These two bundles, plus the bunch I picked up before and the tuition fees that Zhou Shiyuan owes me, should be enough for two hundred, but with the ability of the surname Zhou, I am afraid that I will not be able to pay the tuition.

For the sake of insurance, let's pick up another bunch, disassemble it after picking it up, and move it to the station to sell, where there are many people. ”

Ji Yu didn't speak, patted her shoulder, and pointed to the little couple who were hiding in the corner and arguing more than ten meters away.

Shi Nian didn't know why: "You want to persuade you?" ”

Ji Yu raised her eyebrows and reminded her:

"Look at the flowers in his arms."

"You're going to grab flowers?"

Shi Nian was shocked in his heart, and hurriedly persuaded:

"Although a bouquet of flowers is not valuable, it is a felony to block the road and rob it, and I advise you to think twice."

"Sometimes it's a bad thing to have too much imagination, and I advise you to pick up your brain that flew into outer space and be cautious about what you say."

Ji Yu moved his mask, his eyes swept over the little couple who were getting more and more excited and were already about to drop things, and his tone was firm:

"I bet the bouquet will end up in the trash can."

"Just like the poor young man from before?"

Shi Nian thought about it and felt that what he said was quite reasonable, so he simply stopped looking for it, put down the sack and sat on the bench by the roadside, ready to guard the trash can and wait for flowers.

At first, the young couple quarreled fiercely, the woman cried and roared, and the man blushed and pointed.

The bouquet of flowers ran from the man's bosom to the woman's hand, and fell from the woman's hand to the man's face, like a heart that was read at the same time, up and down, and there was no peace for a moment.

But halfway through, I don't know what the man said in the woman's ear, the two suddenly stopped arguing, one shrank in the corner of the wall to make a phone call, the other watched vigilantly around, and the air was so quiet that people were at a loss.

"What's the situation?"

Shi Nian felt that something was not right, touched Ji Yu's arm, and asked in a low voice:

"They're not going to reconcile, are they?"

Ji Yu's statement was very cautious:

"It stands to reason that it shouldn't, but the gap between people and people's minds is too big, and I don't dare to guarantee it."

"That'...... Wait a few more minutes and see what happens, and if it's really reconciled, we'll change places. ”

Shi Nian happily made the decision, but things went far beyond expectations.

Time passed minute by minute, and they didn't wait for the flower that was abandoned in the trash, but waited-

A police car.

The moment the two uniformed policemen stepped out of the police car, the little couple rushed over crying as if they had seen a savior:

"Uncle policeman, these are these two people! They have been sneaking around staring at us for a long time, and they don't look like good people when they are dressed, and they are still carrying bags of marijuana, maybe they are human traffickers, so it is recommended to investigate strictly! ”

Shi, the trafficker, Nian, and Ji, the trafficker, and Yu glanced at each other, and they both saw a trace of panic in each other's eyes.

How are you traffickers?

Bring a mask and a cap to be a trafficker? Do you want to be so outrageous?

[It's a couple of little couples in prison, sweet~]

[Hahahaha...... I said that you can only go out at noon, because sooner or later something will happen, and you won't listen to persuasion, this time it's going to be a problem, right? 】

[What a wonderful day, more exciting than my three lifetimes plus a piece, commemorating the CP cow's ~]

"Uncle policeman, wronged!"

Shi Nian, who had poor psychological quality, couldn't sit still on the spot, and took the initiative to open the sack to show his innocence:

"You see, the bag is filled with flowers, not people, we are law-abiding citizens, not human traffickers!"

The police uncle checked the vicinity of the sack and bench, and after making sure that there was nothing unusual, he took out a small notebook:

"We want to know the details of the two of us, and take off the mask first."